Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Hokuriku]

Seriously, Utah, why the fuck not just keep the team as the Coyotes until you find something more suited to your location? Or are they trying to be like all the faggot soccer teams that just call themselves $City FC?

/derail
Because of the weird-ass relocation deal the NHL contrived to convince Meruelo to fuck off in the legally-softest manner they could. All Coyotes related branding is reserved for a prospective Arizona relocation/expansion franchise, Utah can't use any of it and the deal was so sudden they didn't have time to set up proper branding for this season.

 

[Glowie]

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Freedom of speech goes both way, this dumb cunt fails to understand that

 

[Samuel Fuller]

/derail
Because of the weird-ass relocation deal the NHL contrived to convince Meruelo to fuck off in the legally-softest manner they could. All Coyotes related branding is reserved for a prospective Arizona relocation/expansion franchise, Utah can't use any of it and the deal was so sudden they didn't have time to set up proper branding for this season.

I propose they be given the temporary name of the Utah Sister Wives in that case.

 

[Judge Holden]

WITH MY LAST BREATH....I CURSE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!

 

[Duke-Diggler]

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"I have some things coming down the pike"

Does that include a flying leap off the top of Trump Tower?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Holy shit Trump's only been elected 1 day and already the rats are scurrying to get on the right side.

thank fucking God, I am sick to death of these types of people

 

[CircuSphere]

So is she going to turn to weed and disappear into the soft folds of some fat dyke and her couch? Or chug boxed wine and antagonize gaming twitter on a two day bender only to block them all again?

Going to be an interesting weekend.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh sweet sweet irony of ironies.

 

[Not a bee]

Hahahaha it really is Year of the Kiwi

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Don't follow in the footsteps of the dude who banged DSP's schizo junkie prostitute sister inlaw and then posted about it.

What made it worthy of a farms happening of the year was that the guy bought her some little caesars crazy bread before the business.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This has been in the works for months and her attempt to get Kiwi Farms to go after her was obviously a desperate attempt to appear relevant and keep her job. It fucking failed because all Kiwi Farms did is laugh at her fat ass.

 

[Not A Fed]

Don't celebrate until she's homeless. These people fall upward because of all of their scumbag friends in the industry.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Unlikely it's a coincidence this happens one day after Trump won

Kotaku probably knew she was going to sperg out about it and give channels like Smash JT free material, so Kotaku decided to save what little reputation they have

Now watch her get hired as a writer or consultant for a major studio. The next Mass Effect game feels like a good bet.

Corporations can be woke and/or DEI-brained. But they will be never be interested in an average employee who wants Unionization or gives the appearance of being aggressively litigious.

Alyssa likes to threaten lawsuits against people who say mean things about her online. Which is just something anyone who is going to be a public figure needs to accept. Excluding a really stupid indie game company I don’t think any organization is crazy enough to hire her.

If you’re gonna sue you better be rich or your target is gonna make you rich.

 

[Lazy Drei]

Decided to leave? If one of the most left wing media outlets isn't sufficient enough as an echo chamber for your coked out ass then nothing will be.

She should just admit she got canned and be honest for fucking once in her life instead of trying to save face; there's none to save anyway as she's already made about every retarded choice a human being can make in a lifetime before hitting 40 such as but not limited to:

- Becoming addicted to hard drugs
- Get engaged to a schizo for a college discount
- Waste her mental health on online slapfights
- Get pregnant and abortions (multiple times)
- Spend money on Botox and injections
- Overshare details of your private life online
- And many, many more

I believe she'll just end up in obscurity while constantly getting into shitflinging contests on Xitter with another mental health decline culminating in a return to softporn.

Surely you will read this, Alyssa, see this as an opportunity to disconnect from the Internet for a while and to find a job at McDonalds or Starbucks and do something remotely useful for people instead of giving your shitty opinion on videogames and cultural topics, because it's a dime a dozen.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lmao, what a great week this has been!

 

[just Reading a post]

Decided to leave? If one of the most left wing media outlets isn't sufficient enough as an echo chamber for your coked out ass then nothing will be.

She should just admit she got canned and be honest for fucking once in her life instead of trying to save face; there's none to save anyway as she's already made about every retarded choice a human being can make in a lifetime before hitting 40 such as but not limited to:

- Becoming addicted to hard drugs
- Get engaged to a schizo for a college discount
- Waste her mental health on online slapfights
- Get pregnant and abortions (multiple times)
- Spend money on Botox and injections
- Overshare details of your private life online
- And many, many more

I believe she'll just end up in obscurity while constantly getting into shitflinging contests on Xitter with another mental health decline culminating in a return to softporn.

Surely you will read this, Alyssa, see this as an opportunity to disconnect from the Internet for a while and to find a job at McDonalds or Starbucks and do something remotely useful for people instead of giving your shitty opinion on videogames and cultural topics, because it's a dime a dozen.

She is going in to the same trash bin that Frosk got put in.
She will either stop posting under her own name or fuck off to the libshit hugbox on blusky and LARP as the leader of some commie revolution.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Do a trade, bitch.

I would accept "do a flip" as well

 

[Sneedmiser]

Has anyone made a meme of "Assad must go" but with Null? It would definitely get some use.

On a related note, S to spit.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Willa Rowe also got canned too. Just some troon who used to work for Kotaku.
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EDIT: Speaking of troons, Carolyn Petit is also crying over Alyssa's departure.
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That face with the green hair. What a REAL sphere Alyssa associates herself with.

So how long before Alyssa starts promoting her Substack?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Lmao, what a great week this has been!

2025 is shaping up to be the year of the chud