Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IamnottheNSA]

Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing.

>be Ethanol Liver Ralph
>"I'MMA GO OMNIBUSSIN AND DOXXXXXXX ALL THE KEE-WEE AYYLAWGS BISH! KILLSTREAM BAYBEY!"
>go to the omnibus hearing, smelling like shit and cheap alcohol
>give up the name your daddy gave you when pressured by a steel toe fan
>reveal to the kiwis your bald spot
>get laughed at by the kiwis (who ended up looking like normal people)
>end up humiliated while accomplishing nothing you set out to accomplish
>months later you're now wanted by the government for the whole thing

Just how do you fuck up so bad, Ralph?

"I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway."

Welp, the battle of Jim's driveway is now officially cancelled. Sad!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing.

Now I pray they'll go after Nick for trying to intimidate that K. lady who went to Kayla's omnibus hearing.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

What in the world is this... Fuck. Nick.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

He's NOT reading the thread by the way.

Hey Crackets! Your cooking is shit.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Whoa buddy!

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Nick really thinks that he's a superstar, maybe two years ago he was close to being something, not quite there yet but still a rising star as an e-celebrity. At this point though Nick's only worth is in being the subject of Mockery, he's finished, he's a nobody with barely any influence left (and that's being generous).

Trying to get the attention of Ana Kasparian as if he wasn't just a piece of shit on the bottom of her shoe is quite pathetic. Imagine simping for one of your (pseudo) alogs. (I say this as someone who detests the TYT sphere).

Now that April left the Balldo Bunker, Rekieta is in search of another woman's attention.

He also tweets about how he is was suicidal.
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Dear Nick. That's all.

He doesn't, he just lies like a motherfucker because he's a motherfucking liar.

So now he has Boogie's nonstop lying, John Walker Flynt's troonery, Dick's penchant for hanging around with nobody but pedophiles, Fatty Tomlinson's childing and child neglect, Jack Scalfatty's cooking skills, Tommy Tooter's authentic schizo gibberish, Ralph's drug abuse, and he's adding Russell Greer's creeping creepily into DMs.

Nick doesn't realize that Influence wanes without constant upkeep and that his influence has waned considerably faster than anyone else in the Sektur. These manipulative games Nick is playing, these gay-ops both behind the scenes and in public are never going to work. Nick, you're not nearly as smart as you think you, especially now that you've turned your brain into Swiss cheese.

Nick spent at least the past eight years studying the way of the Lolcow, was his ultimate goal to become a perfect manifestation of that? Like some type of retarded Voltron pieced together by the greatest losers on the internet?

 

[DickMain]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

What could go wrong? Not like Nick has kids he cares about that Melton will salivate over after he and Nick inevitably break up.

Anybody want to spitball the over/under for an eventual Nick x Melton swing sesh?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is totally melting down and is screaming over the telephone

EDIT:


I think while screaming he also appeared to refer to April as "my girlfriend" while listing out people Aaron lied about but he was screaming so loud and fast I couldn't actually tell

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I think while screaming he also appeared to refer to April as "my girlfriend" while listing out people Aaron lied about but he was screaming so loud and fast I couldn't actually tell

Yes. He also said that it wasn't Aaron who made his wife make big noises. "No. Not that one."

 

[Hellion]

Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing.

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

Beautiful.

Ethan rants about the government pursuing him for being an accomplice for tampering with a witness, and in response Nick goes and looks for sympathy from his SECOND, paedophile, accomplice, all while he's trying to pretend on video to not be absolutely fucking insane for CPS. Bravo Balldo!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

Fucking Karmic how the only people willing to associate with Balldo now are this pedophile, JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in his ass while dressed as a cow,) JuJu's pet and another pedophile Vedo the Pedo, and the Gunt, a guy who jerked off on a hot cam DSP style to a 14 year old girl, and is forced to live in Mexico to hide from the law.

These are his peers. The lowest scum of the Internet, crackheads, pedophiles, and revenge pornographers.

He's drunk off his ass in that call in btw.
Slurring his words like fuck.

 

[Major]

Nick Rekieta might be joining this podcast very shortly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz35W4CYEpg

Totally not a petty, wounded man that craves for the steel toe tickling his prostate

 

[DickMain]

Fucking Karmic how the only people willing to associate with Balldo now are this pedophile, JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in his ass while dressed as a cow,) JuJu's pet and another pedophile Vedo the Pedo, and the Gunt, a guy who jerked off on a hot cam DSP style to a 14 year old girl, and is forced to live in Mexico to hide from the law.

These are his peers. The lowest scum of the Internet, crackheads, pedophiles, and revenge pornographers.

He's drunk off his ass in that call in btw.
Slurring his words like fuck.

Some kiwis have talked about having a bad feeling about Nick being a pedo when he started associating with these people. I was kind of leaning more towards the common link being that they're just degenerate sex pests, but the type of pests they are doesn't inspire hope.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love how he's trying to walk back the Nerd shit after we totally ripped his asshole open like JuJu at Burning Man over it.

Some kiwis have talked about having a bad feeling about Nick being a pedo when he started associating with these people. I was kind of leaning more towards the common link being that they're just degenerate sex pests, but the type of pests they are doesn't inspire hope.

Yeah I'm not gonna call him a pedo without evidence, I think Null has the right idea, that's something you don't call someone unless you could shoot them in the face and sleep soundly afterwards, that said, you can judge a man by the company he keeps.
When you associate with this many open pedophiles theres something sus.

His rant about muh conspiracy btw he is really slurring.
He is fucking wasted.
He's also talking fast like he's wired on something, but he could just be agitated. He is definitely drunk though.
I'd put money on it.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

His voice is very raspy and he sounds deranged. I only began screen recording now, is someone clipping this since the beginning?

 

[not william stenchever]

>be Ethanol Liver Ralph
>"I'MMA GO OMNIBUSSIN AND DOXXXXXXX ALL THE KEE-WEE AYYLAWGS BISH! KILLSTREAM BAYBEY!"
>go to the omnibus hearing, smelling like shit and cheap alcohol
>give up the name your daddy gave you when pressured by a steel toe fan
>reveal to the kiwis your bald spot
>get laughed at by the kiwis (who ended up looking like normal people)
>end up humiliated while accomplishing nothing you set out to accomplish
>months later you're now wanted by the government for the whole thing

Just how do you fuck up so bad, Ralph?

How it feels to chew 5 gum not be Ethan Ralph.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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How it feels to chew 5 gum not be Ethan Ralph.

Barbados Kiwi was a great treat for everyone that day. May our Token keep the faith.

 

[TexOffender]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

How embarrassing.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Coom brained.

 

[daffodils]

He claims conspiracy by the people who talked to "the fucking preacher" and that he has recordings to prove it. Calls Pomplun stupid and gay. Screeching.

Doesn't know anything about a safe in his bedroom. Nobody has seen the safe except the cops. So crazy that not even Melton buys it.

Tough guy Nick has beaten up big guys, could totally deal with Aaron.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

OMFG, Nick is insinuating that the coke was planted again like the giant faggot he is.

Claiming that "NOBODY SAW THE COKE IN THE SAVES OTHER THAN THE COPS"

omfg

Yes Nick, nobody other than the bodycam footage.