DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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DerpyPunch said:
oh god hes really going thru with DSPolitics...

I dont think phil is ready to step into the world that is the unhinged political debate sphere.
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I can't think of many worse ways to capitalize on a "career revival" than to get involved with politics. Even if it's just "point and laugh" coverage of the bread and circus it's not like Phil has any insight into politics. Can you imagine DSP trying to watch CSPAN or something dry like that? It's just going to be him parroting the loudest people in chat and alienating the rest of his viewers without even realizing it.
 
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Festivus said:
I can't think of many worse ways to capitalize on a "career revival" than to get involved with politics. Even if it's just "point and laugh" coverage of the bread and circus it's not like Phil has any insight into politics. Can you imagine DSP trying to watch CSPAN or something dry like that? It's just going to be him parroting the loudest people in chat and alienating the rest of his viewers without even realizing it.
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I look forward to him having a wild take or the "wrong" opinion and get shit on for it.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Because he thinks his audience are idiots. I mean, they are, but you get what I’m saying.

Keep that in mind when you have a guy with perpetually shitty haircut decisions telling you how everyone loves him now.
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Phil over here looking like he came off the set of Top Gout.
 
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DerpyPunch said:
oh god hes really going thru with DSPolitics...

I dont think phil is ready to step into the world that is the unhinged political debate sphere.
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I want nothing more than for him to go on Hasan or Vaush and somehow manage to make both of them look like the greatest political analysts on Earth.
 
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Festivus said:
alienating the rest of his viewers without even realizing it.
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Or create more "detractors" that he can no longer label as some niche fringe group obsessed with a Let's Player. He can't just yell "LAG! Game dropped my input!" and berate anyone who questions him. Gaming has afforded him this safe space where the rules are malleable and obscured, and with no real world consequences; he's his own little "Lawnmower Man" in his own little virtual reality. Politics has real consequences, and promoting something that turns out to be bad will deserve criticism and mockery from people that he cannot label as "mentally ill mouth droolers." And fence sitting till his ass gets a termite infestation will get boring very fast.

Most likely it will follow the distinctly set pattern: be a hype gimmick for a short period then peter out. You don't have to be Danny Carey of Tool to pick up on that one. Might be fun while it lasts though.
 
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GUYZ, LOOK AT MY FUNNY FACE. I'M ENTERTAINING, RIGHT?

At this point, can you even call whatever the fuck he has on his face a goatee?

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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
GUYZ, LOOK AT MY FUNNY FACE. I'M ENTERTAINING, RIGHT?

At this point, can you even call whatever the fuck he has on his face a goatee?

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I don't know why he keeps that patchy piece of shit. His ocd/autism has him pluck at it constantly. Should just shave that shit off.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Because he thinks his audience are idiots. I mean, they are, but you get what I’m saying.

Keep that in mind when you have a guy with perpetually shitty haircut decisions telling you how everyone loves him now.
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As I’ve stated in the past, whoever the fuck cuts his hair has no idea how to blend his sides in. Usually old male barbers have this issue. They just use two different size clippers and call it a day.

Phil is also far too big of a pussy to probably say anything so he just sees it and moves along.
 
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Pargon said:
He wouldn’t piss on a single one of his fans if they were on fire
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Sure he would if he knew their wallet was loaded. Then he would only piss on that pocket.
QwahlityKahntent said:
he thinks it will give him elite gamer cred.
"I've been there since the BEGINNING BRO"
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Too bad he wasn't alive 'since the beginning'.
Free Jasper said:
Also BIG, LARGE khantent creators that Phillip declines to name now publicly say ‘we can’t make fun of Phil because he puts out good stuff now’. Phillip also made this claim without receipts or names.
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lmao. He finally said something funny.
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Hungover I see. Man that salon reeeeeaaaaaally fucking hates him.
myone said:
Did this unfathomable moron actually spend $70 on STAMPS? I'm not going to ask what's wrong with this guy, we all know, but... jeez. When does he ever send mail? Once per year for his tax accountant?

Guess he'll be covered for stamps now until he's keeling over dead.
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No. He's stated numerous times he pays his bills online. It's just another lie for no reason.
 
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myone said:
Did this unfathomable moron actually spend $70 on STAMPS? I'm not going to ask what's wrong with this guy, we all know, but... jeez. When does he ever send mail? Once per year for his tax accountant?

Guess he'll be covered for stamps now until he's keeling over dead.
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Being that the price of stamps is One of Those Things that (typically older) middle-class people with no real problems bitch about, specifically how the price goes up. You know, the way the price of everything goes up over time. This used to be a much bigger deal when the post office was one of if not the only (if you really live in BFE) place you could buy stamps, and to be fair the price did used to be much more stable.

The point is, is that people who complain about this think they’re geniuses buying 500 stamps for 0.53 apiece rather than 0.55 and saving a bundle. I’m sure in this case the subject’s compulsive spending also played a factor.
 
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