Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Is she trying for the “Fucking Retarded” defense? I’m really trying to find the motivation behind cutting her “love’s” balls off legally and I’m coming up blank.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Aaron's swinging could have been a clever ploy to pawn April off onto Nick. If true and on purpose, another win for the TOE.

 

[Journoscum]

A 40-something man was able to tolerate this sort of personality? Balldopope, even you can do better.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

@Null

I mean this sincerely. Please organize a “Rekieta” stream with the Kino Casino boys and Sean ahead of his trial/ post-plea deal.

Just a big stream to give a retrospective. Like a super person stream. I feel like Rekieta has enough context and freak outs that it’d be great to have guests on.

Edit: if you can somehow get Ana Kasparian on or somehow break bread with Briana Wu (I don’t think it would happen, but they seem to be reverting to TruScum and like dunking on Rekieta) do it. Rekieta enough of a subject of contempt and laughter that it could make the Farms profile more about drama.

I feel like a bad person but I just had the sudden hope that Rekeita OD's before next October so we get a proper person stream for him...

 

[Tour of Italy]

There is a very real chance that his public appearance while chemically altered is going to lead to him being arrested for violating his bond.

Nick has reached a level of narcissism I didn’t think possible. First he tried to rehabilitate is image in the most superficial way possible, and now… I have no idea what he’s trying to accomplish but I’m sure it makes sense to him as some sort of genius move.

Like many other posters here, I’m just baffled. I have no idea how to even begin to take it all in. I have never seen a man or woman behave like this.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

There is a very real chance that his public appearance while chemically altered is going to lead to him being arrested for violating his bond.

Nick has reached a level of narcissism I didn’t think possible. First he tried to rehabilitate is image in the most superficial way possible, and now… I have no idea what he’s trying to accomplish but I’m sure it makes sense to him as some sort of genius move.

Like many other posters here, I’m just baffled. I have no idea how to even begin to take it all in. I have never seen a man or woman behave like this.

Step 1 : Get Drunk and High
Step 2 :????????
Step 3: Be declared the greatest man on the planet, have all charges dropped and be invited into the white house to do cocaine with Donald Trump and fuck LA 10s.

 

[Can of Spam]

CPS can mandate restrictions on open marriages? Based if true.

CPS could mandate that you cannot associate with known drug users in order to interact with your kids and April's credit card also tested positive for coke.

It'd be funnier though if CPS was indeed, "Yeah, that ho's gotta go if you want to see your kids again. And the balldo too, you degenerate freak."

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

IIRC Ethan Ralph had claimed once, while streaming [or was it on twitter], that Canoe-KEANU was claiming that April was filing DV charges against Aaron???

Might THOSE "threats" be used against Ralph/keanu/april/nick in terms of harrassment and witness intimidation of Aaron? Now add in all Nick n April melton SUPERCHATS and recent Tweets and AUDIO from Melton show and add Nick's Locals "cooking" streams too?!?!?

Just a thought, since everyone seems to be guessing why MN is going after GUNT....[including the ralphamale himself and the non-practicing attorney yet full-time junkie nick]

Hiya ANA K.

It's too late in the game for DV to be used legally. You can't introduce April telling other people as evidence of it. It's hearsay. Also very common for BPD people.

Here's Nick saying he has a letter from the district attorney saying there is no victims in this crime. He hopes to use that letter to get the neglect charges dropped.
He goes on to say people conspired to tell lies to the preacher to have him relay those lies to the cops. Says he 'has recordings of the people conspiring to tell the lies to the preacher' from discovery and he gets to use them to defend himself not just in court but also in public.
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I don't see why he wouldn't release these now that he has disclosed this evidence short of releasing the original material. He knows the witness list (including the people the preacher mentioned) and the accusations they told the preacher are out there.

Would these witnesses get called at trial?

Think how retarded it sounds. He has videos of people conspiring to tell lies in order to get the preacher to call the cops? That would be a weirdly specific video.

There is a very real chance that his public appearance while chemically altered is going to lead to him being arrested for violating his bond.

Nick has reached a level of narcissism I didn’t think possible. First he tried to rehabilitate is image in the most superficial way possible, and now… I have no idea what he’s trying to accomplish but I’m sure it makes sense to him as some sort of genius move.

Like many other posters here, I’m just baffled. I have no idea how to even begin to take it all in. I have never seen a man or woman behave like this.

It depends if that cop is still keeping tabs on him. Alas, slurring isn't confirmation.

I'm wondering if Balldo himself has bad news coming. If Ralph has an arrest warrant, Balldo might be getting problems himself, since he proudly posed with him for that photo.

Of course, the ultimate felting will be the prosecutor in Aaron's case deciding this is all a revenge scam and drops the charges. Imagine the cope and seethe to follow.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There is a very real chance that his public appearance while chemically altered is going to lead to him being arrested for violating his bond.

He was conscious enough to not show his face, probably for plausible deniability.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Amazing that april claims on twitter that kayla hates her and tries to ignore her and then nick, who have been reading the tweets just proclaims his love for april.

If aprils account is being piloted by nick, holy fuck what a psychopath.

Get out kayla, before he mamajfs you. Seek fapcop.

 

[Neetorino]

I have produced a very transformative clip from that stream when Nick first refers to April as "my girlfriend". I even added the Transformative Watermark just to be extra safe. Especially since I'm sure that Melton, like another fat pedophile, uses false copyright strikes to try and suppress critics.

This frame kinda says it all.

Anyways, any bets on Nick going on a sober backpedal spree tomorrow morning? Or will he continue doubling and tripling down (as usual)?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

A 40-something man was able to tolerate this sort of personality? Balldopope, even you can do better.

No I think disgusting sludge people mix very well together. Remove the kids from the equation, give Kayla the option to leave before April skins her, and then watch from a safe distance as they self immolate.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick himself pointed out in this stream that he noticed his voice changing.

Maybe he's changing into a troon. He can't change into a fag, because he already is one.

 

[Phantastic Hunt]

I'm starting to think Nick posed as Kayla and sent Aaron her nudes in exchange for dick picks for his own personal use. The man is obviously a gay.

 

[AnOminous]

It's hard to conceive of a more unhealthy pair of personalities. April and Nick are like an immovable force and an unstoppable object of complex mental illness on a collision course. I don't know what will end up happening with them, but I doubt it'll be pretty.

It's not like we can do anything to stop it so let's just watch it and laugh.

Seriously everyone who cared here tried everything imaginable to stop it from happening, but nope. Cows don't take advice.

Even nool told this retard to pull up. His response? Go fuck yourself. So whatever. He gets what he deserves.

So just get out of the debris range and enjoy the comedy.

 

[Keystone]

I don't think it's worth doing Lolcow of The Year this year. I don't mean it should be abolished or anything, just that it's dead obvious nobody is going to beat the Balldo man.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He was conscious enough to not show his face, probably for plausible deniability.

That's quite likely, Nick reminds me a lot of Max Karson, Vito and to an extent Nick Bate, in the way in which he seems to enjoy admitting to things and then trying to pull it right back by leveraging plausible deniability and semantics.

I think a lot of the tweets, like the "I did a mountain of cocaine" tweet were calculated traps so that he could fulfill his strange fantasy of being able to tell the world what he did, but also have the world not be able to do anything about it. I think he gets off on it, and enjoys being able to make people uncomfortable but helpless.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He was conscious enough to not show his face, probably for plausible deniability.

Interestingly, I don't think he's done so any of the times he's appeared on Melton's show. He appears to call in from his phone (at least based on the sound quality)

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think it's worth doing Lolcow of The Year this year. I don't mean it should be abolished or anything, just that it's dead obvious nobody is going to beat the Balldo man.

He should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award and then permanently disqualified, because nobody can beat him at retardation.

 

[repentance]

I'm wondering if Balldo himself has bad news coming. If Ralph has an arrest warrant, Balldo might be getting problems himself, since he proudly posed with him for that photo.

He should have received notice by now of exactly what CPS plans to put forward at the review. Could be that he thought he'd be free and clear of them and has found out otherwise. I don't think the sudden "happy family" videos are a coincidence.