2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

All comes down to a little something called MariCOPEa county which propelled biden to victory in the state four years ago. It’s leaning red right now lmaooo.

Nevada, basically nobody lives there outside of Las Vegas and Reno. AND RENO IS LEANING RED RN

Arizona elections are so blatently corrupt its not even funny

 

[Incredible Mister]

Who is this homosexual cowboy larper?

He is just your standard "vote blue no matter who" talking head, but with an uncanny resemblance to Ethan Ralph
This is from his website

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If you told me a year ago that Null would be on a stream with DSP on election night celebrating a Trump win I would have told you that you're delusion. What an insane week.

not just a Trump win, a fucking Trump blowout.

There is one insane faggot who bet "Trump will win the Popular Vote" a month ago and now owns their own island.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Wasn't that what initially motivated Trump to run for the white house?

Well we know the Obama pissing him off at that dinner was what solidified his choice

 

[UCT]

Texas Greg is back at it again, owning trump supporters at Sams club now

This guy must either be really unknown or he is watching his comments like a hawk because not a single bit of push back or telling him that Latinos of Texas voted for Trump. Wanted to let him know that it’s hard to take him seriously when he has to gasp for air during his epic roast.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Hello my fellow corn-fed yokels. I'm coming to you again today from my ranch and with my cowboy hat because I was fishing this morning while singing gospel songs and a thought occurred to me. When you really think about how the frontier was won, how our ancestors fought and died for this land, and the spirit of America, it's pretty clear that 8 year olds should get neovaginas. I mean, when we set aside all the partisan bickering and just get down to brass tacks (my grandma Bessy made her log cabin with brass tacks), can't we all just agree that kindergarteners need to learn about butt plugs?"

They'll never win the rural vote because dems always think rural voters are dumb enough to fall for this shit

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Out for our usual Karaoke night and the ones I suspect are more liberal are staying away tonight. Silly because frankly nobody here wants to talk politics at all. I tried to convince some friends to come out but I guess they have to get thru the stages of grief first?

Was it like this in 2016 as well?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I was apolitical until the Travon Martin riots and trial

I was apolitical until I got a ruger 10/22 when I was 16 and discovered that the folding stock I wanted for it was illegal until 2004.

Yes, I'm old, get off my lawn.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The only celebrity endorsement that matters.

And here I thought Trump won because Hulk Hogan gave a speech at the RNC

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

He always had his back.

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The only opponent left is macron ( not counting the 2 japanese lads who were with abe) everyone else is gone. And macron is having a fucking rough time currently

 

[CaddestSlown]

Not going to lie here

Biden looks almost...happy? He's grinning and almost relaxed and since they're not shooting him up with copious amounts of coke he's almost lucid. Not really lucid but more there then in the last 3 weeks for sure.

I do wunder...is he actually happy about this outcome? I know we will never know for sure but look at him.

Yes. Definitely. 100%. He is glad that Kamala lost. Just put yourself in his position and you would be too.

I'd be laughing my ass off.

Even if Kamala didn't want the presidency, the people in charge of her (and abandoned Joe) did, and they didn't get it. Oopsy doodles. Eat shit!

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I'm starting to get sad now my fellow A&H shitposters.

The harsh truth is we will never see another election cycle like this. It was truly a once in a lifetime event and in 2028 I dunno if I will be alive that interested in the process like I was this time.

We truly witness something great, something unique, something that will be actually be written down in the history books and talked about for generations. A great battle against an implacable foe with the balance of civilization going to the winner. The Highest stakes. And it was won.

Life is always a little more grey the day after a victory. The joy is in the fight I think, while winning is sweet vindication it's the battle that makes the blood pump and makes you feel alive. All that's left afterwards is the hard, thankless job of making the promises given come into fruition. Which is as important but not nearly as interesting.

Ah well...all things pass in time I guess. I am just glad I was here to watch the event go down in person and not reading about it 50 years later.

 

[WelperHelper99]

not just a Trump win, a fucking Trump blowout.

There is one insane faggot who bet "Trump will win the Popular Vote" a month ago and now owns their own island.

If I had bet everything I owned, I'd be a rich man right now lol. Because that was my position. Trump was never going to lose. That wasn't how the story was going to end. I knew that the minute he took a bullet to the ear and lived.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Retarded faggot glownigger said: THE DEMOCRATS WILL WIN THE HOUSE, ITS OVER

 

[John Badman]

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“Well this’ere my favorite house neger, we call’ere Big Mike.”

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So, Donald Trump said he could end the war in Ukraine “in 24 hours”.

Are you guys gonna hold him accountable when he fails to do that?

Trump is known to be hyperbolic and boisterous, but his base generally tends to trust him to mean ‘it will get done’ when he says things like that. They don’t have trust their needs would be addressed by others based on historical policy failures by establishment politicians.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

That wasn't how the story was going to end. I knew that the minute he took a bullet to the ear and lived

So did I. It feels like a movie in some regard. Trump building a team of unlikely ally's- Elon and RJK Jr.

 

[barrow greeter]

https://x.com/lporiginalg/status/1854680232298414530

so many nose rings and face piercings, oh my!

 

[trent]

Not going to lie here

Biden looks almost...happy? He's grinning and almost relaxed and since they're not shooting him up with copious amounts of coke he's almost lucid. Not really lucid but more there then in the last 3 weeks for sure.

I do wunder...is he actually happy about this outcome? I know we will never know for sure but look at him.

Joe is semi-senile and isn't fit to do pretty much anything but he has moments of lucidity where he remembers that he was part of The Swamp for decades so he knows all of their dirty tricks.

His "garbage" statement was 100% aimed at hurting Kamala because he feels like he was fucked over by the party. He's delighted that she lost so badly. This is probably the last significant thing the auld fucker will do in his life.

The second he was replaced he became a Trump supporter.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

So did I. It feels like a movie in some regard. Trump building a team of unlikely ally's- Elon and RJK Jr.

He wants to try and reach more close to center liberals and build a "big tent" coalition to have a better solidification in the future, and it might actually work.