Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

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L/A

"Even if you did or didn't do anything to put your kid in harm's way....you didn't"

This vagueposting is fucking cringe. It reads like a 14 year old who broke up with their first boyfriend.

If this isn't Balldo pulling some 138 iQ homosexual operation the real fun could be incoming though, right now it looks like she's trying to get his attention, when BPD hosebeasts have their separation anxiety triggered and they "split" is when the real fun begins.
For onlookers at least.
BPD's have black and white thinking, you're either the bestest person ever or you're literally Satan.
When she turns on the Balldo Lord is when we'll see real fireworks.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.

The former would peter out eventually, the latter has way more potential to snowball.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Aaron [w/o saying his name] is "not an honest narrator" and has made things "kinda complicated" in Nick's life

Aaron might be a slimy radio host but here's the thing - Nick has been proven to be a liar constantly. His word isn't worth shit.
It made me laugh seeing someone calling him on his bullshit, to which Nick lies again, only to have a video receipt thrown in his skeletal face, and then he immediately lies again to then have another video of him saying the things he just said he never had thrown in his face again.
He never bothered to respond the second time.
So while Aaron has no doubt minimized his own part and tried to put himself in the best possible light, he isn't a proven liar like Balldo.
Nick lies constantly and over the dumbest shit.
Why the fuck would anyone believe a man whose word is dogshit?
If Balldo told me water was wet I'd have to check myself to see if it had changed recently.

He lies as much as fucking Boogie ffs, and about stuff as stupid and easily disproven.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Jack from Red Letter Media has oftentimes got a whole Rekieta thing going on.
He's talked about his alcoholism before and he's always been skinny, so it's more than likely from refusing to eat properly in order to combat alcohol bloat and weight gain, just like Rekieta.
Maybe he's on the coke train too. Who knows.

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I don't know if you can really compare the two. For one, Jack actually admitted that he had a problem.
Nick will never take that first step.

 

[Fortyone]

What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.

The later would be great since April would inevitably drag Kayla into it and hopefully start the divorce arc. We all know Kayla is a cuck loser with no self respect or skills but maybe just maybe it would be enough to get the ball rolling.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.

Those look like the most undercooked unfluffed biscuits ever. I don't even know what he did to fuck them that bad.
I could say this is what happens when a damn Yankee tries to make real Southern food but I know Yankees that can cook great.
That's a fucking atrocity.
Nicks "biscuits and gravy" reminds me of what Sherman did to Atlanta.

 

[keke]

So sad the retarded Steel Toe a-logs scared April away from the internet because she’s such a complete delusional whore I’d love to see her stream with Nick. Insane to live the life she has and call herself a good woman the same year a child she lived with tested positive for cocaine that April was also using.

The cuckoo bird brood parasite of broken homes.

All she’s done is be a crack nanny and she’s getting Viking tattoos as if she’s been through something. Reminder that she was a stepmother to the children Nick is helping someone sexually harass.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Dad we can just order a pizza

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No we can't, daddy needs more nose candy. Here, have another serving:

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I guess it never was a law channel after all, but a cooking channel in disguise.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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...I cannot stress how unappetizing this looks. If you're going to make comfort food slop, you serve it a bowl and thrown something green on top to break up the color. You don't just pile it on a plate to be seen in all of its slop glory.

This is like a metaphor for Nick's life. He piled up a disaster and put it on display only for the entire internet to go "ew, what the fuck dude" and now he seethes, flabbergasted that he can't we keep telling him it's shit despite him saying otherwise.

 

[Law]

Kiwifarms needs to be the new DARE.

Doxxing Abuse Resistance Education?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick lost, the Farms won! Keep on sneeding, Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess it never was a law channel after all, but a cooking channel in disguise.

You crack'ed the code.

 

[Oxyjen]

Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

If this is actually April losing her fucking might while going un-coked and being ignored by Nick because he has to actually do shit for a change under supervision of his parent (who must be super happy about the situation, who does not dream about being forced to save your adult son from prison and raise his 5 kids????).

It funny how so many of the possible issues that could happen down the line of these criminal cases, which were predicted as scenarions on KF, are now starting to become reality.

The collective IQ here predicted a large number of events 100% correct.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

Plz note, "when", not "if".

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.

 

[Captain Manning]

Taking credit for Rittenhouse winning his case:

The fuck did Kyle do? Last I saw, from the election thread, he was handing out way more amusing burns than Nick.



See, that's actually funny.

Fapcop could fix her...

I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

 

[Shush]

Adjusted the audio from the recent stream when Bob showed up:

-Kayla warns him Nick is streaming
-Bob asks if he's doing someones show or his own
-Asks if Kayla wants him to take one of the kids to something
-Clarifies time of event and when he'll pick them up
-Leaves saying "So long, one of these days you'll have me on....more content"

Nick makes a face at one point while Kayla is talking, so tried to adjust the audio further to see what she said:

I hear "S-Shaina's in --------".

After watching this Nick must be really busy if his Dad is having to drive the kids around and do his groceries for him.