Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
The tweets all read like kayfabe to me.
The line between pretending to be retarded and being retarded is a fine one. They could be playing up their relationship as part of an elaborate troll on the alawgs, but they'd be trolling themselves because what they're alluding to probably did happen anyway, if only to a less extreme degree.

:really: "Hurr hurr we made you think we were in a relationship"
8) "But you are"
 
The tweets all read like kayfabe to me.
What's funny is how they're so insane and disgusting that even if they're completely fake and some act, they still make both of them look like people so absolutely insane no children should ever be allowed in their presence.
I agree. These back and forth tweets read like someone trying to milk the negativity.
Own the kiwis by posting shit so utterly self-incriminating that you lose your case, I guess.
 
What's funny is how they're so insane and disgusting that even if they're completely fake and some act, they still make both of them look like people so absolutely insane no children should ever be allowed in their presence.

Own the kiwis by posting shit so utterly self-incriminating that you lose your case, I guess.
It´s possible one or more of his kids are reading that shit. Or one of their kids friends. Maybe the dead end coke heads come up with the plan to own the hadurs during a coke binge but I really dont see how it would make anything better.
 
People keep talking about works and strategies, what is it then? What does any of it accomplish? I dont see anything that could result in anything meaningful for Nick here... his parents are frequently at his home, driving their kids around because Nick is too busy so you are not fooling them. What does any of it accomplish?
nothing. nick is an impulsive cokehead Retard and does whatever he wants in the moment without a care for the potential consequences.
Counterargument: She's a homewrecking whore. Possibly also a nymphomaniac.
this is all objectively true. i should clarify i think everything they're admitting to is true (the polycule, being a homewrecker) i just don't think she's gone and nick doesn't see her. She's still there with him on his property. perhaps Kayla or his parents have banned her from the main house but i guarantee she's still getting fucked by him in the side house.
 
Slag is getting the attention and that's what she wanted out of this. If you're one of the losers trying to own the noseguards on xitter, go become an hero.
I have to wonder though- is Nick seething under the surface because she blew up his narrative? Before all this, Aaron's testimony was basically all we had to go off of for a lot of things. Now April is forcing Nick to confirm most of Aaron's dirt on Nick, and revealing plenty more embarrassing detail besides.
 
The tweets all read like kayfabe to me.

Wouldn't be surprised if Nick snuck out to the side ho-house and he and April have got shitfaced and think they're being really clever and funny. Fuck the world that wants to keep them apart!

Kayla, and Nick's parents, are so spineless, and those poor children are the ones that will suffer. I hope to God an involved party is sending this stuff to CPS. Unironically, the best thing for the children is if Nick and April just fuck off together.

Can they keep their accepted plea deals if they still screech about conspiracies etc online and basically ~imply~ afterwards that they were forced to do it, after everything is settled?
 
People keep talking about works and strategies, what is it then? What does any of it accomplish? I dont see anything that could result in anything meaningful for Nick here... his parents are frequently at his home, driving their kids around because Nick is too busy so you are not fooling them. What does any of it accomplish?
The issue is that you’re assuming that crackeita and lady ratchet are going to be making logical decisions. It probably makes sense to them somehow in their drugged up state.
 
I haven't listened to all of this but Nick bragging about having more game than Aaron really got me good.

April feels like pure shit and just wants Nick back:

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New one, this one appears to be a GIF of Nick mocking DSP's DSP moment:
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I don't know which is funnier:
  • Nick messaging himself what a sexy great guy he is while shitting on his wife.
  • Nick's ex-mistress publicly thirsting over him while shitting on his wife.
If the latter is true, how long do you think it's going to be before that longing turns into resentment Nick? This bitch is your Whore of Damocles.
 
I fed all of April's tweets into an AI algorithm, and it outputted this:

Overly_Attached_Girlfriend.jpg

What does it mean?
 
Wouldn't be surprised if Nick snuck out to the side ho-house and he and April have got shitfaced and think they're being really clever and funny. Fuck the world that wants to keep them apart!
Bob and Celeste are a fucking joke, presiding over visitation with their psycho son abusing their children in front of an Internet audience by forcing vile goyslop down their throats, claiming they have no clue that their shitbag son is an obviously insane drug addict, and continuing to enable him to this day.

Fuck you, Bob and Celeste, you are both SHIT.
 
Illiterate whore. It's never, ever put his kids or ME in danger. Learn English, learn the whole direct object thing.
Perhaps April is Basque or a Georgian ESL and is used to ergative-absolutive grammar.

"Nick puts I in danger. I sleep. Him retarded."

No accusitive case for the direct object to be found.
 
People keep talking about works and strategies, what is it then? What does any of it accomplish? I dont see anything that could result in anything meaningful for Nick here... his parents are frequently at his home, driving their kids around because Nick is too busy so you are not fooling them. What does any of it accomplish?

In his swiss-cheese wetbrain, this clownshow accomplishes fooling the state into believing April lacks the mental capacity to ever be a useful, credible witness who would hold up under cross-examination that would use these xeets against her, so it's not worth it for them to keep trying to flip her anymore. If they're dumb enough to fall for this gambit, then their next move would be to accept the plea terms expressed in Nick's attorney's latest counteroffer and we'd see that deal entered into the record on November 26th. If they're too smart to fall for this gambit, then November 26th will pass uneventfully with scheduling of a trial date. It's that simple.
 
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