DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
He should donate his old PS5 to a fan
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Phil wouldn’t donate one speck of dust in his home if his mother had cancer and couldn’t afford palliative care. He wouldn’t piss on a single one of his fans if they were on fire unless he could jump in front of a camera and jack himself off over it immediately after.
 
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I for one am looking for this new era of DSP Politics. Can not wait to see mister straight shooter, turbo heterosexual, never folds under any pressure, felt machine Phil Burnell deal with the leftist crowd that will actively try to destroy your life. Just wait for the hilarity of them coming across clips of Phil saying nigger or biting his fingers off anytime a black person is on stream.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil wouldn’t donate one speck of dust in his home if his mother had cancer and couldn’t afford palliative care. He wouldn’t piss on a single one of his fans if they were on fire unless he could jump in front of a camera and jack himself off over it immediately after.
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He did actually donate a PS2 or something to a fan ages ago, he had some sort of a small competition.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil wouldn’t donate one speck of dust in his home if his mother had cancer and couldn’t afford palliative care. He wouldn’t piss on a single one of his fans if they were on fire unless he could jump in front of a camera and jack himself off over it immediately after.
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Oh yeah? If that’s true then why would Phil donate to charity and not brag about it, and not even count it as a tax write off as per his bankruptcy? THATS how much Phil cares about his values and his word, so basically you just got deboonked and self-felted yourself by way of being felted by YOURSELF.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
We just got another of his speech about his first console. I really doubt pong was his first console.

Why does he feel the need to lie about that ? it's not really a brag, and it doesn't serve any point asside making him look older than he his. It makes no sense.
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he thinks it will give him elite gamer cred.
"I've been there since the BEGINNING BRO"
 
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That Being Said confirmed to own prime real estate in Phillips oddly shaped head!

Also, truly unhinged rant that lurched all over the place like a shopping cart with a broken wheel.

So… apparently approximately all 10.000 detractors (because Phillip is unable to comprehend we are not a hive mind) are ‘in the spotlight’ ….. because a Twitter account with 155 followers is making fun of people.
Meanwhile Phillip is not a lolcow anymore because even though 10,000 people are laughing at him…. They don’t count because they’re a ‘minority’ (of what, I don’t know)… but the 155 people laughing at the 10,000 detractors DOES count so the detractors are lolcows.

Also BIG, LARGE khantent creators that Phillip declines to name now publicly say ‘we can’t make fun of Phil because he puts out good stuff now’. Phillip also made this claim without receipts or names.

Fuck, that was unhinged. I feel stupider just trying to remember it. The Guy has gone mentally, he’s never going to be near normal again.

Edit - Also apparently all detractors have ‘melted down’ (did you know you melted down?) because they think a Twitter account that used first person terms from Phillips perspective is Phil. This is his proof they are suffering a mental breakdown.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
We just got another of his speech about his first console. I really doubt pong was his first console.

Why does he feel the need to lie about that ? it's not really a brag, and it doesn't serve any point asside making him look older than he his. It makes no sense.
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Because he thinks his audience are idiots. I mean, they are, but you get what I’m saying.

Keep that in mind when you have a guy with perpetually shitty haircut decisions telling you how everyone loves him now.
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