Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

A lot of people itt have never broken up with a girl before. All of this weirdness, platitudes, vague posting, incessant replying, "I'm working on myself", it's all shit you would exactly expect from a woman that got broken up with. This isn't some weird ass gay op from Nick.

Yeah, I experienced something kinda like this from one old ex. Difference being it was pre-Twitter, so it occurred over AOL IM and wasn't broadcast to the universe.

I'm still leaning more towards this not being a gay op. Though I can see the argument it is.

One thing I'm certain of is the early theories advanced here that Kayla is gone are almost certainly wrong. I think you can pare this down to two possibilities now: Either April is gone, and she's not handling it very well. Or Nick and April are running an op. Possibly to try and entrap Aaron in something.

I don't think it's to try and convince CPS of anything because, if that were the case, why let her do her Zoom hearing from the coomer streaming room?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

- Nick, with a straight face, calls Aaron a "massive projector" and suggests that the hero and villain roles in his stories are reversed

There are no heroes and villains in this story, only cucks and hoes.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Cracky trying to seduce Ana Kasparian is the height of hilarity to me.

I think she can resist the magnetism of the balldo for now

Ever since Drexel and Nick's American Beauty obession, I have had suspicions about Nick. At least Ana is closer Nick's age.

 

[AnOminous]

How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?

He doesn't, he just lies like a motherfucker because he's a motherfucking liar.

Nick... buddy... for real now...

I know we like to have a good laugh at you but come on. That ain't happening.

So now he has Boogie's nonstop lying, John Walker Flynt's troonery, Dick's penchant for hanging around with nobody but pedophiles, Fatty Tomlinson's childing and child neglect, Jack Scalfatty's cooking skills, Tommy Tooter's authentic schizo gibberish, Ralph's drug abuse, and he's adding Russell Greer's creeping creepily into DMs.

 

[Windy Moors]

That is definitely Celeste.

Yeah that's definitely her:

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Found a slightly more accurate version of the 'I will be us' tattoo from earlier in the thread. It fails to be truly accurate as there is only one nigger depicted:

Apologies to the user who created this, I forgot to make note of your name or copy the post link.

 

[thebigdream]

Ever since Drexel and Nick's American Beauty obession, I have had suspicions about Nick. At least Ana is closer Nick's age.

I suspect the Ana comment was designed to make April jealous. #JustBPDThings

 

[Procrastinhater]

So, it's come to this... has it?

After decades of threatening it, Nick has finally forced them to make good on their promise.

The South is finally rising again.

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Somehow I always knew that the Second American Civil War would be caused by some faggot in the Yankee state of Minnesota who can't cook for shit. I just didn't want to believe it.

Yeee Haw!
Tearing down our statues was one thing but fucking with our food done crossed a line.
My Great-Great-something Grandpappy didn't give his blood at Sharpsburg for this shit.

We need to stop this asshole now before he gets it into his head to cook Grits.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta and April were back at it on Twitter, responding to each other.

He's white-knighting her

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And laughing about the anal joke.

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Also, Rekieta is fighting random nerds on Twitter (as usual). I find this interaction mildly amusing because of his change of stance against these pirates clipping his Locals content.

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Spoiler: The clip that stole his IP

 

[AnOminous]

Your making fun of my life? I've got a magical word up my sleeve that will tear you into pieces. NERD

Even when I was a nerd as a kid (a long time ago) it was barely even an insult worthy of responding to with "And?" And Revenge of the Nerds pretty much killed it. Geek was still an insult but it was more the pencil-neck variety.

Imagine not ever having some grits with butter. I would rope (no offense to your wife).

Brb getting some heavy cream.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Whoa buddy!

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Imagine fishing for attention and a reaction from Anna kasparian because you know that she likes to laugh at you for being a humongous loser and completely tanking your life.

You think if she saw him in real life and he reached one of those shaky wrinkly druggie hands out to her that she would recoil like she did with those rapey homeless men?

Nick is probably just as clean and stable looking at this point. Also those biscuits and gravy looks like fucking prison gruel in feudal china. Like something you're only fed after everyone else gets to eat because while they don't care if you die they have to pretend to be keeping you alive.

Frankly that CPS lady he hates because she could smell the decay In his hovel should come back and stick him in a ditch for feeding that to children instead of death row prisoners.

If that's how he feeds them those kids are probably malnourished and won't be plump enough to sell to his friends like Vito when the time comes.

(Honestly 90% of my anger comes from the biscuits and gravy, this is worse than those reddit faggots that Sherman post about mass murdering southerners. I know they're not capable of doing anything but rekeita can sure fuck up some good food)

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm seeing a lot of people simping for the A-cup thot, but nobody telling her to check her messages for one from a certain slobbering dog.

Very disappointing. Twitter remains as gay and retardpilled as ever.

EDIT: Except this guy. This guy did good.



EDIT 2:

And this guy.

Actually. I'm seeing a few now. Maybe I am too harsh on Twitter in this instance.

 

[Fapcop]

Whoa buddy!

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“Heya Ana!”

/Slicks back greasy hair

“So… What’s a little cutie like you doin’ right here? I hear you’ve taken an interest in my life-implosion, coke fueled cucking and neglected kids? How ‘bout you swing that cute lil’ MILFy ass of yours to Minnesota and I can set the record straight?”

/Fingers balldo with shaking hands

“So yeah… DM me girl!”

 

[Finger Pistols]

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"YA BOY DIDN'T DO TOO BAD, DID HE?"
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(sorry I stole @uhoh spaghettios' avatar)

Bon Appétit:

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Was bored, had to make this. It looks like porridge served to poor Victorian era children.

 

[FeltPaddle]

Nick Rekieta might be joining this podcast very shortly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz35W4CYEpg

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing Aaron's arraignment hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he (virtually) attended Aaron's hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.

EDIT: Per @Balldo's Gate revealing the warrant and subsequently Ethan's own further statements, Ethan has clarified that this is a matter in Stearns County and thus more likely related to streaming Aaron's arraignment. Post slightly edited with the updated information.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Read that at a glance as "The Balldo belongs to the LORD".
I didn't need this mental image.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he attended the hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.

He really is hiding from the law in Mexico. God, not even Burroughs could have written the Ralphamale’s life in any stranger way.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

Holy fuck. Don’t stop Crackets, this can only get funnier.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

this seems like a terrible idea.