Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%
  • Total voters
    292
Captain Manning said:
I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

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Fapcop wishes to save all crazy women. A futile, insane, but well intentioned goal.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.
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Now imagine eating it.
No wonder one of them prefers crack.
 
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Schpoots said:
Has Aaron commented on Aprils behaviour? He was with her for awhile and would know if this shizo fairy-girl schtick is normal or not for her.
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If Aaron were smart, he would shut the fuck up about this. Lest he get himself into trouble.

This goes doubly if this is bait by Nick, or Nick and April working together.

Aaron needs to learn that if you shut the fuck up, and do absolutely nothing, Nick will fuck himself eventually.

Aaron's problem is that he tries to grift off absolutely everything. Sometimes I think that the fact he has been blessed by God with really stupid enemies (Rekieta, Melton, Dabbleverse, etc.) seems to be the only thing holding back the night for him.
 
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Captain Manning said:
The fuck did Kyle do? Last I saw, from the election thread, he was handing out way more amusing burns than Nick.

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See, that's actually funny.


I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

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EXCUSE ME! That was ONE TikTokker! Clearly (like Kayla!) salvageable tradwife material in a see of shrill blue haired harpies and fat basket weaving students.

Excuse me for being a decent human being and reaching out with a helping coc-hand, when a confused young woman is drowning in a see of retardation.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.
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Honestly I think it is a Minnesota thing. My In-laws live there and they always try to serve me shit like mush(corn meal loaf that is fried) and fucked up casseroles.
 
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Null said:
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this guy is a straight up fucking lunatic
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Johnny Silverhand/Blackbarbandit was previously brought up in this thread back in May and appears to be genuinely schizophrenic:

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Nigland 🇺🇲
 
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Kulee Baba said:
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Didn’t Nick say on Locals that he had “rediscovered his love for cooking”, hence the slop “cooking” streams he’s been subjecting us to lately? I’m fully convinced this is Nick now.

How is he so bad at lying when he does it so often?
 
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Oxyjen said:
Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.
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"When there is an "us", I will be us..."

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EDIT: Also it should be noted that the tweet spree continued until 5:23 in the morning.
 
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It doesn't really matter if it is Nick or April posting on that account. Either Nick got entangled with a BPD whore who revealed to the whole world he got fucked in the ass or he himself revealed to the whole world he got fucked in the ass with no provocation.

We got confirmation that Nick's hole isn't exit only so idc about the source. What if they are lying? Why would they be lying, I believe the April_Law1111 account. Nick should post photos of his asshole PPP style to prove his chrysanthemum is still intact if you know what I mean.
 
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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Following up from earlier today, I did find an older bottle-lick.
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For your records: Kayla has always been grossed out by Nick licking the bottle.

Also, Nick has obviously practiced the *checks spelling* ahegao face in his spare time and zoomed in on his face when he did it. Left it in for others to use as meme material.

 
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Pelican Bones said:
A lot of people itt have never broken up with a girl before. All of this weirdness, platitudes, vague posting, incessant replying, "I'm working on myself", it's all shit you would exactly expect from a woman that got broken up with. This isn't some weird ass gay op from Nick.
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It should also be noted, April has probably never been broken up with before. She’s been the cheater/homewrecker in every serious relationship we know of (Devin and Aaron). This kind of rejection is probably brand new for her, and she’s taking it really hard.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
It should also be noted, April has probably never been broken up with before. She’s been the cheater/homewrecker in every serious relationship we know of (Devin and Aaron). This kind of rejection is probably brand new for her, and she’s taking it really hard.
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I can't wait for the inevitable filmed meltdown where April throws stuff at Nick at a Denny's.
 
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