2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Rimanah]

While Trump is 100000% better than Kamala and Biden, why are so many of you acting like he will fix every issue and make America some perfect utopia? It will be good, but it won't result in some perfect utopia where no crime is committed and America is put into a new golden age. There will still be troons, there will still be 1 million useless wars, and there we will probably still have a heavy reliance on China.

I don’t think anyone thinks it’s gonna magically fix things. At most this is hyperbole after a big win.

But while this won’t fix things magically, America took a big step in the right direction. To quote Churchill: This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Lichtman: "two things this year broke the premise of a rational, pragmatic electorate"

Is the entire Democratic narrative this year just going to be that Skinner "no the kids are wrong" meme?

That’s has always been the response.

 

[Fapcop]

“BREAKING: Trump only got 19 Chicken Nuggets instead of 20 in his order! MAGA is a COMPLETE FRAUD!“ -Fatpacks

Let @Fatpacks do his gay shit. Once Trump starts draining, he’ll be sucking cock in DC backstreets for 25$ and dream about the glory glowie days where he was paid for shitposting here.

“Oh sorry hombre! Can you break a fifty? Otherwise, here’s 20 bucks, now get the fuck outta my car, lunch break is over!”

 

[autistic dog]

If Harris declares bankruptcy her citizenship agreement is violated and she could be subject to deportation back to Canada

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

"Look, fat,"

Lol, I forgot all about that. Thank you for reminding me, so I could watch it again.
What a strange mask slip moment. It came out so naturally, but I wonder if he stopped himself from saying "fat ass" (which would've been far less funny).
If anyone wants to see Biden call someone fat, skip to 45 seconds into the video:
Look, fat...

 

[John Badman]

Fellas. Stay strapped around AWFLs.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

I will be laughing at economically illiterate MAGA morons like you instead just the price gouging we've seen over the last few years, grocery prices start to actually inflate because food is literally rotting on the tree because Trump deported everyone who was willing to pick it in the hot sun for 5 cents an hour

If you're serious you're a dumb nigger. You do realize people worked on farms before we imported labor en masse? If you're just trolling then ok.

 

[Kovachs]

Serious question: Why do people like J.D. Vance? I guess he must be better than Pence (low bar), but between Hillbilly Elegy and his Indian wife, he strikes me as insincere.

Insincere about what, exactly?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think he missed his chance. In four years it will slowly sink in for Democrats that they need a more moderate candidate and will refuse to back Newsome. If they do back him, it's because the Democrats only have insane people left and will sink to the third party level and be replaced.

He went to China to do a marketing bit for BYD electric cars. He’ll never live that down.

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

If you're serious you're a dumb nigger. You do realize people worked on farms before we imported labor en masse? If you're just trolling then ok.

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

 

[LiquidKid]

None of the open borders push had started

You, my friend, did not live in California in 2004. Bush made comments about being hard on illegals and the left went fucking nuts. Penn &Teller even had an episode on “actually illegals are good, plus walls wouldn’t work anyway”
And Mexicans were taking their kids out of school to protest.

 

[Wodanaz]

Really tired of the double standard where kiwifarms is deleted from everything forever, meanwhile lunatics can just post "someone please kill donald trump for real this time" en masse.
Especially Josh being banned from twitter for saying I can't wait for boomers to die, while the aforementioned statement is posted like 5 times every minute by leftists.

 

[John Badman]

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

It’s retarded.

 

[Barleys]

100c

European

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

In the late, great new USPG thread (PBUH), I started a list of all the things that saved the OUR DEMOCRACY™ for real and asked for any suggestions. Here is what I put together with all the suggestions I remember:

1. the Amish
2. black men
3. disaffected Latinos
4. white women (leftoids blaming us hard)
5. a dead squirrel and raccoon
6. 20 million Democrat voters mysteriously staying home
7. TROONS and DOODS
8. Joe Biden resigning (JOEVER)
9. a baby hippo in Thailand
10. McDonald's
11. garbage trucks
12. Obama (thanks Obama!)
13. blue haired Palestine supporters
14. Amerimutt soyjak named Crooks

Any more suggestions?

A poor man south of DC

Also HAL9000

 

[Nuns with guns]

Guys, Kari Lake might have a chance after all…

 

[Professor Donger]

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

The average harvester in the US makes about 13-15 dollars an hour

 

[Conan]

Fellas. Stay strapped around AWFLs.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819

Educated white women are more dangerous than working class Latino and black men.

 

[Breadbassket]

In the late, great new USPG thread (PBUH), I started a list of all the things that saved the OUR DEMOCRACY™ for real and asked for any suggestions. Here is what I put together with all the suggestions I remember:

1. the Amish
2. black men
3. disaffected Latinos
4. white women (leftoids blaming us hard)
5. a dead squirrel and raccoon
6. 20 million Democrat voters mysteriously staying home
7. TROONS and DOODS
8. Joe Biden resigning (JOEVER)
9. a baby hippo in Thailand
10. McDonald's
11. garbage trucks
12. Obama (thanks Obama!)
13. blue haired Palestine supporters
14. Amerimutt soyjak named Crooks

Any more suggestions?

All of the people that consistently win most of the South, the Midwest and Alaska for Trump and those that voted Republican in blue areas or states just to help local races as well as give Trump the popular vote win.

 

[autistic dog]

Really tired of the double standard where kiwifarms is deleted from everything forever, meanwhile lunatics can just post "someone please kill donald trump for real this time" en masse.
Especially Josh being banned from twitter for saying I can't wait for boomers to die, while the aforementioned statement is posted like 5 times every minute by leftists.

It's based on probability threat assessment smart white males are dangerous at a rate of hundreds of thousands of angry white ladies to 1 random incel