Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Trigger Me Timbers]

April, take the money, sign the release, launch the thermo-nuclear body-cam footage directly at the Balldo Bunker. Nick and Kayla are LAUGHING at you.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

April has the chance to do the funniest thing.

RELEASE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE!

 

[daffodils]

Archive of Nick's latest LOCALS stream in 720p. The stream cut out in the middle, so this is a Part 1+2.

Part 1: https://www.mediafire.com/file/elgy...Election+day.+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

Part 2: https://www.mediafire.com/file/vlvj...tream...again+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

Picking up from about 30m in:
- accuses us to want to call the police on him
- can't find his spoon in his shitty kitchen, Kayla reminds him that "some things got thrown away"
- kid just walks into frame, face fully visible
- seething about the claim that his kids went hungry, should have saved the receipts from the nanny
- assures his audience that the Rekieta household is like this every day
- "One day I gotta tell the story about all this stuff..."
- Aaron [w/o saying his name] is "not an honest narrator" and has made things "kinda complicated" in Nick's life
- frustrated that he can't talk, will take some time to undo the damage "those people" did
- some chatter suggests that reality is probably the complete opposite of what Aaron says; Nick finds this "remarkably accurate"
- Nick, with a straight face, calls Aaron a "massive projector" and suggests that the hero and villain roles in his stories are reversed
- Aaron has "severe narcissistic tendencies"
- "All of this should have been handled privately anyway, this wasn't for the public"
- Kayla appears in the background
- 00:41:50 someone who *might* be Bob is visible in the kitchen window, brings in brisket [someone with better ears needs to listen to what they're talking about]
- another kid on screen
- stream breaks, starts new one; Kayla reminds him to make it members only [Has he somehow convinced her that this won't be all over the internet if he just does that?]
- several minutes of cooking advice
- can't use wine because he still got "a little bit of time left on my restriction from consuming alcohol"
- TUG, Megan, Camelot, EVS, Dick, Branca have been "really steadfast friends"; other people have been good but "less active", which is "obviously perfectly fine"
- Nick doesn't really watch other people's content
- He will do an election stream "this evening" [Spoiler: he didn't]
- Nick doesn't need any help from "dumpster people", he never needed them in the first place
- he can talk for hours alone, he "never needed anyone to bounce that off of"
- "I thought I was talking with my friends, I didn't realize I was feeding my enemies.... I won't make that mistake again"
- "i wish all of them severe misfortune... personal health problems... and whatever else could possibly happen to them"
- more streaming to come


TL;DR: Nick remains completely confident in his ability to gaslight people; kids and wife are now props for his redemption arc that he's sure will be coming once he can talk openly; still blames Aaron for everything.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

April has the chance to do the funniest thing.

RELEASE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE!

I think they are both trying to bait Aaron into mentioning Kayla. Why else say the stole your wife stuff? So Aaron can retort he banged Kayla in every way possible.

Not exactly subtle, but otherwise you'd need to believe Nick barely sees April, although let's her use his studio and watch football together.

April changed her twitter name to April Law and posts with rekieta merchandise visible. Posts some lonely ass posts. Does back and forth with Nick.

Gay ops aimed at Aaron I go with. Trying to lure him into saying something he shouldn't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you can see her outside

That is definitely Celeste.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I have to say here, and I'm not picking on you in particular, but more than once I posted evidence that Bob Rekieta bought the slasher-film-villains painting before Nick acquired it, and that makes me wonder how much of Nick's own money went into any of those shitty paintings.

I don't doubt that Nick would blow money on them, but I'm just offering data that maybe some of the waste was on the part of his parents.

Edit:
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I've seen better painting from loot boxes smdh

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I like how Nick says he can't tell his story yet, but then constantly tells his story.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I too believe these xitter exchanges, the latest couple of days worth at least, are legit April.

She has a very distinctive voice. It’s Ape.

 

[Fapcop]

ITS HAPPENING!!!

Paging @Fapcop

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OH BOY OH BOY!!!

Wait… Is she serious?! Or is this some halfwit chick plan to make Nick jealous and interested again?

Because I sure as shit won’t move to Minnesota and woo April into Tradwifehood if fucking Nick all of a sudden just “happens to be in the neighborhood” every time I’m over.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Has anyone asked him why he has a Bossman-esque missing cabinet door?

Given Nick’s comments about child safety and cleaning products we can only assume he wants to kill his kids.

 

[Major]

So the ape's escaped and found a new cave to dwell in. Guess she gave up on trying to replace doped up Kayla then. She must be seething, hence the twitter storm over the past few weeks.

 

[AltisticRight]

TL;DR: Nick remains completely confident in his ability to gaslight people; kids and wife are now props for his redemption arc that he's sure will be coming once he can talk openly; still blames Aaron for everything.

What on the Lord's beautiful Earth is that plate of abominations?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

PoV you are at a Russian prison camp and your interrogator Sergeant Nikolai Rekietavic is telling you to eat the slop or the beatings will resume.

 

[Annealing Crater]

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PoV you are at a Russian prison camp and your interrogator Sergeant Nikolai Rekietavic is telling you to eat the slop or the beatings will resume.

The contents of the plate are what comes out of Nick’s ass after this:

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Literally the only way for crackets to keep the money flowing is if his parents don’t find out about it somehow forget he’s a pathological liar, a degenerate loser that got scammed and paid for what he thought was an abortion to a nigger after a degenerate sex vacation, plus drugs, child endangerment. Etc etc

So April is definitely kicked out. Pining for Nick and his drugs.

Balldo must keep telling her to fuck off, but he already full on redpill sadist established dependency in her.

But every mention and retweet and new viewer of of crackets saying how much he wanted to cheat on his wife with the nigger at the resort, or his side piece being clingy, puts that money flood from the parents at risk.

This is the most stable april will be with regards to the crackeitas. The downfall begins.

Jilted middle school tier replying to everything totally publicly on socials.

Soon she will be at the “I tried to find someone (a lie) but just pay attention to me and consider leaving your wife again”.

A twitter block would inflame things more but that’s gonna happen in a few weeks, maybe days.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

- Nick, with a straight face, calls Aaron a "massive projector" and suggests that the hero and villain roles in his stories are reversed

Oh damn! I thought Nick might be the HERO. It all makes sense now!

- TUG, Megan, Camelot, EVS, Dick, Branca have been "really steadfast friends"; other people have been good but "less active", which is "obviously perfectly fine"

GoodLawgic, you gotta get active!

How much longer and how much more unhinged until April's tweets no longer "make him smile?"

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Guys I'm beginning to worry that the homewrecker polycule coke lady isn't mentally stable

Guys, she's not addicted to cocaine.
She just really likes the smell, ok?

Because I sure as shit won’t move to Minnesota and woo April into Tradwifehood if fucking Nick all of a sudden just “happens to be in the neighborhood” every time I’m over.

April is strictly tardwife material. You sure you wanna go full JF?

 

[Major]

Literally the only way for crackets to keep the money flowing is if his parents don’t find out about it somehow forget he’s a pathological liar, a degenerate loser that got scammed and paid for what he thought was an abortion to a nigger after a degenerate sex vacation, plus drugs, child endangerment. Etc etc

So April is definitely kicked out. Pining for Nick and his drugs.

Balldo must keep telling her to fuck off, but he already full on redpill sadist established dependency in her.

But every mention and retweet and new viewer of of crackets saying how much he wanted to cheat on his wife with the nigger at the resort, or his side piece being clingy, puts that money flood from the parents at risk.

This is the most stable april will be with regards to the crackeitas. The downfall begins.

Jilted middle school tier replying to everything totally publicly on socials.

Soon she will be at the “I tried to find someone (a lie) but just pay attention to me and consider leaving your wife again”.

A twitter block would inflame things more but that’s gonna happen in a few weeks, maybe days.

I wouldn't be surprised if his parents were the ones who suggested hedonism to him to begin with. They seem the type.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

My suspicion of this being nick has gone up to 99.99%

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't care who it is, it is retarded sperging by people with felony drug charges who got arrested at a house where a 9yo child tested positive for cocaine metabolites.

The more they screech on social media the more entertaining for us.

[EDIT] If Nick thinks that after 6 months of lying about everything there is any chance for people to stop bringing up his drug use, his kid testing positive, the swinging, being a cuck and being grifted out of monies by a tourist pregnancy scam then he is very very mistaken. There is no going back Balldoman. We own you.