Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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i dont know if it was pointed out yet but Pat's delusional tweet from yesterday went viral, no doubt dealing a devastating blow to Elon Musk's empire and leading to halfhearted sex a handjob from Nikki (has Pat her told her who won yet or is she still too high?)

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i like that his generic DNC NPC tweets go viral from time to time because it reinforces his social media addiction. keep drinking and fighting for the resistance Pat!
This is on par with those "my 6-year-old son just said he wants Harris to lead because she cares about people and will strengthen the economy. I must be doing something right!". Only believed by someone who wants it to be true, like Fatrick.
 
One of my friends, in sharing recent election memes over Discord, unknowingly came across a FatThought in the wild.
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I really now want to know WHICH prison we're going to be enjoying. Is it a FEDERAL prison (now liberated and emptied by Trump, only to hold his political prisoners)? Is it a STATE prison (now under direct FEDERAL control by Herr Trump)?
1731083059454.png THE Prison, child....Enjoy

Also Pigman remains undaunted by the fact Orange Hitler is now total dictator of all creation, and seems to still fully expect drumpf's pawns to assist him in imprisoning the stalkerchilds
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Wait if there's no law then how would us stalker children enjoy prison then?
The Post Election lore patch has not yet dropped but the leaked beta suggests it will be part of some Nuremburg Trial affair in which all suspected of aiding the drumpf regime will be dragged before the allied #resistance warlords, of which fatrick will be a key member naturally, and summarily sentenced to either execution or life in jail to serve as an example for future generations of the consequences of felony bitch-tit posting
 
THE PIG IS AWAKE....and starting the first day of his new Warlord era with threatening stalkerchilds with prison a almost 50 times in the last 15 minutes


Joyboys we gonna be eating well these next few years. Here are some highlights from this reel.

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The absolute disparity between these two images. The angriest babyface, it's incredible. Was this shopped? I cannot accept that it's real that he threw on the exact same outfit in the exact same room at the exact same angle. I'm obviously missing something here, but the stark difference between these is making me lose my shit :story:
 
The Post Election lore patch has not yet dropped but the leaked beta....
... is the new laws to prevent the stalker childs from sending mean SMS without a national ID. This will be done in the name of preventing 'the racists texts being sent to the black people' as reported on the Internet.

The Fatprick finally has a win!
 
... is the new laws to prevent the stalker childs from sending mean SMS without a national ID. This will be done in the name of preventing 'the racists texts being sent to the black people' as reported on the Internet.

The Fatprick finally has a win!
There's a comic somewhere that covers this perfectly - everything is banned, and then a bird taps on the window with an N tied to its leg.

The pests will pester, no matter how you block and ban.
 
Sorry what's that pig man? Cant make out your words so good when your slurping on Elon's swastika shaped cawk as you are right now.
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And oh my word....the excuses he is throwin around right now...
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OH GAWD HE THINKS HE IS HURTING ELON AND DRUMPF WITH HIS XEETS ABOUT STALKERCHILDS MY RIBS ARE FUCKIN PROLAPSING
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And lemmie just note that the super-duper holocaust is nigh in pig canon and his number 1 priority is simpering about how his xeets go viral on lib xitter
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Oh....christ just read the whole fucking thing
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No one that isn't a flaming fucking faggot posts as many selfies as Rick. Ooooh, let me take a picture of this!
Faggot, guaranteed.
Someone should edit this meme to have fatrick in it. I'd do it but I'm phoneposting. Maybe change "females" to "fat retards" and put his face over the woman's.

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Pig man....if this was a nazi bar analogy you would be bent over the bar with your wrists and ankles chained to the floor with an asshole so fucking cratered you could drive a locomotive out of it while a bored skinhead holds a beerstein to your taint in order to collect the last load shot in to your colon as it dribbles out, before forcing you to drink it when the glass is full
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Seriously can some trollchild prise out an explanation of how he is fighting and defeating muh nazis by NOCHILDing on elon's website?
 
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