Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Here to Gawk]

Some milk from are favorite cow from Kotaku:
Planned travel to Canada? Curious. (X/A)
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Oh, so that's why... I wish she would not return, but who is that guy with her? This guy isn't her fiancé Patrick. (X/A)
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Maybe she's got a new job lined up in a Montreal? Isn't there a bunch of Super Lefty game companies there? Sweet Baby? Ubisoft?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Did she run out of people to sleep with to keep her position there? I don't usually accuse people of these things but Kotaku writers are on that type of desperate nerd level.

 

[Weebburner]

Has anyone made a meme of "Assad must go" but with Null? It would definitely get some use.

On a related note, S to spit.

Null doesn't have to do anything and his enemies just takes Ls after Ls or become irrelevant entirely on their own. Null just need to outlast them and they all eventually get their comeuppance. We truly live in a funny timeline (not the best it could be but thank god we can still laugh at these people).

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

What even is the business model of kotaku? How do they generate income to have people under employ?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

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So... she got canned.

Exactly two years. It sounds to me like someone didn't get her contract renewed.

@Weebburner So what you're sayinng is that Null is the DSP of website admins?

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Maybe she's got a new job lined up in a Montreal? Isn't there a bunch of Super Lefty game companies there? Sweet Baby? Ubisoft?

I've subscribed to the conspiracy theory that she has already had an arrangement with SBI for sometime. She previously cited this as a hurtful claim without ever even directly denying it so I reckon it's very likely she is meeting with them possibly for a job or a request that she shut the fuck up about them on xwitter.

That being said SBI had gone through great lengths as of late to go under the publics radar including partnering with other firms so they wont have SBI's name on whatever project they're shitting up. so hiring a very public obnoxious retard definitely won't help with that. She is such a failure that I expect video games to be exclusively White men again in 3 years if she becomes a consultant.

 

[Balr0g]

So what's she gonna do now? Learn to blow? Or rather learn to actually do work?

 

[Firemalzahn]

Some milk from are favorite cow from Kotaku:
Planned travel to Canada? Curious. (X/A)
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Oh, so that's why... I wish she would not return, but who is that guy with her? This guy isn't her fiancé Patrick. (X/A)
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Small Pettines in the sea of saltness: (X/A)
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This is were it becomes interesting, Alyssa now is challenging Melonie Mac for a fight (possibly physically) (X/A)
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Grummz spilled the beans to Melonie Mac who are open for the challenge: (X/A)
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Alyssa is doubling down on her challenge to fight and it seems this time she doesn't chicken out (yet): (X/A)
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Umm, Alyssa this looks like more of a "girldick" rather, than a vagina. Are you trying to tell us something?

Fellow Kiwis, would you be happy if this fight really happens? Which annoying pick-me girl you will cheer or boo for?

Oh please have Alyssa and Melonie fight. One is a crazy ex stripper the other a crazy bible humper

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
AND ANOTHER ONE DOWN
AND ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

also
>Kotaku
>having journalistic integrity
Pick one.

 

[farmer_brown]

Willa Rowe also got canned too. Just some troon who used to work for Kotaku.
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EDIT: Speaking of troons, Carolyn Petit is also crying over Alyssa's departure.
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I don't recall how, but I was watching a review of some game the other day and these degenerates came on. I screenshot this because I couldn't believe that these were being passed off as normal. I think this is the same dude.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

EDIT: Speaking of troons, Carolyn Petit is also crying over Alyssa's departure.

"Alyssa's fierce voice and unyielding commitment to a more diverse and inclusive games industry"
My god, if you were in a coma for 9 years you'd think he was talking about Anita Sarkeesian.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Our enemies have put so much power in our name by being afraid to speak it that when they dare to oppose us they are forever cursed. Have our enemies unwittingly performed a form of thought form sigil magic. A malevolent egregore participating in their own demise? We need to help personify our new ethereal Aprotropaic diety.

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

When is she moving to Canada like all the liberals, whores, and trannies promised they would in 2016?

 

[Chen Stirner]

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>"I wasn't fired, I chose to leave!"

 

[mentally retarded user]

So what's she gonna do now? Learn to blow? Or rather learn to actually do work?

FacialAbuse

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

This is from a few months ago but I thought it was worth mentioning. Mercante got into a Twitter tiff with Erik Kain, one of the few game journalists whom I respect.

https://nitter.poast.org/erikkain/status/1816007120812400875#m

EK: There are certainly hateful and bigoted people angry about Assassin's Creed Shadows but Alyssa Mercante engages in such bad faith. Truth is, she relishes this shit. And it's far easier to say 'it's all just hate' than to bother with cumbersome nuance.

AM: Erik let’s not go there with “bad faith.” Stick to wearing athletic shorts with sandals at work events, writing at an 8th grade level, and using me for clicks.

EK: I don't wear sandals, Alyssa. But thank you, truly, for illustrating my point.

AM: You’ve been riding my ass since 2021 bruv

EK: As far as I can recall I've written precisely one thing before this tweet that even mentions your name and if a post about Elden Ring difficulty from three years ago qualifies as "riding your ass" you need to get a grip.

AM: You were wrong about it too, fence sitter.

EK: I know you think that's some wildly imaginative insult but it's just as silly and fallacious when you use it as when some breathless right-winger uses it. All I hear is the sound of someone who can't think for themselves.

 

[Super Malario]

Don't celebrate until she's homeless. These people fall upward because of all of their scumbag friends in the industry.

Let's not forget that this bitch is a whore, so she doesn't really need those friends to get a job when all she has to do is give "favors" to desperate men.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

These people fall upward because of all of their scumbag friends in the industry.

Those people will soon be unemployed. A great cleansing is beginning.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I guess learn how to suck a dick ....

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

How long until she abuses unemployment instead of finding another job?