i dreamed my cat was biting me but when i woke up i saw that the cat had been biting me from reality

[Cats]

earlier today i fell asleep and had awful dreams about crabs, human stadium crushes, and geometries painful to behold. amidst the harrowing experience of becoming trapped within an oncoming asphyxiation swarm my cat stuck her head out of the crowd of people and began biting me. this woke me up instantaneously and I saw that she was nibbling on my elbow in Real life. I believe my cat knew I was in trouble and purposely woke me up before I died inside of the dream and lost a portion of my soul to the sleep demon. either that or I was just sleeping so soundly that my cat believed I was deceased and decided to begin feasting upon my cadaver as the cats of people who have perished within the home often do. My favorite thing during a cold winter's day is to play outdoors with my cat. We will frolic and run and then go inside and I will put on a nice warm hoodie and pick the cold cat up, zipping her inside to warm her body while drinking hot cocoa through a wafflecone straw.

 

[PrayersForPnut]

I had a dream one time that a stripper with aids was dancing on my bed. I woke up, and it turned out a stripper with aids broke into my motel room.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yesterday night I dreamed I was eating wasp meat. Like there were yellow jackets and after cutting their heads off I removed their thoraxes and broke them open and there was what looked like shrimp meat inside, and I ate it for some reason and was like "Idk seems a little weird but I guess it probably won't hurt me" and there was a really big hunk of meat from a much bigger bug's thorax that was just sitting there to the side, which I knew I had to do something with or it would go bad but I let it lay around getting funky since I really wasn't that enthused about eating bug meat.

There was no danger in that dream but it was odd and unsettling.

 

[break these cuffs]

Yesterday night I dreamed I was eating wasp meat. Like there were yellow jackets and after cutting their heads off I removed their thoraxes and broke them open and there was what looked like shrimp meat inside, and I ate it for some reason and was like "Idk seems a little weird but I guess it probably won't hurt me" and there was a really big hunk of meat from a much bigger bug's thorax that was just sitting there to the side, which I knew I had to do something with or it would go bad but I let it lay around getting funky since I really wasn't that enthused about eating bug meat.

There was no danger in that dream but it was odd and unsettling.

The chemicals in the water are turning your dreams gay. Now, eat the bugs. Did you see the post where the guy declared a war on wasps and killed a bunch, like beheading them?

 

[Schwarzwald]

When cats go berserk in the dead of night sprinting around and attacking invisible creatures?

They're actually valiantly defending us from demonic entities from the Nether Realm. Only visible to feline eyes. Anybody without a cat in home to protect them runs the risk of falling victim to the monsters.

I have no doubt your cat was aware one had gotten through to your sleep dreams and saved your soul from being siphoned. Maybe buy her kitty treats or a new jingle mouse as a thank you.

 

[Cats]

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I woke up, and it turned out a stripper with aids broke into my motel room.

im really sorry about that, your room was right next to a client’s

 

[Tar&FeatherFurrys]

When I was destitute during the golden college years I'd often have dreams of finding 50-100 bucks in a pants pocket, just to wake up and realize I did not in fact find more beer money.

I think I'd prefer your nightmares over those old ones, at least I would wake up happy it was a dream lmao.

 

[NoReturn]

I had a dream last night I was some kind of academic Asian in a big city where no one loved me and then my phone exploded.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I will not have anyone horning in on my territory as the resident dream haver. You will cease your REM immediately or you'll be hearing from my lawyer, who also only exists in my dreams.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

External stimuli can influence dreams. Like a radio playing at low volume can be heard in a dream with the characters reacting to it.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I had a dream that I was invited to a fancy dinner our with Metokur and Jade. Except, it was kind of awkward because Jim had been placed in a medical coma and she had to wheel him around.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

It's possible she might have sensed some distress from you and was trying to comfort or even rescue you.

 

[ditto]

Cats don't bite that's a myth.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

and geometries painful to behold

Hah, Lovecraft reference ftw

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I was playing with my cat by laying down on my bed and peeking my head slightly to where he could see my eyes, like cats do when they're stalking. And he jumped up grasped onto my hand, as they do, kind of claw me. But then I tussled the cat's head, and he got aggressive and jumped straight onto my face. Scary

 

[Cats]

saw this cat in my dream. when I woke up, there he was on the computer screen.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I wish my cats were here to bite me in my sleep...

 

[Jarl Varg]

 

[Cornfed]

I would like to think that cats know when you are in distress, mine would always come to cuddle whenever I was feeling down and would purr extra loud. I think your cat was waking you up from a bad dream.