Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

He keeps tweeting about all the drugs he's done that messed up his brain. I think it's worth archiving this.


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[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

Misty, the Locals jailbird, made an appearance a few days ago to explain how Nick was dragged into the gutter by bad guys:

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I just watched the free preview on Locals (~30m, about half the stream). Anyone with a free account can access that.

these people have a strange idea of normal society and socitial gutters. Sean eats sandwiches and paints models. Nick does shitloads of drugs and claims "animesuckscopeandsneed" ten gorllion times.

It isn't eating sandwiches that puts you in the gutter, between the two.

 

[TexOffender]

He keeps tweeting about all the drugs he's done that messed up his brain. I think it's worth archiving this.

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I remember a story he said on one livestream where he said he took an edible while at some convention and he was supposed to go and speak to an audience. After an hour or so after he took it he went up and took the mic and was like "what am I doing here?" Far as i can tell we never found any video of this.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Lol it's not a matter of how much you've made, but how much you've spent. And Nick has spent it all. That's why the backup Balldo Bunker is on the market right now.

Grandma and grandpa probably have future university funds covered because any responsible parent wouldn't spend money the way he is with 5 children. Looking at Minnesota in-state school tuition, rates will be twice this by the time the 9 year old hits university age.

Resident: $34,576
5 Kids: $172,880

Commuter: $26,456
5 Kids: $132,280

Spoiler: University of Minnesota Tuition Rates 2024-2025

In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...

Sadly, they content id blocked the AI Rackets one, you cannot re-upload to Youtube.

Rumble hasn't taken it down yet
Nick Rekieta's Great Day
Choose A Balldo

 

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The crazy thing is just like with Chris Chan's year or two in jail, before we know it we'll be in a future where the bodycam video is released and it's hilarious.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All messages sent by Rekieta to Patrick Melton/NLO chat (November 4, 2024)
(Link to stream)

No super chats.

Live chat is mostly coping about how he isn't living with April


All messages sent by Rekieta to Patrick Melton/NLO chat (November 7, 2024)
(Link to stream)

He spent $25 in two super chats, including seething about the word "seething"



Rekieta says Aaron wasn't any good at naked twister: "not naked twister. he lost."


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[Procrastinhater]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

Misty, the Locals jailbird, made an appearance a few days ago to explain how Nick was dragged into the gutter by bad guys:

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I just watched the free preview on Locals (~30m, about half the stream). Anyone with a free account can access that.

That is one hell of a fucking cope.
Yeah, the actually practicing lawyers are "from the gutter" not Lord Balldo, who's only remaining associates are LA degenerates like JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) Vito the Pedo, another pedo, Melton, that Balldo has picked up sonewhere, and braindead sister fucking trailer park grunts like Coomalot. These people aren't gutter swill at all.
Its guys like Sean and Nate that are "from the gutter" not Nick who ended up exposing his daughter to cocaine because he can't control his animal urges and dragged his family with 5 kids into his fucking 120 Days of Sodom LARP.

What a fucking cope.

 

[VaraeIon115]

I was watching the Kino Casino election night stream and it made me think about Rekieta. Like, if he hadn't broke bad, he would have been streaming this shit and making hundreds of thousands of dollars, fucking easy. Instead of being a part of history, he spent the occasion shitting blood on twitter, hanging out with pedophiles, and splitting hairs over exactly how badly he dosed his little girl.

I almost take solace in how predictably awful this guy is. Like, no matter what happens, this faggot will still be seething and spiraling.

 

[AnOminous]

these people have a strange idea of normal society and socitial gutters. Sean eats sandwiches and paints models. Nick does shitloads of drugs and claims "animesuckscopeandsneed" ten gorllion times.

It isn't eating sandwiches that puts you in the gutter, between the two.

"You're facing felony charges, you twitch and shake like a ghoul, your nine year old daughter tested positive for cocaine, you're a cuck swinger, you're about to get your ass ploughed by Monty, and you're a public joke and the biggest lolcow of all time."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you eat sandwiches!"

 

[Vibralldo]

I was watching the Kino Casino election night stream and it made me think about Rekieta. Like, if he hadn't broke bad, he would have been streaming this shit and making hundreds of thousands of dollars, fucking easy. Instead of being a part of history, he spent the occasion shitting blood on twitter, hanging out with pedophiles, and splitting hairs over exactly how badly he dosed his little girl.

I almost take solace in how predictably awful this guy is. Like, no matter what happens, this faggot will still be seething and spiraling.

He could have streamed it and gotten a few hundred people who don't know him and earned some money he desperately needed

Instead he cooked pasta in a dirty kitchen straight out of cooking with hoarders

 

[DaleMcGuy]

-Get arrested with a mountain of powder in your house.
-Openly admit to doing said powder online.
"But you don't understand incel prudes, I never said I did that exact powder!"
-Openly talk about your private life at every opportunity.
-Fans reject this premise and call you out
"Why are you so interested in my private life!?"

This is some Short Fat Otaku levels of round about sneeding.
In fact worse. Nick is legit insane. This is middle aged cat lady levels of asylum bait.

 

[Major]

In Minnesota, drugs do YOU!

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure above 103 you start getting brain damage, like your brain is literally cucking cooking.

In retrospect maybe I do believe the 107 degree fever tale now.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure above 103 you start getting brain damage, like your brain is literally cucking cooking.

Most proteins (enzymes) in your body break bonds and denature at 106ºF. So at 107ºF, you'd probably see at least some seizures happening.

40°C = 104ºF

In retrospect maybe I do believe the 107 degree fever tale now.

I think it's very plausible that he could have had cocaine-induced hyperthermia (though I don't quite believe in the 107ºF range).

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You guys notice that nick stopped using the word nerd once we made fun of him along with the TRANSFORMATIVE video of him calling himself a nerd over and over?

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure above 103 you start getting brain damage, like your brain is literally cucking cooking.

103F (39.4C) in adults is "go to ER immediately" tier. A fever of >106.7F (41.5C) is considered hyperpyrexia and is probably indicative of a very serious infection or other pathology.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

103F (39.4C) in adults is "go to ER immediately" tier. A fever of >106.7F (41.5C) is considered hyperpyrexia and is probably indicative of a very serious infection or other pathology.

It's very rare for an infection, even a severe one, to reach temperatures that high, to be honest.

We usually see those kinds of temperatures in cases of external hyperthermia or infections associated with previous brain damage that deregulates central body temperature control.

 

[RodgerDodger]

-Get arrested with a mountain of powder in your house.
-Openly admit to doing said powder online.
"But you don't understand incel prudes, I never said I did that exact powder!"
-Openly talk about your private life at every opportunity.
-Fans reject this premise and call you out
"Why are you so interested in my private life!?"

This is some Short Fat Otaku levels of round about sneeding.
In fact worse. Nick is legit insane. This is middle aged cat lady levels of asylum bait.

He'd have gotten away with it all if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

How dare they tell people they were hungry and filthy.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's very rare for an infection, even a severe one, to reach temperatures that high, to be honest.

We usually see those kinds of temperatures in cases of external hyperthermia or infections associated with previous brain damage that deregulates central body temperature control.

What about if you have done enough cocaine to kill Ethan Ralph? would that explain a temperature that high?

 

[not william stenchever]

You guys notice that nick stopped using the word nerd once we made fun of him along with the TRANSFORMATIVE video of him calling himself a nerd over and over?

Shoved into a locker of his own making.