Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

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Actually, Nina was posting on Facebook prior to being detained. They made that post prior to anything happening. They were probably in line, looking at the checkpoint, and freaking out. Total admission of guilt and they freaked out and fucked up.
That actually makes a lot of sense. The post announcing this didn't look like it was thrown together in thirty seconds by an emotional troon.
 
Huh, missed that somehow.
They've deleted a ton of information about themselves off their site.

That actually makes a lot of sense. The post announcing this didn't look like it was thrown together in thirty seconds by an emotional troon.
It does. All they did was use a "Life Event" post style to make it look fancier.
 
Actually, Nina was posting on Facebook prior to being detained. They made that post prior to anything happening. They were probably in line, looking at the checkpoint, and freaking out. Total admission of guilt and they freaked out and fucked up.

Jesus Christ. How hard is it to be a criminal these days? Keep a straight face. Smile at the BP agent. Lie.

I can't think of too many *legal* things I did at age 17, for example, and I could lie my ass out of trouble with no effort at all.

On the other hand, I didn't have SS-esque persecution fetishes.
 
"She's being detained because America hates immigrants!"

No. America dislikes illegals and would prefer them take the legal route to citizenship.

If you think any other country would handle this differently, you're wrong. In fact, I'm thinking they're getting a good deal because in some countries they don't go through these lengths for answers. If you don't have ready papers to show you're there legally they straight up kick you out.

But yeah. Fuck America. (But you still want to be here why?)
 
There's only so much I can say (due to me not being an autistic Troon and because I don't live in the states) but I'm currently going through lawyers at the moment for a fairly sensitive case.

The first thing you need to do is shut the fuck up. I mean near radio silence on the matter. It's easy to post something up on a whim thinking you're doing good, but the other side can and will use anything they can find to win their case. Even before I undertook this legal action, a friend of mine who deals with multimillion business acquisitions told me the same thing.

Now that Greta has done all this "campaining" and all sorts, anyone who participates will also be researched. All Greta is doing is handing information on a plate to them and fucking up Ninas case.

Remember how lolcows try to take down KF but subsequently end up giving away more information? That.

Also this whole "campaining shit" is a joke. The only thing they are doing is subtracting man hours that could have been used to deal with Nina. It's also pissing off the feds who need to deal with randos who have no weight to this case.

Thirdly, posting the email addresses of notable people of this case publicly is also fucking up the case. For instance, who knew where to post before Gretas minions started posting contact information? Now the kiwis know where to send the information we have gathered.

And finally, despite greta being ever so optimistic, her recent chimpouts suggest things are looking bleak. If he was so confident then we wouldn't need to retaliate against lizzy. He would've simply blocked her and got on with it.

Greta knows he is fucked, and currently he is using his "fight" of the fight or flight instinct. And he would have never needed to fight had he just stuck to rule number one: "shut the fuck up".
 
While I eat my popcorn and speculate on this clusterfuck....

I don't think Greta has managed to hook Nina up with a lawyer.

I say this because a) no immigration lawyer would have failed to put the absolute fear of God into Greta about doing anything other than shutting the fuck up and letting the lawyer handle it and b) I have a tingling in my paws that there is a big fuckin GoFundMe for Nina's 'legal fees' in the offing, and Greta ain't parting with a brass penny until those sweet pitybucks start coming in.

Side question: does US immigration law require a lawyer to be appointed to the asylum claimant at public expense if the claimant is indigent? Because if the answer is yes, that is how Nina will get a lawyer. Regardless of how many suckers send Greta money for the 'legal defense fund'.

Greta is a born grifter, in a skirt and out of one.
 
Jesus Christ. How hard is it to be a criminal these days? Keep a straight face. Smile at the BP agent. Lie.

I can't think of too many *legal* things I did at age 17, for example, and I could lie my ass out of trouble with no effort at all.

On the other hand, I didn't have SS-esque persecution fetishes.
Just look at them!
I'd stop them if I were a border patrol agent.

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Black Phillip the Goat and Tranny Joker!
 
Are we doing this now? Are we entering the "Greta threw Nina to the wolves to scam people out of money" conspiracy saga?

Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

She'll just, y'know, not ever actually use the legal fund for the intended purpose. Same as she has done with the funds raised for TLL. Greta's just not good with other people's money.
 
The first thing you need to do is shut the fuck up. I mean near radio silence on the matter. It's easy to post something up on a whim thinking you're doing good, but the other side can and will use anything they can find to win their case.
They're paying a lawyer so they can ignore their advice.
 
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Jesus Christ. How hard is it to be a criminal these days? Keep a straight face. Smile at the BP agent. Lie.

I can't think of too many *legal* things I did at age 17, for example, and I could lie my ass out of trouble with no effort at all.

On the other hand, I didn't have SS-esque persecution fetishes.
I wonder what's required at these bp check points in Arizona. When you cross into Canada all they ask you for is your passport. Although I've gotten in with just a DL and my global entry card before by being nice and apologetic for forgetting my passport.

If they just asked if they're citizens and Greta only had to say yes, well that's What I would expect from an arrogant moron. He must have tried to make a point about Nina being Indian instead of Mexican which flagged them.
 
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I wonder what's required at these bp check points in Arizona.

Nothing, unless the dog smells drugs in your car. They normally don't ask anyone for ID, even. Enough people here speak Spanish that a man that looks Mexican and sounds Mexican and even speaks broken English isn't enough to get most BP agents to ask for ID.
 
Nothing, unless the dog smells drugs in your car. They normally don't ask anyone for ID, even. Enough people here speak Spanish that a man that looks Mexican and sounds Mexican and even speaks broken English isn't enough to get most BP agents to ask for ID.
I bet they were turning their van into a "420 blaze it faggot rocket car" as well.
 
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