Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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My suspicion of this being nick has gone up to 99.99%

To be fair imagine how many Nick's drunken rants he had to experience during her time there...

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It just feels like they're desperately trying to establish distance for some reason.

Yes, but surely this begs the question - where was April living prior to her getting a new place?

We all know, everyone who has been following this knows, but until she started making it very clear she didn't live with Nick it could have been an open question in court. I fail to see how confirming you don't live with Nick some 6 months later is relevant to anything.

Pointless legal scheming and nonsense has Rekeita Law written all over it. Bitch, take a plea!

 

[DSP for president 2032]

That "dish" Nick made would've been less repugnant had he used real cheese.
Sadly you don't have that in murica.

Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.

It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.

What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.

 

[Major]

If Ape is attempting to Monkey Branch to Dick then she's likely gonna get passed off to Vito, Riley, Digitroon, Melton, or one of his other hangers-on. The best (worst?) timeline is her ending up in Mexico living in a tin shack with the Ralphamale.

Her fate as a piece of meat passed around in Dick's freak show is about as apt as I can imagine. May he'll pimp her out like mint salad?

 

[Jack Hoffman]

When “humiliation ritual” entered the zeitgeist, Nick was at his zenith of depravity.
I’m convinced the holes developed in his brain at that time locked him into the concept, and these cooking videos are evidence to my point.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.

Billions? You mean 8.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

just popping in to laugh at Nick saying he hated doing the Trump stuff. As if he’d just done that he would now be able to do stream after stream of laughing his arse off while getting blackput drunk.

But no, he just did not want to cover the cases that had so much comical bs in them, despite that being what his audiance wanted.

Meanwhile most of lawtube gets to rake in impossible money while doing smug victory laps

 

[Procrastinhater]

He spent enormous amounts of money to put "wagyu" beef into a bowl in a dish that looks like vomit to somehow own the chuds on the Internet. Even though he looked like a greasy psycho in a hostage standoff video the entire time and was ranting insanely in front of his keeeds about how much he hates random people they never even heard of.

What a loon!

Imagine "family night" in your family as a small child is watching your dad drunkenly and insanely rant and rave at people who aren't even there while cooking vile slop and then forcing you to eat it like some Rule 63 "Daddy Dearest."

What a whack job.

I'm almost offended he put wagyu into that slop. I make stroganoff with rump like a sane human. I guess at least he didn't commit real Heresy like using actual Kobe. Not that he could afford it anymore.
Although I suppose there'd only be him and Our Wife eating. He doesn't feed his kids apparently.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Jack from Red Letter Media has oftentimes got a whole Rekieta thing going on.
He's talked about his alcoholism before and he's always been skinny, so it's more than likely from refusing to eat properly in order to combat alcohol bloat and weight gain, just like Rekieta.
Maybe he's on the coke train too. Who knows.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How does he benefit by doing this? Don’t just say he’s retarded, which he is, tell me what you think he believes he gains by making really cryptic posts that sound nothing like his usual posts and also make him and his home situation look even more bad and fucked up and cucked.

Gets the farms off his back about the hotwife, plausible deniability for the court that she's not the nanny, and he's a coked up retard that thinks he's a fucking genius.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

CPS requires the other person with a drug charge to not be in the children's life.
Drug addicts are bad people to be around for kids.

Also funny to finally get the defacto admission that the parents are always around, just like it was discussed as an option in the CHIPS case.

 

[Krusty Rage]

Jack from Red Letter Media has oftentimes got a whole Rekieta thing going on.
He's talked about his alcoholism before and he's always been skinny, so it's more than likely from refusing to eat properly in order to combat alcohol bloat and weight gain, just like Rekieta.
Maybe he's on the coke train too. Who knows.

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He has not always been skinny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn0kiZJUdUM&t=454s

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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This is coomer slop.
It legitimately looks like its composed of all the bulls that ran a train on our wife qayla for the sauce.
Disgusting.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

While the tweets are probably coming from April, it's pretty obvious that they've been trying to project an image of "we're not together anymore" for a while. So it might just be his attempt to convince people of that by having her tweet schizo ramblings about him.
Rekieta probably convinced her that if she acts like a loon and stalks him on twitter, it will help win her case and she went along with it because she's not very bright.

That’s been my thought too. They’re trying the whole “Look we’re not together” legal strategy as a way to clear April’s court case which rests on her just visiting and not staying. Ridiculous move considering she keeps showing up to her court hearings inside Rekieta’s house when she can just as easily use her phone. It’s a strategy so retarded it can only come from one person. Balldo.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

theatrics where he thinks he's being super clever.

This is teenage-tier drama. Whether the Twitter drama is planned theatrics or real, one thing's for sure: Rekieta's sphincter isn't as competent as it once were.

 

[Null]

this guy is a straight up fucking lunatic

 

[Fortyone]

I was literally about to come to this thread to lament how Nick getting busted at the height of his cocaine addiction robbed us of a bunch of quality pillstreams but judging by these recent tweets it looks like someone is back on the coco. The April tweets are extremely suspicious and read like Nick either authored them or told her what to write to own the alogs. I think the Trump win boosted his confidence and ego after his tweet celebrating it got a few hundred likes, as well as the coke so now he's on a Twitter crusade.

I remember being told by oilfield workers that they all quit liquor and weed to do cocaine instead since you pass a piss test 2 days after getting high from it. Is Nick possibly thinking he can get away with it some more?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.

As a hardcore “Cooking with Jack” fan I think Nick’s “Cooking with Crack” is an excellent concept. Nick really should show us daily how to cook for a family of 7. It would eliminate the suspicion that the kids are still neglected.

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this guy is a straight up fucking lunatic

He’s got a point! You constantly shame Bossmanjack & Nick for using stimulants when so much of the world is on drugs. Kiwifarms needs to be the new DARE. Overnight America will be drug free with our vigilant constructive criticism.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

This is teenage-tier drama. Whether the Twitter drama is planned theatrics or real, one thing's for sure: Rekieta's sphincter isn't as competent as it once were.
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I can't tell if she's being flirty or is trying to oust him as a gay, in a jilted lover, shade throwing, kind of way. It's all gay regardless.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't tell if she's being flirty or is trying to oust him as a gay, in a jilted lover, shade throwing, kind of way. It's all gay regardless.

This is the only thing that makes me doubt this is a work. They’re going to put these unhinged tweets in front of a judge to convince everyone they’ve gone their separate ways?