Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DickMain]

It's funny that Nick tries his best to hide how degenerate he is, but can't help but constantly out himself because of his narcissism and duper's delight

"I'm just in Jamaica for... No reason"
"I like being in my underwear at gay bars and being hit on by swingers because it's funny and weird!"
"Here I am licking Aaron's face as a joke!"

This cock up my ass? Ironic, obviously. Get a life, nerds.

 

[Windy Moors]

Misty, the Locals jailbird, made an appearance a few days ago to explain how Nick was dragged into the gutter by bad guys:

More mental Misty from Locals.

Calls others "gutter people", but applauded Riley pissing on the grave of Eric July's distant relative:


Taking credit for Rittenhouse winning his case:


Misty you're far too fat for Rekieta, enjoy sandwiches stalker:


Kayla has also been active on Locals:

 

[Schwarzwald]

I've heard in the past that, if asked to choose a number between 1 and 10, 7 is by far the most popular choice. Further, if I remember correctly, asked to come up with a random number or while lying, 3 and 7 are both suspect and more likely to be indicate deception, exaggeration, or a made up figure.

The fact he went to 107 specifically makes me suspicious based on that, but I could also be remembering wrong. It was somewhere between 13 and 17 years ago that I heard his, after all.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Correction: that wasn't Kayla but an older woman who brought Nick's boys home. You can see her through the kitchen window. They discuss some sort of activity for the next day.

Either Nick wants to become a family blogger or he's getting really sloppy.

Do we have a timestamp of this? I am interested in trying to identify the adult woman as Celeste or Kayla's sister.

So why the fuck isn't he paying somebody to come and clean his kitchen?

He scared the long-time nanny inot quitting, and no one wants to work for them.

That cant be possible, he made 1.2mil over superchats, not counting the Rumble contract and his drug empire. It cant be possible that he spent it all in 2 years, even including Randazza. Did he buy Ralph´s NFT? Did he fund a Jamaican baby slaughterhouse for all the strippers in the island?

Nick is the man that spent 6 figures on junk "art" he left sitting on the floor. Of course he spent it all. He spent it all as soon as it hit his bank account.

still doesn't make sense where the 1.2 million went. Maybe it all went on the expensive cars and lolsuits, but he must have alot left.

Off the top of my head, these numbers are speculative and contain claims both unverifiable and retarded:

Yeah but that 1.2 is not 1.2. I have heard that youtube takes a 30% cut so there goes 360k. And if MN and IRS took another 30% that is 252k. Crackhead is only looking at 588k out of that 1.2mil. But I am sure that did not stop him from spending like it was 1.2mil.

And remember, this is just Nick's dipshit spending. It doesn't include Qayla's dipshit spending, spending related to the kids, utilities/subscriptions/etc., and any other number of things we might not even know about. The Lincoln Navigator would also be well over 100k.

Check the list of expenditures in the OP. It adds to a pretty penny. I was unable estimate his spending for hosting 2 live events and the general purchases they made shopping and for food.

Also, let's be sure to subtract taxes.

 

[Vibralldo]

This cock up my ass? Ironic, obviously. Get a life, nerds.

"My daughter only had some cocaine metabolites in her system, not all of them!"
Chris Chan levels of true and honest

 

[Canoodler]

So next stage is finding a shelter that will take em?

No shelter is willing to take Nick, I'm afraid. It seems euthanasia is the only option. I hear Canada's pretty good about that, right Nick?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick is claiming he had a fever thats higher than most Ebola Zaire patients spike at, they normally top out around 103⁰-105⁰ according to the Hot Zone, a book that follows the outbreak of Ebola Reston at a USAMRIID facility in Virginia and goes into the original Ebola Zaire outbreak in 1976 at the Yambuku Mission in Zaire.

Balldo is trying to say he had a temperature higher than he would have with a fucking Filovirus infection and Hemorrhagic Fever.
He's such a fucking lying bastard.

Well he DOES have jungle fever.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

whew now that I have mined enough salt from the election results I can get back to what really matters paying attention to a child abusing crackhead

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As performative as these streams are, I would be interested in watching the stream you described. I look forward to anyone posting a link to a copy of the stream or the like.

Archive of Nick's latest LOCALS stream in 720p. The stream cut out in the middle, so this is a Part 1+2.

Part 1: https://www.mediafire.com/file/elgy...Election+day.+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

Part 2: https://www.mediafire.com/file/vlvj...tream...again+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

More mental Misty from Locals.

Calls others "gutter people", but applauded Riley pissing on the grave of Eric July's distant relative:
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Taking credit for Rittenhouse winning his case:
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Misty you're far too fat for Rekieta, enjoy sandwiches stalker:
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I think this might be my new favorite retard in the Rekieta locals.

 

[Big Mommy]

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What the fuck?

 

[TheTractor]

Awesome another episode of Chef Balldo displaying his copium recipees.

 

[AnOminous]

I've heard in the past that, if asked to choose a number between 1 and 10, 7 is by far the most popular choice. Further, if I remember correctly, asked to come up with a random number or while lying, 3 and 7 are both suspect and more likely to be indicate deception, exaggeration, or a made up figure.

You really need a large sample for this and it's indicative of something like cooking books if the last digits (which should be essentially random if they're composed of a sum of other smaller insignificant numbers) tend towards certain patterns that wouldn't occur randomly. So if someone is literally just making up numbers off the top of his head.

The "important" numbers (mostly up front), will be telling a narrative. The insignificant numbers at the end will display unnatural patterns if being made up. PROTIP: if you're cooking books randomize those least significant numbers entirely.

Kayla has also been active on Locals:

Imagine still advertising yourself as associated with Nick at this point, advertising yourself as a pathetic cuckquean, while your so-called husband and so-called father of your children prefers fucking his side whore, some worthless coke slut who already wrecked at least one home before yours.

Utterly pathetic.

 

[Neetorino]

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What the fuck?

It's times like this I really think the account is fake and gay. Seriously, this reads like the biggest toll out there playing as April. But then the photos being crossposted to Instagram pretty much verify it's her Xitter, so is she pushing the "Nick is gay and likes to get railed in the ass by Jamacians" theory as fact?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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What the fuck?

lmao she's talking about pp

 

[Telvanni]

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What the fuck?

So you're saying Nick Rekieta sucks dick for cock.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

She has to be drunk. [ X | Archive ]



Edit: this is Nick tier bad. [ X | Archive ]

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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What the fuck?

Trouble in paradise, kids?
I hope Null will get a DM from her soon.

 

[TheTractor]

Dad we can just order a pizza

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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Guys, I think she means his ass.