Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DickMain]

This dumb motherfucker spent years trying to cover his tracks only to confirm incredibly embarrassing details of his life in the chat of 'literally who'. I think at some point his brain inverted and works totally opposite to the average human.

It would have been a few pages back, but there's also that text where he says he's not "as into butt stuff", implying, well, you get it.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

She has to be drunk. [ X | Archive ]

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thank you for confirming that balldo has been pegged lmao

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

L/A

"NICK PLEASE TALK TO ME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
Just take Null's offer April, that'll get his attention

 

[Vibralldo]

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What the fuck?

This is either April incriminating Nick out of spite or attempting to make a Nick style random access black dick joke (or even Nick himself using her account)

It could literally be either

 

[TexOffender]

She has to be drunk. [ X | Archive ]

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Edit: this is Nick tier bad. [ X | Archive ]

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It's not like she had a normal healthy brain to begin with.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Dad we can just order a pizza

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It looks like he just vomited into a bowl. I don’t know what it’s supposed to be but it looks vile.

His poor children.

 

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What the fuck?

She has to be drunk. [ X | Archive ]

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Edit: this is Nick tier bad. [ X | Archive ]

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She knows butt stuff is the way to Nick's heart.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

L/A

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"

 

[DickMain]

so is she pushing the "Nick is gay and likes to get railed in the ass by Jamacians" theory as fact?

'Theory'

He's all but said he doesn't mind getting his colon perforated.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

It is day 80......


And still no one wants to buy that shitty house.

Null is smart, he is a master of the markets after all...the offer is coming...but not yet.

 

[Vibralldo]

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L/A

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"

Ok so she's clearly pissed at Nick and Kayla for booting her from the polycule

(Or this is gay ops and they're all still together and just want to look Ike they're having a meltdown in front of everyone to own the incel kiwi nerd prudes)

 

[Canoodler]

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"

That crazy woman is going to murder Nick, isn't she?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Lets get a bunch of Cocaine and see how many 8Balls does it take to kill a Rage pig.

I mean it's not actually murder or depraved indifference to possibly human life if its for Science, right?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

'Theory'
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He's all but said he doesn't mind getting his colon perforated.

jefferson has black kids so he obviously successfully had vaginal sex at least once, although he was a francophile so it's a tossup

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

This is 100% balldo posting on her account

 

[DickMain]

Ok so she's clearly pissed at Nick and Kayla from booting her

(Or this is gay ops and they're all still together and just want to look Ike they're having a meltdown in front of everyone to own the incel kiwi nerd prudes)

Nick can't even put together dinner do you think he could put a plot like this together

 

[East_Clintwood]

I was reading a history book earlier like the absolute fucking nerd I am, and I came across something that made me chuckle:

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick can't even put together dinner do you think he could put a plot like this together

It's retarded and self destructive enough for him to try

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

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"I SEE YOU"

"Mrs. Sweeeeeeep"
"I had given my soul to yoooouuu"
" I SEEEEE YOUUUUU"

For legal reasons it was ChatGPT that made this spooky witch April picture

 

[RodgerDodger]

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What the fuck?

Somebodies still doing cocaine

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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L/A

Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"

“I’d given my soul to her, once.”

Sounds like April spilled her guts to CPS.