2024 U.S.Presidential Election Reactions - Laughing at post-electoral antics.

[m1ddl3m4rch]

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Oh, that's easy. You can care about me. Because you've spent the last decade telling me that my suffering doesn't count. So I don't see why I should care about you if you won't return the favor.

hahaha half of the demographics depicted voted Trump in droves. Should I care more about them or just the ones who say vote blue

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

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Oh, that's easy. You can care about me. Because you've spent the last decade telling me that my suffering doesn't count. So I don't see why I should care about you if you won't return the favor.

Didn't know bestiality was a thing then again female dogs are called bitches so we all know why they put a golden retriever here instead of a pitbull

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

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Really sticking it to them.

You only have your own stupidity to blame, cavity child. You've been instructed many times to brush your teeth. Donald Trump would in fact not have popped out of the dentist's drill tip to expose himself to you. This is just another delusion you hold. Enjoy inflammation!

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Raise the voting age to 38. Young Americans have proven again and again that they cannot withstand the psychological impact of their horse in the race being taken out back and given both barrels.

Awful take.
Millenials are cancer but there are lots of studies that show Gen Z is the first generation in a while to shift to the right. When I was in college it was Gen Z talking about Trump 2016.
I think the last thing we need is the 34yo+ millenial manbabies today becoming the primary voting demographic in four years. Might as well get rid of voting entirely and let Mark Hamill decide the president at that point.

Adding a reference for the proposed voting demographic.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

One of the best examples of this was when Ann Coulter was on Bill Maher's old show and was asked who she thought was going to win. The look of absolutely stunned incredulity on Joy Reid's stupid nigger face said it all. She literally could not believe that Ann would say something so outlandish. Also, note the peals of laughter from the audience.

say what you like about Ann Coulter, she's got bigger balls than most men

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

A break from all the serious crying; Dan Hentschel never misses:

 

[Pargon]

Awful take.
Millenials are cancer but there are lots of studies that show Gen Z is the first generation in a while to shift to the right. When I was in college it was Gen Z talking about Trump 2016.
I think the last thing we need is the 34yo+ millenial manbabies today becoming the primary voting demographic in four years. Might as well get rid of voting entirely and let Mark Hamill decide the president at that point.

Adding a reference for the proposed voting demographic.

ok, but can we hire a group of deadbeat abusive drunken dads to give them the Goofy treatment as soon as they start kicking holes in their walls



i would love to see what 18+ years of overdue asswhoopings delivered in a single blow looks like

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Raise the voting age to 38.

Raise the voting age to 380.
The vote must be restricted as much as possible, or outright eliminated if it was up to me.
If you have a voting age of 380, at least you get [read in Null's voice] spooky ghooasts voting

 

[Crooked 16th]

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Woody is lolcow levels to bad he doesn't post more

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Now, on the topic of abortion. I consider myself pro-abortion in the exemptions of rape/incest/etc, but I feel that as I get older, I don't really agree with the idea of abortion. I never really thought I'd change my stance on it because I've been pretty pro-choice most of my life but seeing libtards get absolutely livid that "WE CAN'T KILL BABIES NO MO" is funny to me. Covid turned me into a chud.

Similar to how I feel. At the base level I just don't like the government dictating what people can do with their bodies especially in cases where they are far removed, where they have no idea what the person is dealing with on a personal level but after covid when they had no problem tossing away the mantra of "my body, my choice", the gleefulness they get over abortion (after so much, its a heavy decision how dare you think you get an opinion on it) and being expected to hold all political opinions hostage to this single issue, I just don't give a fuck anymore.

 

[Narcotics]

My personal salt mine for reactions to this year's elections is the Flight Rising forum, specifically their designated cope thread over at General Discussion.
(What the fuck is Flight Rising? I made a small post explaining all you need to know about it a while ago, for now, just know that it's a pet collecting site about dragons that's dominated by fags and pooners)
I'm sharing some of my favorite replies in that thread, so you can see how these people really believe that chud squads are coming to get them.

Spoiler: Lots of screenshots

According to the forum Rules, users are not allowed to get political at all, except if it's election year, if so, jannies will permit it.

God forbid people are worrying about expensive groceries and how they can't fill their gas tanks.

Based friend tells retard that life is busy and you shouldn't spend it worrying about things that will never happen.

You have to be 13 years or older to make an account over at that website, and there's no restriction for minors accessing or using the forums.

Remember this specific retard above for later.

A sane and reasonable comment amongst a sea of paranoia.

This one is great and probably my favorite of the bunch. One user said that everyone is just fearmongering, that nothing happened to them in 2016, and this fag replies saying "Yeah, nothing happened, BUT they have a GORILLION PAGES LONG book detailling all the ATROCITIES they will do to us, and it's a TOTALLY VALID reason to be afraid and panic and threaten to kill ourselves", and something about how he's happy that his cuck dad died before the elections so he didn't have to see the results lol.

A good post, read it fully and compare it to all other comments so far, it's rational, understandable, written with respect and with no intent to do harm.

Just so the retard i told you to remember earlier arrives and says "Uh, fuck you chud, you voted for the person who wants to KILL and MURDER me and my friends", and he has the guts to tell the other user to "grow up".

Bonus retard joins in.

Finally, a janny comes in, literally says that they're gonna "clean it up", admits that they've been monitoring this thread instead of just shutting it down the moment it started, therefore ignoring their own site's rules, tells the only reasonable user that they should not be "lecturing" other people because muh feels, tells them that they're just trolling and using "dehumanizing rethoric and language", accidentally delivers the based message that you cannot reason with retards, and will lock the thread in friday because ya'll can't behave.

I'm so glad i left that hellhole in 2016 and never looked back, but i won't deny that coming back every 4 years just to see the reactions of a bunch of very secluded fags all sending eachother virtual ass pats will never not be funny.

 

[Not A Bunny]

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/after-midnight-host-taylor-tomlinson-trump-election-monologue-1236203345/

I really need to know how people keep getting to the idea that women's choices and reactions are or will be controlled.

Really, does Trump have a magic wand that will suddenly put all women in straitjacket that look like Handmaid costumes?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I really need to know how people keep getting to the idea that women's choices and reactions are or will be controlled.

ORANGE MAN BAD!

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I really need to know how people keep getting to the idea that women's choices and reactions are or will be controlled.

People keep getting to the idea that women's choices and reactions will be controlled
because the media keep telling the people that women's choices and reactions will be controlled
After all, of course the media is always right and never tells lies.
I mean, if they were telling lies, you can sue them for slander and libel, so we can trust the media to tell the truth.
I mean, those are licensed reporters with press IDs.

 

[Not A Bunny]

People keep getting to the idea that women's choices and reactions will be controlled
because the media keep telling the people that women's choices and reactions will be controlled
After all, of course the media is always right and never tells lies.
I mean, if they were telling lies, you can sue them for slander and libel, so we can trust the media to tell the truth.
I mean, those are licensed reporters with press IDs.

Also, why would they lie?

Which, I absolutely hate it when people say that. I don't know why people lie, but they lie about stupid shit all the time. Why would they not lie about big shit?

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Also, why would they lie?

Which, I absolutely hate it when people say that. I don't know why people lie, but they lie about stupid shit all the time. Why would they not lie about big shit?

Now virtuous people would tell you that they avoid lying because honesty is a virtue
Principled people would tell you that they avoid lying because it goes against their principles
Pragmatic people would tell you that they avoid lying because of the reputational and trust-related damages that come when lies get uncovered

Is there any mainstream media outlet that's virtuous, principled, and/or pragmatic? I only know of non-mainstream media sources which qualify for any of these adjectives

 

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Yes, Mister Pedophile. The Democrats did this to themselves. What is your point exactly? Man, TheArchfiend really has lost his cuckoo train since many years ago. Glad he is still the same disgusting football pedophile just like EDP445

 

[Vibralldo]

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Oh, that's easy. You can care about me. Because you've spent the last decade telling me that my suffering doesn't count. So I don't see why I should care about you if you won't return the favor.

I care about that cute dog towards the top right