Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?

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maioazar99 said:
She left kotaku for a good reason View attachment 6619764
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Speaking of Blacked, she's also with Ahmed Best.
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What is up with her obsession with Mark Kern (Grummz) and sucking dicks, when women like her don't have dicks?
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Even her top simp-stalker Dave Rivera (airbagged) is stalking Mark Kern (Grummz). And Dave Rivera should get his own Kiwi Farms thread.
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EDIT: Another new challenge from Alyssa herself. It's the "Jeff Tarzia (Smash JT) Stop Lying About Me Except It's Okay When I Lie About You" Challenge!
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Being fired by Kotaku leaves her with several options

1. Start anew, and enjoy life, break the cycle of hatred and find inner peace
2. Be a bitter bitch and alienate herself further and further
3. Start an OF and try to build a community of simps who enjoy being ridiculed and stepped on... by a stumpy woman
4. Do the world a favor and go into the woods to be with bears instead of men

I mean we all know which option she'll take
but one can be optimistic that even Mercante could salvage a redemption arc and end her story 20-30 years from now due to health issues from all the bad choices she made with drugs, alcohol and sex with STD rified people. and die as a woman whom at her peak was the worst insuffrable bitch, but in her final days is seen as a quiet, recluse lady who love her 16 cats and tend to her garden
 
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moocow said:
I'm terrible for laughing at it, but I fucking died at "women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say." On its surface it sounds pretty sexist and rapey, but he's correct -- women are just as captive to their reproductive urges as men are. And it fucking enrages them to point it out. I love the seething.
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I would love if they unironically tried to re-do the Lysistrata ending up making fiction into reality.
 
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Do we have a dedicated Veilguard thread? I want to drop this banger of a scene (I know next to nothing about Dragon Age and this Taash character comes off as mega-autistic):
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Right here.
Hooked on phobics said:
I think we agree lolcows isn't the right spot. I think BP just because she could contend for the 2024 julays more than lolcows, and BP hasn't seen competition. Just my 2 cents.
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She really doesn't have much in common with other Beauty Parlor cows. She isn't into makeup, cosplay, or munching out. She posts outfits and nudes, but she's not really an e-girl. Her antics usually consist of arguing with people on Twitter, threatening lawsuits, and occasionally challenging people to fights. She seems more suited to Internet Tough Guys.
 
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What a week!

Banned from xitter, Total Trump Victory, and shit-canned from her half-job.

Buy stock in your local boxed wine company lads, Alyssa's got some coping to do.

Stay tuned for explanations about why her life is circling the drain like:

"Gamergate was a long-form psy-op that turned white men into nazis with alt-patriarchy-andrew-tate-black-myth-wukong propaganda."

Alyssa; you deserve this.
 
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as long is the poll is up, a statement:

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I’ve long been an advocate for Alyssa as a Beauty Parlor girlie. I hate her retarded fashions, I hate her stupid filler-addled face, I hate her Brooklyn hipster attempts at relevance, and as such I have voted Yes in this poll.

Realistically, though, I don’t know if Alyssa has evolved into a BP Girlie just yet. While she’s been ousted from Kotaku, she’ll still be careercowing for a minute. No doubt she already has a fakesafe clickbait job. She’ll also get plenty of nods from the cucked gamersphere.

I predict that Alyssa will become a Beauty Parlor cow once she exhausts her journalistic connections. Give it a year.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
If she left because of Trump's presidential victory, then god bless Trump.
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Kotaku was only being held up by a massive SJWelfare ad buy from the left for Election season. That ad money is gone. Google has intentionally cut off "niche" sites like Kotaku, replacing them with AI search results that scrape Kotaku and summarize them without permission, so you never have to leave Google.

It's the ultimate Adpocalypse but it just hasn't hit yet because most of these sites were being propped up by some of that 2 billion in Kamala funbucks. Which is gone.

By Trump's inauguration you're going to see MASSIVE layoffs in "niche" media like Kotaku et all. Because there is no money left, and they don't offer any value other than being professional cunts "owning the chuds" and constantly shitting on their own readers.

Truly, the start of a golden age.
 
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