Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[just Reading a post]

II TOTTALLY FIRED THEM GUYS I SWARE I ALSO GAVE THEM THE FINGER AS I WENT OUT THE DOOR
t. Ass mad Alyssa
Kotaku fell in line with the new order. bye bitch. She took so many Ls, she is going to have to go on a loss free diet.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

Who must go?
Nature is healing. First Lorenz, now Mercante.
I am optimistic about the next few years getting way less gay.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Bye bye bitch, RIP bozo. You won't be missed.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Unlikely it's a coincidence this happens one day after Trump won

Kotaku probably knew she was going to sperg out about it and give channels like Smash JT free material, so Kotaku decided to save what little reputation they have

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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So she's back to prostitution. How much does she charge for sex now? I'm going on a trip to Brooklyn and got like $500.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Time to return to her actual talents.
Turning tricks for Starbucks vouchers.

 

[break these cuffs]

So she's back to prostitution. How much does she charge for sex now? I'm going on a trip to Brooklyn and got like $500.

Don't follow in the footsteps of the dude who banged DSP's schizo junkie prostitute sister inlaw and then posted about it.

 

[Baron]

So she's back to prostitution. How much does she charge for sex now? I'm going on a trip to Brooklyn and got like $500.

Why would you want to fuck Alyssa ten times with all that dosh?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Oh no, Rangers!!!!!!!!!

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The Rangers lost, but at least they have a fucking team name.

Seriously, Utah, why the fuck not just keep the team as the Coyotes until you find something more suited to your location? Or are they trying to be like all the faggot soccer teams that just call themselves $City FC?

Either way, lame as fuck, and the only team name that makes the Colorado Avalanche seem a little less gay.

 

[Hatter]

"I-I-I wasn't laid off! I just made that decision before I left! Also, kiss my ass!"
If she left because of Trump's presidential victory, then god bless Trump.
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And speaking of Trump.... (in case Alyssa Mercante and any of her ass-patting simp squad are stalking us)
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DVRK MVQV PRQTQCQLS: 1QQ%

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Willa Rowe also got canned too. Just some troon who used to work for Kotaku.

More like Will Anhero, amirite?

 

[Hal]

Enjoy poverty, whore

 

[linchan]

This has been a great week for the chuds.

 

[BadGoy1488]

Ew, that means she's gonna be an ewhore again. She's so repulsive.

Also, get fucked lmao. Put her in a Chinese crystal.

 

[Jerek Deter]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. I hope some studio gives her a consulting role on the next Concord-tier slop game before firing her immediately after it flops so she gets the true Gamergate package and spends the rest of her life floating between grifts.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I read on Kotaku that kiwi farms is as evil as civ 5 with the brave new world expansion.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The best timeline has been restored. We are all going to make it.

 

[spacko]

alyssa mercante fired kotaku. what a power move from this beautiful, independant symbol of womanhood and integrity. i cant wait to see her prolapsed anus after her inaugural bad dragon partnership onlyfans shoot.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

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[Maeis]

I read on Kotaku that kiwi farms is as evil as civ 5 with the brave new world expansion.

Fascism was so overpowered as a Social Policy they had to get rid of it.