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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
So, everyone is being brought into the penthouse but Mizzy while she builds a table by herself, the same Mizzy that got brought downstairs after figuring out the show first.

Letty 2.0 much???
 
Smack has left the Fishtank.
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Smmack was given the red ou blue pill with the red being staying in the show. and the blue one "checking out her emergency contact who may not like the show or is in the hospital"
or whatever and will leave the show.
she chose the blue one
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Another game of Truth or Dare was forced onto everyone. We the viewer now know this means someone is getting kicked. It was Smack. She was told an emergency contact wanted her off the show and that if she took a phone call she'd be kicked. Her sister who called knows this and says it's a medical emergency to get her to take the call 100%. Sam told Smack that if she leaves she won't be able to talk to anyone before she leaves, and they'll all be told she broke her ankle or wrists skateboarding. She has finally realized that ted was kicked too, but it's too late, she's done. Bye smack, you were good. I really wanted to see you break and say the no no word.
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Jet asked over the radio whether or not they were actually playing Truth or Dare or if they were conspiring about someone being kicked. Radio confirmed they are actually playing truth or dare, Sam giggled and did a little hop.

They are now planning to tell the fish that Smack is just in a "very extreme" Hide and Seek and is hiding from them.

Edit: The fish just cornered one of the freeloaders in Truth or Dare. Jobe picked truth, and Burt asks "who won the presidential election?" He hesitated for a bit and finally told them Donald Trump. Alex screams "YES!" and jumps up, starts cheering. Connor backed him up and confirmed it was a landslide. Apparently they had previously been told Kamala took Florida; this too was confirmed as fake and gay.
 
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Another game of Truth or Dare was forced onto everyone. We the viewer now know this means someone is getting kicked. It was Smack. She was told an emergency contact wanted her off the show and that if she took a phone call she'd be kicked. Her sister who called knows this and says it's a medical emergency to get her to take the call 100%. Sam told Smack that if she leaves she won't be able to talk to anyone before she leaves, and they'll all be told she broke her ankle or wrists skateboarding. She has finally realized that ted was kicked too, but it's too late, she's done. Bye smack, you were good. I really wanted to see you break and say the no no word.
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Damn I'm so sad. The rug pull coming two weeks in, all because Smaaack's family figured it out :( Racist game show my ass, they supported Smaack's antizionist's sentiments!
 
Is production allowed to undermine the vote completely, and lie to the fish about it? I know there are certain laws about "game shows" but Fish Tank hardly feels like a game show to me.

I think it would be hilarious if it were a banana republic and no matter how the fish voted they got the shit fish out
Production can lie about absolutely anything that isn't in each fish's signed contract. They have no duty to tell them the truth about anything.
 
I only just started watching this show, but I'm curious why Smack couldn't send a one way message back to her "emergency contact" asking them to be 100% serious and properly confirm it's an actual emergency? I would be pissed if someone pulled me off a show over a fake emergency just because they got their panties in a wad.
 
In honor of Smaack leaving the show, here is a curated collection of screenshots taken over the course of the season in my work as a deranged simp diligent archivist
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This season jumps between being genius and making really strange decisions. The only way eliminating Smack like this makes sense is if Sam and Jet were telling the truth and her sister really did call saying a family member had a medical emergency in an attempt to get Smack off the show. They had a legal obligation to tell her. This is probably the most likely scenario imo.

If that's not true, which is a possibility, then this is a really strange example of mercy killing which we haven't seen before. People think Smack acts wholesome, but so what? That makes her persevering through Fishtank far more commendable. Josie was thought to be wholesome too. Plus, the fanbase gets robbed of seeing a lib like Smack be confronted and having to overcome those confrontations.

Eliminating contestants suddenly isn't uncommon, but there needs to be some kind of payoff. For example, Ted being carried off was sudden, but it was funny. Eliminating Smack in such a quiet way with literally no build up, tension, or shocking method gets rid of any payoff and can feel really unsatisfying. Which makes Production willingly choosing this route seem unlikely.

It's a shame we're not going to see what Smack is truly capable of now that she's eliminated. Just another "what if" in Fishtank history. If Production is lying and just wanted to mercy kill her, it might be one of the worst decisions yet. It's like the Brian elimination. What's the point?
 
I only just started watching this show, but I'm curious why Smack couldn't send a one way message back to her "emergency contact" asking them to be 100% serious and properly confirm it's an actual emergency? I would be pissed if someone pulled me off a show over a fake emergency just because they got their panties in a wad.
It's part of the rules, no outside communication. Doing so would mean going downstairs and being eliminated.
 
Last time they were told to go upstairs and play truth or dare with 1 person not there, Ted "broke both his wrists"
 
Another game of Truth or Dare was forced onto everyone. We the viewer now know this means someone is getting kicked. It was Smack. She was told an emergency contact wanted her off the show and that if she took a phone call she'd be kicked. Her sister who called knows this and says it's a medical emergency to get her to take the call 100%. Sam told Smack that if she leaves she won't be able to talk to anyone before she leaves, and they'll all be told she broke her ankle or wrists skateboarding. She has finally realized that ted was kicked too, but it's too late, she's done. Bye smack, you were good. I really wanted to see you break and say the no no word.
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Good riddence. Her act was tiresome. And she's a judgemental bitch who tried to long house Alex over syllables due to feeling guilty about being a mutt.
 
It's part of the rules, no outside communication. Doing so would mean going downstairs and being eliminated.
But they already communicated, so she should have been pulled immediately instead of being given a choice. I don't see the harm in asking the emergency contact to reaffirm that it's an emergency.
 
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