2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Breadbassket]

No, I just wasn't expecting to see people unironically praising "based" black and brown people after everyone was rightfully making fun of boomers for saying shit like that for the past 4 years.

A ground swell of civic nationalism is in the political environment right now. It will dissipate eventually but for now it is here.

 

[Kovachs]

Deportations. I'm sure he will be for removing some of the Haitians, but he has a personal interest in allowing the H-1B madness to continue. The Republican's are already ramping up the "best and brightest" rhetoric.

Because he... married an American-born Indian-American woman? Trump married an immigrant who wasn't even born in America. Are you also doubting his sincerity on deportations?

 

[Rimanah]

A friend of mine let me borrow his Blind account which has proved to be very entertaining. If you aren't familiar, Blind is an anonymous message board for folks in the tech industry (you need a corporate email to even sign-up). As you can likely imagine, it's flooded with a funny mix of dumb pajeets, bughiver shitlibs, and Based autists.

Lately it's been flooded with lots of pajeet cope about the election and people taking full advantage of it. Enjoy the feast, kiwis.

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This shit is gold. I need more.

 

[Nuns with guns]

A good way in which Trump could pressure for Congressional term limits is via a referendum. He’ll be called an evil populist for that (what hasn’t this man been called yet) but this would bring the attention of the public to the matter and those who vote against it might be voted out the next cycle.

 

[draggs]

The United States has brought in more than a million legal immigrants a year for a long time. Basically no one except Nick Fuentes faggots has a problem with this

 

[Gehenna]

That would be the greatest political deal ever made. Biden fully pardoning Trump of everything as an outright Fuck you to the people who screwed him would be pure justice.

The best part, if such a deal was struck nobody else except Trump, Joe, and Jill will know until the end of Biden's presidency. It would almost certainly be the last thing he does on the way out.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

People always do this. They get starry eyed from the hype of the election and fantasize about all of the things their candidate promised coming true. It's even worse now that things are so polarized. Trump will do good things, he will also do some (hopefully minor) bad things. I hope that after things cool down, people are able to see the forest for the trees and recognize that there are some deeply seated issues in this country that probably won't be fixed in 4 decades let alone 4 years.

I take what Trump promises, cut it half, and then expect some of that half to get cockblocked by asshurt libs and neocons.
With that guideline I was very satisfied with his first term. Going with the same expectation this time.

 

[CEO of Gay]

you want based, check this out:

"I'm a taxpayer, you work for me," while talking over the Chairwoman, after time has expired. That takes balls. The only thing ballsier would be to snap back something like, "I'm showing as much respect for the Chair's authority as the Chairwoman is."

Fuck you wearing two layers all the time gets hot >

Skill issue. Pick your fabric fibers and weights correctly, and the cut of the garments appropriate to the season and you'll be fine.

Honestly I’ve liked cenks arc I just wish his schtick of “I’m DONE WITH THE DEMOCRATS THIS TIME!!!” would stick. It means nothing to call out Biden then suck off Kamala. Getting over the tds would make him watchable

It kind of reminds you of those co-dependent abusive relationships, doesn't it? Get beat. Get upset at getting beat. Leave forever. Go back because it will be different this time. Get beat. Rinse and repeat.

And without the working class, you'd have nothing, Vaush.

Society would fucking crumble upon itself if the dudes who collected trash all decided to quit to get their sociology degrees instead.

God, what an actual piece of shit he is.

The man should be grateful the working class works hard enough to afford him the luxury of having enough time to curate a collection of loli horse sodomy pictures.

And all the parts for those machines come from foreign countries that Trump wants to put 60% tariffs on.
Whoops you played yourself!

While manufacturing presently is a dying art in this county, do you honestly think people in this country can't re-learn those skills? Do you sincerely believe that knowledge of things like metallurgy, machining, metrology, molding, or process and tool design are lost eternally to time, or that nobody is interested in re-discovering this knowledge? Do you think the various young people buying up used machine tools at surplus auctions, learning to fix & maintain those tools, and then using them to make things are just some passing fad?

I will be laughing at economically illiterate MAGA morons like you instead just the price gouging we've seen over the last few years, grocery prices start to actually inflate because food is literally rotting on the tree because Trump deported everyone who was willing to pick it in the hot sun for 5 cents an hour

Never been in a factory, or on a farm. Got it.

Thank you for advocating for more domestic machinery to be made

It's good for the environment, too! There is way less emissions involved in making the machines here, than there is making them overseas, and then shipping them here.

Shit, back in the day students and young people used to do seasonal jobs like this.

Wow, its like there used to be something to do during Summer Break besides play videogames all day.

And for good reason. It's gonna be an absolute bitch to do. Mainly because he'd have to get the very people that would be subject to term limits to agree to it first. Then get all the state legislators that have aspirations of being elected to Federal seats subject to those term limits to do the same.

I'd rather see him make promises that are realistic. He won. He doesn't have to promise the Moon anymore.

Go read Article V again.

New Tranny Congressman speaks about the election:
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He doesn't pass worth shit, but I can understand why he got elected, beyond just performative pandering. This one will be interesting to watch. He seems to have a measure of skill in rhetoric.

EDIT: Also, I just read that the Harris campaign ended up 20 million dollars in debt? Bitch how to you blow so much money?

Hey, just cause she's alcoholic doesn't mean she can't have standards. She's the fucking Vice President. She deserves the fancy box of wine.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I hate Biden. I hate the party that stole Trump V Biden Round 2 Electric Boogaloo from us even more.

I've thought about this, and come to realize that the Biden interregnum actually turned out, in the long term, to be a good thing.

Spoiler: Hear me out..

Trump got elected President in 2016, but even he admits he didn't know what the fuck he was doing, and that he made critical mistakes as far as the people he surrounded himself with.

As just one example, look at Mike Pence. Mike fucking Pence. Nobody liked Pence, and having him as VP was a shitty idea. He was, at best, a shield against assassination for Trump, because nobody wanted him in the Oval Office.

Had Trump made it through two consecutive terms in office, Pence would not have got elected as president this year. We probably would have ended up with another, much more charismatic Dem running against him (such as Gavin Newsom), and we'd be sitting around right now bemoaning the end of the Trump era.

But Trump evidently learned from his first-term mistakes, and has spent the past four years planning for what he'd do differently in a second term. During that time, he gathered together a pretty outstanding bunch of people—including a VP candidate who I can see winning a presidential run in 2028, and a couple of really strong VP candidates for when Vance makes his run (Tulsi Gabbard and Vivek Ramaswamy).

We've got 16 years of MAGA-aligned presidents and VPs lined up into the future, and they're all working together right now. Do not underestimate the value of this. This is amazing. I'm almost 60 years old, and have never seen anything like it.

Trump's going into this second term in a much more informed and focused way, with the right people at his side, and they're all poised to do some amazing shit, in a way that wasn't yet possible in 2020.

And the Biden/Harris administration was such a shitshow, it led a lot of Dems to finally break with the Democratic party, because it was obvious that four years under Harris was going to be an absolute disaster, with the potential to destroy this country. Biden and Harris showed an awful lot of people firsthand why voting for Trump really was the better option. The number of "politically homeless" ex-Dems, and disgruntled old-school liberals, has grown in the last four years, and a lot of them voted red for the first time ever in this election.

So I believe that Trump not getting a second term in 2020 has actually been a hidden gift, even if it didn't seem that way until now.

I can't wait to see what they all do. It's going to be great. And it's not going to end with Trump.

I wonder how South Park is going to react to this election. If I’m not mistaken, the creators are LOLberteens. Imagine their shock when their faggot Chase Oliver got less votes than RFK, WHO ISNT EVEN RUNNING!

LOLbertarians are used to losing by absolutely embarrassing margins.

The funniest part of all of this is only NOW leftists have a problem with illegal immigrants because they happened to shift more republican, and they call for reporting them to ICE to spite them.

Illegal immigrants didn't shift more Republican; naturalized Hispanic citizens, and their 2nd- and 3rd-generation descendants, did.

These two groups are not the fucking same, even though "Anti-racist" white laptop-class liberals, who are the worst kinds of racists, constantly perceive them as such.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Because he... married an American-born Indian-American woman? Trump married an immigrant who wasn't even born in America. Are you also doubting his sincerity on deportations?

I do doubt it, but it's more because of who Ivanka married.

 

[autistic dog]

The thing is, it'd also be Newsom v. Vance or Tulsi or Vivek. Those people are just as photogenic and have less baggage than him. Probably will have better track records too if Trump's term is half as good as I think it'll be. Newsom also won't have TDS to work with to rally weirdos to him, leading to weaker turnout. Basically, if the Trump admin fucks up do the Dems as they are now have a legit chance in 2028. Also, if the Dems figure out how to unfuck themselves, but I find that unlikely based on the kind of people the Left attracts.

Trump specifically kept his children out of politics after him because he knows the trump name is a burden the media will keep attacking. They are however having a lot of fun being business magnate, kingmaker, and the new deep state.

These young politicians are his children set to be the next generation of the MAGA GOP he loves them and is very proud of them he mentions it ALL THE FUCKIG TIME often several times in the same rally.

Ron Paul, Elon, and RFK are different bonus stories! RFK is a man getting his rightful revenge as well as getting our healthy right he is done after to hopefully enjoy some life.

Elon is Special Circumstances getting earth humanity back on track so they can merge with the culture, as our holy savior soincu has forespoken of course.

Ron Paul hates the federal government and has nothing to lose. He will personally blow up the fed if he has to (fbi I am not involved with that if he does)

 

[The Last Stand]

Easily the funniest post-election reaction I've had is a retirement-age woman telling me she's pretty sure she'll never see a female president because, and I quote, "we're too emotional and unstable for such a job"

All due respect to women out there, she's not wrong. I hope she's living the good life.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I FORWARD A PROPOSITION TO THE THREAD: Forced Jimmy Neutron hamburger profile pictures for @Fatpacks and @Frank_Jaeger

Both, may I add, have not bothered to change their profile pictures from their default ones since joining.

Part of this motion also includes subsequent hamburgering of future doomer faggots / probable robots who do not change their script, thank you.

All for?

All against?

Cast your vote now! Let's exercise our Democracy.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

What the hell. I just saw some videos saying that there were ANOTHER massive vote dump after hours & all for Kamala, making her numbers closer to Trump.
The fuckers got away with cheating AGAIN!

This is completely fucked up, If she wasn't so unpopular & unliked by everyone, the democrats cheating would have stolen another election.

 

[Kovachs]

I do doubt it, but it's more because of who Ivanka married.

This is so retarded, and is just blind racism. There is nothing substantial behind it.

 

[AltisticRight]

This thread beat the world record for the biggest single-day post count in the entire history of this site
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Shitposted so hard the site went down several times

Kiwi Farms political sperging users were the real #dropkiwifarms trannies all along.
Hope you all 28% yourselves. 2025 is looking fun.

Spoiler

So they revised 41% to 72% now.
And of course 28% means stay alive and well.

 

[nonespecified]

Just reply with "lol". They hate that shit.

Just the thumbs up emote will work, too.

 

[Krayt Dragon]

People may have been willing pick food back then, but, they certainly aren't now. Are you willing to pick broccoli in 100c weather for $5 a day? I don't think so!

Just because you are a lazy good-for-nothing whose skin melts whenever it comes into contact with direct sunlight doesn't mean everyone else is.

 

[draggs]

While manufacturing presently is a dying art in this county, do you honestly think people in this country can't re-learn those skills? Do you sincerely believe that knowledge of things like metallurgy, machining, metrology, molding, or process and tool design are lost eternally to time, or that nobody is interested in re-discovering this knowledge? Do you think the various young people buying up used machine tools at surplus auctions, learning to fix & maintain those tools, and then using them to make things are just some passing fad?

There's about 290,000 factories in this country, admittedly 75% of them have under 100 employees

Surprisingly there's only about 475,000 factories in Chiner

 

[Captain Manning]

Better than Newsom. Vivek didn't cause the longest COVID lockdown in America.

I don't know where you are getting YOUR info from, but Ethan Ralph clearly stated that the lockdown was caused by Medicare.