I've had it with this 'couple' shit. Married people don't need to specify this. They just go on vacation.
She's. ALLLLLWAYYYS had a big gorl desire to prove it to the haters,and to the guys who threw tomatoes at her, and to herself, that she's THAT desirable "it" girl, by achieving her ultimate dream of having a "couples" channel.
She's obsessed with the word "couples" and way back to Nader days (and maybe before that) she's always ALWAYS wanted with all her bloated heart, to have a successful "couples channel"
Look at us! Blissfully happy in every "couples" way. Traveling the worrrrrrld!!
She loves everything about the idea. Starting with the word "couples"
It means something to her
Love-- (lol)
Commitment -- (lol)
BEING CLAIMED long term? (Where!?)
She tried to do a couples channel with nads
Failed
She tried to do the same with salad.
Super failed.
She lets herself get treated like shit and laughs in its face (remember all the shit nads called her, recoiling at her touch, kissing her cheek and then furiously wiping his lips...making fun of her back bump hotdog packs.. her "four boobs" that she PRETENDED to foind just hilarious)
No one wants that life with her.
No one else wants to see it AT ALL, and it's proven in the lack of views each couple channel she tries to create.
I think a huge part of her life's worth (in her opinion) is if/that she can find a man that will (as she said about nads) "fake love me, show me the world, and I'd probly give you everything"
Due to her lack of self respect and desperation, she takes the first homeless/drug addicted/scheming/ dirty scammer she can find.
And after FATFISHING THEM, if any stick, All she ever gets (exception of malan) is a super sped /spectrum fella, with either half a brain, a disease-riddled dick, a scam dream, a crack habit, or a combo of the above.
She thinks she can be the "it girl" and any man would take her.
...and no.
No.
She chooses crap men (cuz that's all she can get) and she still has to give them her paycheck, take their cheating/and/or abuse, but yet builds in her moind this little pre-teen fantasy that they can be a perfect, in-love, happy couple, traveling into the sunset
But it has to be a brown man.
She's fought hard for it, for the last/current two r'ships
She's done EVERYTHING ("with everything I did for u?!? U should at least play with my boobs")
She's old and barren and bitter and bald and broke and broken now.
It's way too late.
And she knows it. She doesn't have any fight left in her. Between this and her food addiction
Shes so excited to even have a male human that she can play off as her partner, that she will gladly hand over Every last dinar, and allow every single cheating episode.
Shes done. She knows it.
But she's DEFIANT as all FUCKING SHIT
she'll lie til her dying breath.
Miserable and un-fucked.
But to act smug and pretend? That's her game.
She thinks it makes her whole miserable life worth it.
Going to the grave with it.
"Look at me, goys. I have a HUSBAND!! and we GO PLACES!"
What a sad way to live your already Miserable loife.
Shes Thrown her family in the dumpster (and vice versa); screwed over every friend she's ever had, by taking advantage of them, telling their personal stories, or just bleeding them dry in any way she can
I know u see this, Gunt
I hope the last few years you have left are everything you've worked SO HARD to earn.
As ur own self titled song says, "pathetic
"
She'll let salad do whatever he wants. He could invite ten strippers over and she'll say I'm mad!!
But be ok with some Taco Bell to satiate her.
This is all she has to show for her ENTOIR life.
