Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

She's in LA and as thirsty as ever. Must be useless surgery #3 with Scamron.

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Anna, trust, men in LA don't look at you as anything other than a circus freak. Stop creeping on them.
 
Hmmm, I will say this - there's a whole lot less bitching on Anna's end than I expected there to be. It's almost... refreshing. It's mostly just her normal stupidity.
If there is one thing Anna's fairly smart about, it's to remain apolitical on social media. IIRC, she did make some offhand pro-tranny comment a while back, but that was a rare political statement from her.

She's chosen to live in Austin, the bluest city in Texas, so I expect that she voted for Harris. But the fat, married Midwestern moms and grandmas who seem to be a big part of her demographic are more inclined to be Trump voters, so shutting up about it is her best course. And frankly, everybody but the worst, craziest people is sick to fucking death of everything being politicized all the time, so any influencer who can maintain a semblance of neutrality, and give them a break from that, is at an advantage.
 
She's in LA and as thirsty as ever. Must be useless surgery #3 with Scamron.

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Anna, trust, men in LA don't look at you as anything other than a circus freak. Stop creeping on them.
That last one is comical. I can’t imagine someone wanting to commit social suicide by unleashing Anna upon their workplace party. Office parties are open to employees and their partners typically, not acquaintances. Why would someone just invite Anna? Aside from needing someone to vacuum up all the extra food, of course. Who dances at workplace parties? What business could she possibly engage in small talk about? This post just reeks of loneliness.
 
That last one is comical. I can’t imagine someone wanting to commit social suicide by unleashing Anna upon their workplace party. Office parties are open to employees and their partners typically, not acquaintances. Why would someone just invite Anna? Aside from needing someone to vacuum up all the extra food, of course. Who dances at workplace parties? What business could she possibly engage in small talk about? This post just reeks of loneliness.
I dunno, I have some coworkers that I'm not too fond of. Unleashing Anna on them could be funny.
 
If there is one thing Anna's fairly smart about, it's to remain apolitical on social media. IIRC, she did make some offhand pro-tranny comment a while back, but that was a rare political statement from her.
The latest one I recall was an anti-Rowling comment which she was then blasted by her followers in the comments.

Anna desperately wants to be part of the cool kids despite her audience being (uncool) suburban and rural women, but I don’t think she’ll make that mistake again.
 
Anna begging to go to any rando's office Christmas party is hilarious. Company holiday parties are hell on earth (in my opinion). Who would want to go to one where they don't even know the employees semi-forced to be there?
I have some coworkers that I'm not too fond of. Unleashing Anna on them could be funny.
If I was in my last job before retirement, I'd absolutely bring Anna to the holiday party just for the laughs. I'd get her drunk in the car before we walked in, too. Imagine Anna hurpling around your office party in a trashy outfit, slurring, screeching, making her stupid faces while taking selfies. LMAO.
 

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Stupid, Anna. They look stupid and unironically ugly on everyone.

And she drank a 40 on Brad Pitt's driveway? Uh-huh. Sure, Jan.
More like: Anna drank a 40. Period. Sad and alone in her hotel room. And then tried to rub one out to thoughts of Brad Pitt but was too drunk to finish and passed out like a sow, with her sad tits out and when she woke up, covered in drool, with a blinding headache and a deep Midwestern shame about masturbation, she ordered a room service family sized greasy breakfast. With extra bagels.
 
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Hey guys, DO YOU KNOW I'M IN LA!

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This was at like 530 west coast time, wtf is she doing on threads at 530 in the morning. I'm guessing she was at the airport going back to Austin. Or just maniacally posting from her hotel room.
There’s a dog groomer named Bitches and Bubbles and they serve champagne while you wait. It’s in Long Beach, Ca, I’m sure it’s a coincidence though since Data isn’t traveling with her, is he?
 
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