Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DickMain]

lol, this retard actually thinks sitting on his fat ass and xeeting about Drohnald Drumpf every day actually was "fighting" and doing anything.
Enough that the new orange regime will put him on a list for being a threat to their iron-fisted rule.

Serious main-character syndrome on this guy.

It's especially funny that he thinks we're entering some kind of Mad Max situation where we're sent back to pre-industrial times because Trump is going to (???) and then we'll be completely without any infrastructure.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's especially funny that he thinks we're entering some kind of Mad Max situation where we're sent back to pre-industrial times because Trump is going to (???) and then we'll be completely without any infrastructure.

3 days ago I saw a rig that could haul Pat's fatass. If he wants to escape fascism, he needs to talk to me. I call dibs on being Lord Humoungus.

 

[lurkin]

Pat has type 7 diabetes.

 

[DickMain]

3 days ago I saw a rig that could haul Pat's fatass. If he wants to escape fascism, he needs to talk to me. I call dibs on being Lord Humoungus.

Okay, but you need to name your vessel the Porque Squealer.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

3 days ago I saw a rig that could haul Pat's fatass. If he wants to escape fascism, he needs to talk to me. I call dibs on being Lord Humoungus.

If the world goes Mad Max we need to chain Fatrick to bed of a truck so he can squeal and strike horror into all the stalker children

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I have something to tell everyone. I am a member of the upcoming Trump government and project 2025. The lists Patrick mentioned exist. I am risking my life to bring you this leak, and if I go dark I am likely enjoying prison. Stay safe out there.

Spoiler: Leaked Trump List

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat talking about being on a list sets up so many great jokes and AI images. He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Kenshiro would definitely fight Rick, even if Rick is pathetic. Rick's threatened to kill children, after all, he's evil. But I think Kenshiro would give him a chance to learn a lesson and save himself. He'd hit a pressure point that only would kill Rick if Rick checked Xitter. Rick would sweat for about 10 seconds, then pull out his phone to enjoy prison a stalker. He'd then puff up, make a funny oinking sound, and explode. Kenshiro would watch with grim disappointment.

"You call xeeting a martial art?"
"Hey, as long as it doesn't let the idiots win!"

 

[lindsayfan]

General Fatton may be the most annoyingly stupid Fat. Why the fuck would a bomber shoot down fighter jets?

pew pew, child.

if you were a real fan you would know that in episode 5 of the web-only animated series "teen jedi force" the fat black pregnant jedi character uses a bomber plane to shoot down 100 clones of darth vader in interstellar fighter jets. then she looks at the camera and says "oooowweee! so THAT just happened." it's one of wendig's finest scriptwriting moments. sorry you're so ignorant.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Good Morning niggers, niggerettes, and all you precious lil niglets.

I don't really have the mental energy right now to make some funni setup....aint really had my coffee yet....so I will just drop this screenie and tell you I laughed my fucking ass off mere minutes after waking up because of it.
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Just....wow

The only thing Rick fights is the scale.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Fatty....nobody was even hinting that the fucking Lancaster bomber was a better air-air fighter.

Why the fuck would a bomber shoot down fighter jets?

You know that. I know that
Pat's head is full of fat
So he don't know jack

He really thinks he's on a list somewhere.

He is. LOTY.

Also, $25? Damn this bitch broke as hell.

 

[Judge Holden]

Located some fat pig photos from 2017 during what appears to be his european tour tour.

Fucking fag-hattedness aside his face looks kinda freaky in a "literal mannequin of lard" way


Also having long yearned for fatrick to make bedroom eyes at me after I forcibly assfucked him humble and submissive, I finally get a precious taste


And nikkki continues to be barren and ugly


Finally, when he reaches london he figures out momentarily how wear a fucking hat.


...wait no nevermind

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t get wearing a ball cap backwards, especially if you have a fat, ugly face like Pat’s. It looks ridiculous. Wash your fucking hair.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Located some fat pig photos from 2017 during what appears to be his european tour tour.

Fucking fag-hattedness aside his face looks kinda freaky in a "literal mannequin of lard" way
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Also having long yearned for fatrick to make bedroom eyes at me after I forcibly assfucked him humble and submissive, I finally get a precious taste
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And nikkki continues to be barren and ugly
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Finally, when he reaches london he figures out momentarily how wear a fucking hat.
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...wait no nevermind
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The first and last pictures feel like I'm staring at that Der Untermensch propaganda poster come to life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The first and last pictures feel like I'm staring at that Der Untermensch propaganda poster come to life.

Pat has such a boner for authoritarianism that he’d LOVE to feature in propaganda.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pat has such a boner for authoritarianism that he’d LOVE to feature in propaganda.

Great, now I cant stop thinking of forcing him to dress in Sturmabteilung lederhosen when King Drumpf grants my request for him to be made my official Porkupine

 

[Meriasek]

Pat has such a boner for authoritarianism that he’d LOVE to feature in propaganda.

But just the correct type of authoritarianism. Right now he's going to style himself as this outspoken defendant of freedom, bravely teaching his followers on Twatter with his hot takes on the new Nazi regime. If he had any sort of work ethic he'd start writing the thinliest veiled dystopian short stories and novels at breakneck speed now, but we all know that he doesn't have a work ethic (and no neck to break). He desperately wants to be The Man in the High Castle The Pig in the Half Hovel now, but the sad reality is that he's simply irrelevant.
Not that reality ever bothered him, anyway.

 

[Vect]

Pat has such a boner for authoritarianism that he’d LOVE to feature in propaganda.

"All the oppressors and marauding fascists simply pass me by. It's so-oh-ho unfair!"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

...wait no nevermind
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POV: you're about to become pepperoni

 

[MilkThePig]

Forget immigration, the economy, stopping wars; Trump's real gift to the world these next four years will be ensuring there's a steady yet relentless stream of lolmilk flowing from Patrick S Tomlinson's udders.

Gah bless America.