2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[raspberry mocha]

Probably late and gay but he's promising to impose congressional term limits.


HUGE IF DONE
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"Truth and reconciliation committee"

Holy shit. AI is getting freaky good.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Yeah, its the counter-revolution. Yeah, we are going back.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

That would require a Constitutional amendment.

Oh damn, Ginsberg will just block it then.

Oh wait

 

[Fapcop]

On the Farms it can be hard to know who is serious and who is trolling, but I got to hear this argument from my dead serious coworkers ("Who's going to pick crops, work in factories, and clean?" I wanted to just reply "God forbid we pay American citizens living wages"), as well as the argument that the educated should either be given an extra vote, or the only ones allowed to vote. Democrats really haven't changed their stances after all these years.

There’s no such thing as jobs Americans are too lazy to do.

If nobody wants to pick your apples, you’re probably not paying them enough.

(And Im pretty sure nobody will mind paying a cent more for an apple, because the people who picked them got paid minimum wage.)

Shit, back in the day students and young people used to do seasonal jobs like this.

It’s like Democrats think brown people have a racial urge to pick up their shit or pick tomatoes or something.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH.
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Now they like guns.

The paperwork is genuinely heinous, but the upside is that it forces people to slow down and have a long conversation with their shopkeeper like it's the old days.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

With expenses being high and leftists leaving California in droves, it could easily go red in the next 10 years. Many voted yes on tough on crime. Orange County has always been very conservative, for example. People who think California is one unflappable blue state have no idea, and the Democrats’ reaction to latino voters wanting to keep their money because their taxes go to fuck nowhere shows it. See: pic related

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CA isn't going red without some massive changes in the landscape.

Leftists are not leaving CA. Conservatives leave CA. Liberals move from SF and LA to the outer suburbs or the meth desert to places like Victorville when they can't afford to live in the city.

SF is like 90% blue. Places like OC lean red slightly and get flipped everytime the CA Democrat political machine do sketchy shit. For example when they legalized ballot harvesting, they flipped a few OC districts that were always red.

Economy and hobo shit is a big issue now, but people in CA aren't going to care when they start pushing the next saint Floyd. You're bouncing between slightly blue policies to hardcore insane leftist policies all the while props get passed and state regulatory agencies pass more restrictive and expensive regulations.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Harris was an excellent candidate, she ran a damn near perfect campaign from start to finish, people need to stop with this "there was no other option" shit. She would have been a fine president. You know exactly what you're getting with her administration because we've just hand it for 4 years. You don't know what you're getting with Trump 2.0, where Musk and Thiel are his puppetmasters. You're about to find out how bad things really are and you're about to see how bad things can get. I don't wanna hear you people crying when shit hits the fan and you realise the gravity of what you just voted for. You will all see in vivid detail the destruction you have caused.

Look dude I know you're overdosing on cocks right now but you need to calm down and let the semen to blood ratio in your system normalize before the brain damage becomes permanent. I didn't know there was a lethal dose of cum you can take but I think you're close to finding out.

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

I am excitedly looking forward to seeing you "muh cheap groceries!" morons cope and seethe and come up with excuses when prices triple from Trump's economically illiterate policies.

 

[There She Glows]

Lib women can't comprehend that more conservative/traditional women don't need abortion or don't have an issue with it not being in place, these women know they have a personal responsibility to not get unintentionally pregnant for fucking around too hard.

My mother and grandmother are literally the biggest opponents to abortion I know and always have been. They aren't unusual in that aspect either. if you go to an anti-abortion rally it's usually majority women.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Hey just wanted to remind everyone that they’re all in crystals now, the doomers, the blackpillers, the doubters, the groypers, all in crystals, every one of them. Big, beautiful crystals, tremendous crystals. People, they always tell me how we have such great crystals, they really are the best, folks.

 

[GunCar Gary]

finally caught up. as much as people are heaping praise on Trump, it's important not to be an echo chamber. there's one major thing i disagree with him on

i'm not tired of winning yet, Mr. President

 

[Captain Manning]

Probably late and gay but he's promising to impose congressional term limits.

That would require a Constitutional amendment.

I know but not a single president has promised this in a while

And for good reason. It's gonna be an absolute bitch to do. Mainly because he'd have to get the very people that would be subject to term limits to agree to it first. Then get all the state legislators that have aspirations of being elected to Federal seats subject to those term limits to do the same.

I'd rather see him make promises that are realistic. He won. He doesn't have to promise the Moon anymore.

 

[BigJoey41X]

You know there might just be something wrong with the system if we need to underpay a bunch of illegals from central america just so the current food distribution system can function.

Just saying.

That said, food prices will undoubtedly increase under him if he's gonna start sweeping them away, this is the same exact issue that BTFO'd democrats, I don't think this is gonna bode well for republicans come 2028 desu.

 

[TeaBaggins]

Lib women can't comprehend that more conservative/traditional women don't need abortion or don't have an issue with it not being in place, these women know they have a personal responsibility to not get unintentionally pregnant for fucking around too hard.

They also can't seem to comprehend that their obnoxious behaviors are why a lot of people might vote the other way....
While they also whine "why are there Trump voters?"


One guess, Sherlock.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Remember what victory looks like friends. It looks like the good life for everyone. It looks like things becoming so much more undeniably better that all the usual gay political bullshit falls away. It looks like your most bitter opponents blinking their eyes and wakeing up as if from psychosis. They drop their weapons and wonder how they lived any other way before MAGA took control. That is true victory.

 

[UncleAdolf]

Probably late and gay but he's promising to impose congressional term limits.


HUGE IF DONE
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Terms limits... so... we don't have people like Mitch, uhh.. sometimes we call him a word that rhymes with mitch! ... it.. starts with a b, I shouldn't say it.. It's not a very nice word, but it's true. It's true. Mitch McConnell - We don't want more Mitch McConnell's standing around, collecting a paycheck, doing nothing good and gathering dust like Crazy Nancy and Chucky..."

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, its the counter-revolution. Yeah, we are going back.
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OHNOES! Shitlibs dedicating their time to cleaning house, raising kids, learning to cook and artistic pursuits instead of screeching autistically?!?

Trump election really is the beginning of a new golden age!

Muh white ethnostate tho.

A white ethnostate will be just fine, even if 5% or 10% marries an Indian or Chinese.

Their kids will marry white. Their grandkids will have a slight hue, no biggie.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If Democrats were to win six elections that they don't already have a lead on, here's how they would do it.

Iowa-1: Miller-Meeks leads by less than 800 votes, there's still est. 3,500 votes and Jefferson Co., where Bohannan is leading marginally, is 92.1% in. Only Johnson Co. really has Bohannon leading significantly. Could go either way...but in 2020 she won with literally six votes, so if a red shift holds true she wins but not by much. (Probably more than six.)

California-47: Marginal lead with Baugh with like 600 votes but 114,000 remaining. Considered a "likely Democrat" vote and is a Democrat seat.

Arizona-6: Democrats' second best chance of snapping up a seat with <1000 votes between (R) incumbent Ciscomani and Kirsten Engel. 146k votes to go. Pima County is the problem here with Tucson, however Pima is 70% with Cochise 40% in, though Pima is much larger. This keeps moving around as things change. Effectively a tossup.

Arizona-1: Incumbent Schwiekert (R) is leading by 14,000 votes but he's in Maricopa County, simple as. Decision Desk has called it but AP is still dragging feet.

California-27: Garcia (R) is the incumbent leading by 3,000 votes with 104k votes left to count. In 2020 he held with a margin of just 300 votes (of 338k votes cast) and expanded his lead in 2022 with 13k votes higher than his opponent. California ballot fuckery could easily tear that apart but if California-21 is any indication (where Costa has a +1.1 in a "safe"/"win easily" Democrat district) Garcia could emerge the winner.

California-41: Calvert (R) is up by 8,000 with 122k votes to go. Last time around (2022) he beat Rollins 52.3% v. 47.6% with 11k votes. Flipping it would require some major CA fuckery but since he was able to hold onto the seat last time against him and the shift right (enough to destroy CA-21's margins) that's a big question.

Democrats would need all six of these (these six being the most likely). Potential Democrat flippers are CO-8 (+.81), ME-2 (+.37), MD-6 (+.4).

tl;dr
Republicans need to keep at least 7 of their 11 leads (this doesn't include AZ-6)
Democrats need to keep all of their 9 leads, take AZ-6, and flip five more, or leave AZ-6 and flip six.

 

[HackerX]

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This guy is on a role

I'm waiting for his finisher. "Never trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die."

 

[Lancers]

There’s no such thing as jobs Americans are too lazy to do.

If nobody wants to pick your apples, you’re probably not paying them enough.

(And Im pretty sure nobody will mind paying a cent more for an apple, because the people who picked them got paid minimum wage.)

Shit, back in the day students and young people used to do seasonal jobs like this.

It’s like Democrats think brown people have a racial urge to pick up their shit or pick tomatoes or something.

See, this wasn't a problem before minimum wage became legalized. It's amazing how many people I know that are baffled why entry-level job position ask for years of experience and don't think for a second that the cost of that is minimum wage creating a barrier for entry.