Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Canoodler]

He's all but said he doesn't mind getting his colon perforated.

Do you think Nick gets buttfucked with his own balldo?

 

[Edward Teach]

Dad we can just order a pizza

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What in the fuck is that?!?!?

 

[DickMain]

Do you think Nick gets buttfucked with his own balldo?

I imagine you could strap it on in reverse and stretch the jewels back towards the ass. It sounds awful enough that I believe he's absolutely tried it.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Ok so she's clearly pissed at Nick and Kayla for booting her from the polycule

(Or this is gay ops and they're all still together and just want to look Ike they're having a meltdown in front of everyone to own the incel kiwi nerd prudes)

Dude, Nick's idea of an op is his shitty cooking stream where you can hear his kid in the background: "SEE I HAVE MY KIDS AND MY WIFE IS STILL HERE KIWIFAGS!".... those tweets are classic side-piece behavior after being dropped. She's either high as fuck and trying to be funny or she got kicked out and will shortly be getting high as fuck and release pics of Rekieta with things shoved up his ass. (Either way... her resuming cocaine is a given)

 

[TheTractor]

What in the fuck is that?!?!?

Reheated insta mash with leftover wagyu sauce.

Balldo is making sausage and biscuits with gravy as well.

Also....

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Dude, Nick's idea of an op is his shitty cooking stream where you can hear his kid in the background: "SEE I HAVE MY KIDS AND MY WIFE IS STILL HERE KIWIFAGS!".... those tweets are classic side-piece behavior after being dropped. She's either high as fuck and trying to be funny or she got kicked out and will shortly be getting high as fuck and release pics of Rekieta with things shoved up his ass. (Either way... her resuming cocaine is a given)

EDIT: My bad, I didn't mean to post that twice.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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[thebigdream]

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"NICK PLEASE TALK TO ME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
Just take Null's offer April, that'll get his attention

If Null would just promise to fix her we'd have the footage in no time, smh

 

[Accidental Protege]

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Okay JESUS CHRIST
This is insane to be saying out loud.

"I SEE YOU"

I know subtlety is beyond April’s capabilities so this can’t be it, but if it were anyone else I would wonder if this was a veiled threat to turn State’s witness

 

[Can of Spam]

thank you for confirming that balldo has been pegged lmao

The narcissist got jealous only Our Wife was getting dicked down at Hedo.

 

[DickMain]

If Null would just promise to fix her we'd have the footage in no time, smh

Fapcop could fix her...

 

[TheTractor]

He also cooked enough food for like himself and his wife instead of baking a huge ass batch for his kids?? I guess Spaghettio cans are good enough for them.

SUFFAH KIDS SUFFAH

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think a few of these may have been missed or at least I didn't see them in the thread in a quick glance




New tweet spree just started:

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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oh come on really? That is just blatantly balldo posting as her.
Edit: no real woman not even a cracked out whore who dated both steel toe and balldo would ever talk like that second tweet

 

[Burt Macklin]

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Reaching crazy ex-girlfriend sidepiece levels. It's not hard to turn your phone off.

 

[Canoodler]

He also cooked enough food for like himself and his wife instead of baking a huge ass batch for his kids?? I guess Spaghettio cans are good enough for them.

I don't know if eating that grotesque slurry would be better or worse than eating canned spaghettios

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

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More April spam. I can't keep up with it all
(I see @Balldo's Gate is also on it)

I would put this in her thread however this is ALL in reply to Rekeita, ABOUT Rekieta

Spoiler: Dump of April Xeets

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[Shagedan]

there is the fact that anyone who blows a few thousand dollars on a whim for a piece of hardware that they use once is bound to be making multiple similar idiotic purchases on a weekly basis (think of the 10k mechanic dog with a flamethrower he spoke about on stream), over a period of years these would definitely add up to a significant amount.

Thanks to this I have a fantastic idea for a new DnD dungeon: a country estate, owned by a disgraced snake oil salesman, filled to the brim with comically dangerous Temu-esque crap he was scammed into buying.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

(Or this is gay ops and they're all still together and just want to look Ike they're having a meltdown in front of everyone to own the incel kiwi nerd prudes)

Very probable. I'll believe it if she accepts Null's offer, otherwise is a weak gayop.

 

[Swole McPole]

these people have a strange idea of normal society and socitial gutters.

Just another locals wine mom thumbing her bean at the idea of being invited to join the qover. She's too old and fat for it to ever fucking happen, but that doesn't stop her hammering the little man in the boat over the idea that it might if she can just get some attention from the balldo master.