2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Wodanaz]

Man, it hurts to see you guys try to talk about politics, you drumphtards are so pathetically low information, you actually think orange-mans tariffs and mass deporations are going to LOWER your prices instead of making it so you can barely afford food. You get all your politics from memes and then act like you have any idea what you're talking about
Hope you're stockpiling rations, retards

aw sweet, another bookmark to repost 4 years from now!

 

[Gehenna]

@Gehenna are there enough retarded and dumbfuck AWFLs in the country to pull the lever for Newsom?

Against Trump? Maybe, Against Vance? Absolutely fucking not. Vance scores -surprisingly well- with women generally.

 

[autistic dog]

In the late, great new USPG thread (PBUH), I started a list of all the things that saved the OUR DEMOCRACY™ for real and asked for any suggestions. Here is what I put together with all the suggestions I remember:

1. the Amish
2. black men
3. disaffected Latinos
4. white women (leftoids blaming us hard)
5. a dead squirrel and raccoon
6. 20 million Democrat voters mysteriously staying home
7. TROONS and DOODS
8. Joe Biden resigning (JOEVER)
9. a baby hippo in Thailand
10. McDonald's
11. garbage trucks
12. Obama (thanks Obama!)
13. blue haired Palestine supporters
14. Amerimutt soyjak named Crooks

Any more suggestions?

PBUH ishnahalla it will return

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

Translation: I want a slave underclass

 

[Rimanah]

100c

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ALERT: BE ADVISED ALL A&NIGGERS WE HAVE A GAY RETARDED YUROPOOR THINKING THEIR OPINIONS MATTER

 

[TiggerNits]

The problem with Lake is that she's more gaga over abortion than people accuse Trump of being. Arizona also voted, overwhelmingly by ballot initiative, to re-legalize abortion this go around. Given that, I have little trouble believing Trump could win but Lake lose.

I maintain a lot of moderates broke for Trump because they are sick of this troon shit and Dems not caring about the state of the economy.

I also don't get people's fascination for Lake.

Lake is literally just Sarah Palin but harder to masturbate to

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

You, my friend, did not live in California in 2004. Bush made comments about being hard on illegals and the left went fucking nuts. Penn &Teller even had an episode on “actually illegals are good, plus walls wouldn’t work anyway”
And Mexicans were taking their kids out of school to protest.

Penn & Teller were libertarians in 2004. Penn's slide into libtardery is a great example of the overall shift of what "open borders" means now. He was an early adopter of the realignment.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

In the late, great new USPG thread (PBUH), I started a list of all the things that saved the OUR DEMOCRACY™ for real and asked for any suggestions. Here is what I put together with all the suggestions I remember:

1. the Amish
2. black men
3. disaffected Latinos
4. white women (leftoids blaming us hard)
5. a dead squirrel and raccoon
6. 20 million Democrat voters mysteriously staying home
7. TROONS and DOODS
8. Joe Biden resigning (JOEVER)
9. a baby hippo in Thailand
10. McDonald's
11. garbage trucks
12. Obama (thanks Obama!)
13. blue haired Palestine supporters
14. Amerimutt soyjak named Crooks

Any more suggestions?

Dark Brandon constantly fucking with Kamala

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Man, it hurts to see you guys try to talk about politics, you drumphtards are so pathetically low information, you actually think orange-mans tariffs and mass deporations are going to LOWER your prices instead of making it so you can barely afford food. You get all your politics from memes and then act like you have any idea what you're talking about
Hope you're stockpiling rations, retards

Look, fat...

 

[Monopolywheel]

The new Senate leader is most likely going to be John Cornyn or John Thune, both RINOs. Rick Scott is out and probably so is Rand Paul.

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Trump learned absolutely nothing from his first term.

So I guess this means you've accepted that Republicans will win the house now and this is your latest attempt at demoralization

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

If this election has shown anything, it's that it doesn't matter what you did in your career, you just have to have a (D) next to your name and the media rimming your ass.

I think Newsom is a solid choice for the Dems because he's good-looking and appears to be charismatic, that's literally all they need to actually contest the election.

The thing is, it'd also be Newsom v. Vance or Tulsi or Vivek. Those people are just as photogenic and have less baggage than him. Probably will have better track records too if Trump's term is half as good as I think it'll be. Newsom also won't have TDS to work with to rally weirdos to him, leading to weaker turnout. Basically, if the Trump admin fucks up do the Dems as they are now have a legit chance in 2028. Also, if the Dems figure out how to unfuck themselves, but I find that unlikely based on the kind of people the Left attracts.

 

[Professor Donger]

100c weather

First: 100C weather is literally 212 F; there is nowhere on Earth that gets that hot; the hottest temperature ever recorded was 134 F in Death Valley.

Second:

 

[los pepes]

Probably late and gay but he's promising to impose congressional term limits.


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They are seriously never going to stop trying to murder to him. I'm legitimately scared for him. They are at the point where they will just activate one of his SS agents to kill him or even pull a prigozen and just launch a few SAMs at his helicopter when hes flying into the WH. They are up against the wall and from their perspective they either act or face extinction. They have no other avenue for survival but to just kill him openly and take their chances at winning the ensuing civil war.

The next 4 years will be the most dangerous in the history of our country.

 

[HackerX]

Lake is literally just Sarah Palin but harder to masturbate to

Sorry, there's only one person's opinion I trust for this subject matter.

@The Last Stand , what are your thoughts here?

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

You know there might just be something wrong with the system if we need to underpay a bunch of illegals from central america just so the current food distribution system can function.

Just saying.

That said, food prices will undoubtedly increase under him if he's gonna start sweeping them away, this is the same exact issue that BTFO'd democrats, I don't think this is gonna bode well for republicans come 2028 desu.

Even if this is true it would be counterbalanced by getting 20 millions fucks off gibs.

 

[Absolutego]

Easily the funniest post-election reaction I've had is a retirement-age woman telling me she's pretty sure she'll never see a female president because, and I quote, "we're too emotional and unstable for such a job"

 

[namelesstacotruck]

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

You know there is a legal visa for the picking season for migrant workers right? They have to go back when its time though.

 

[Breadbassket]

Probably late and gay but he's promising to impose congressional term limits.

Would term limits for Congress require a new amendment? Apparently the Supreme Court ruled against the idea back in the 1990s in U.S. Term Limits, Inc. v. Thornton case. Perhaps it could be reinterpreted in some way.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Wouldn't term limits for Congress require a new amendment?

I don't think so (don't quote me on that). But Congress would have to pass it. So its not going to happen. lmao

 

[autistic dog]

Translation: I want a slave underclass

The US millitary already has a plan in place involving robots farming with humans filling in stopgaps. Like if the robot dog can do 97% of the farming then just vastly overpay for humans to do that small percentage of difference to create a seamless bio robot that can be slowly ramped to near infinite capacity levels.