DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Please tell me I'm wrong that he looks like this.

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the fucking stroke lip. how does he pretend that doesn't exist?
not a childrens entertainer btw

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is Phil enough of a boomer that he still mails out all his bills instead of doing online bill pay? I can't think of any other reason to buy stamps in bulk. Especially if you're Phil and you don't have any friends or family to send things like Christmas letters to.

 

[Pargon]

Dents watching a man unwrap yet another piece of expensive hardware that he does not need. Some of them will never have in their bank accounts what it cost Phil for a marginal boost in graphical performance, which his audience will never benefit from (because he refuses to upgrade any hardware unless it benefits him directly in a way other than improving his product) and neither will he, because he hates video games (and his life).

I don’t understand why OF whores have any problems. Apparently all you need to be is very literally the last chicken in the shop, and all you have to do is just…tell people to give you money and they will do it.

They’ll just do that.

 

[freund]

Dood legit looks like Grace Jones.
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that'd be a compliment, phil looks haram af.
i'm going to use this picture as a DSPstyle PSA: remember kids, don't do gin and gacha if you don't want to end up like this.

credits to @Derich 2nd of coomland for the screencap.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Is Phil enough of a boomer that he still mails out all his bills instead of doing online bill pay? I can't think of any other reason to buy stamps in bulk. Especially if you're Phil and you don't have any friends or family to send things like Christmas letters to.

Knowing Phil, yes. I can totally see him writing a check and mailing out his form of payment to Comcast, Verizon, etc...You gotta realize that Phil lives his life in paranoia. A car door slam? Gotta stop everything and see who it could be. He has to make sure that his roommate is at home, too.

Phil is that much of a shut-in. He would rather do things the boomer way, life his life in fear that Tevin might be in the bushes ready to attack him, or Jaha and Mike Watson ready to beat his gouty ass into a pulp.

Phil, seriously! You're not that important as you think you are. You're a 42 year old shut in with the only thing going for himself is a mobile game addiction, no savings, no friends, no family, and are streaming to a bunch of dented people that are just as socially inept as you are. You're to be laughed at, not with. Get a grip, Phil. Or, don't. I just wanna continue laughing at the idiocy that is you, Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

that'd be a compliment, phil looks haram af.
i'm going to use this picture as a DSPstyle PSA: remember kids, don't do gin and gacha if you don't want to end up like this.
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credits to @Derich 2nd of coomland for the screencap.

Christ he looks more and more like that old Serbian dude I met at the gun shop a few years back that I took a sneak picture of cause the resemblance was uncanny and he had a decade on Phil and probably lived through the Bosnian wars. I'd post it but I got I took it during that month with that troon chink got the sites security shut down and the faggots on telegram got all uppity when I posted it there.

 

[freund]

LARPing and catfishing Jayde, rope yourself faggot.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I want nothing more than for him to go on Hasan or Vaush and somehow manage to make both of them look like the greatest political analysts on Earth.

He'd fit in well with Vaush considering their mutual interest in fucking horses.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil is the last person that needed a PS5 pro of course he'd buy one

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil is the last person that needed a PS5 pro of course he'd buy one

Of course, Little Manchild Philip was scarred for life when his parents told him no about the Wolverine toy. He vowed never to deny himself toys ever again from that day.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Phil is the last person that needed a PS5 pro of course he'd buy one

Needs those 2 extra fps to decide to wage quit games more efficiently

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As I’ve stated in the past, whoever the fuck cuts his hair has no idea how to blend his sides in. Usually old male barbers have this issue. They just use two different size clippers and call it a day.

Phil is also far too big of a pussy to probably say anything so he just sees it and moves along.

To be fair it can't be easy to cut the hair of a retard who can't stop swaying in the chair.

that'd be a compliment, phil looks haram af.
i'm going to use this picture as a DSPstyle PSA: remember kids, don't do gin and gacha if you don't want to end up like this.
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credits to @Derich 2nd of coomland for the screencap.

Reminder that he keeps claiming that he's "aging gracefully"

 

[porkypork99]

why isnt he 300 pounds like his significant other? the guy has no self control and is always stressed out.
I would understand if he had a drug addiction but his addiction is alchool(sugar)doordash and mobile game....all the ingredients are present to make him a boogie junior.

that'd be a compliment, phil looks haram af.
i'm going to use this picture as a DSPstyle PSA: remember kids, don't do gin and gacha if you don't want to end up like this.
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credits to @Derich 2nd of coomland for the screencap.

would fit right in as a turkish immigrant in berlin running a kebab shop with a palestinian flag not understanding the locals are looking down on you.

 

[Kane lives in death]

We are announcing DSPolitics days after the election, how can someone be so fucking retarded holy shit, after elections people are exhausted of it and most wont give a shit until the next cycle.

But hey, at least now that one side won he can dickride that side safely using the power of hindsight and tell the side that lost how they did everything wrong, if DSP did politics during the election he might have to do predictions and take uncertain sides... hes probably terrified of doing that.

 

[Balr0g]

To be fair it can't be easy to cut the hair of a retard who can't stop swaying in the chair.

You think he tells his "stylist" that his business is going great again and that everyone loves him again?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Please tell me I'm wrong that he looks like this.

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He kind of looks like this

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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the fucking stroke lip. how does he pretend that doesn't exist?
not a childrens entertainer btw

Seriously, these are Pee-Wee Herman faces. I'd say he'd have a better chance of going PG and literally being a children's entertainer, but then he can't pity beg, and a begging hamster on wheel has already replaced where his brain used to be - too late for that. Also Pee-Wee's Playhouse had life lessons about compromise and patience, things Piggy cannot comprehend. And there was a black guy in it so he might eat his fingertips clean off. Though, they are both public masturbators so he's got that going for him.

 

[Puerile Burger]

why isnt he 300 pounds like his significant other? the guy has no self control and is always stressed out.
I would understand if he had a drug addiction but his addiction is alchool(sugar)doordash and mobile game....all the ingredients are present to make him a boogie junior.

Who knew swaying could burn so many calories?

 

[johnkimble123]

why isnt he 300 pounds like his significant other? the guy has no self control and is always stressed out.
I would understand if he had a drug addiction but his addiction is alchool(sugar)doordash and mobile game....all the ingredients are present to make him a boogie junior.

This is actually pretty simple...

He's got schedule autism. Mornings are always bagel & coffee. They're such a bunch of tards that they Doordash anything that is more than that. No lunch, he's streaming all afternoon for European tards. Then it's dinner time. Let's check the calendar on what's for dinner. Oooh Japanese-style curry (sure guy we know its turkey hot dogs & rice). Then back to streaming for more tards and babysitting uploads until gin o'clock.

No time in there to devour like Kat does 3x a day. He isn't fat because he's an alien and somehow limits his eating to 10-11 am his time and 4-6 pm his time. Also if you haven't noticed when it comes to food, he eats like 3 bites of something and likely tosses the rest. There's a reason why 1) they needed an industrial garbage disposal and 2) seem to spend more than a family of 4 does on food.

EDIT: also have to remember that dude literally has the arms of an anorexic porn star. If you're borderline 6' and still 200 lbs with no muscle, you're fat.

 

[Balr0g]

GTG has also stated that Phil is starving himself to loose weight. No way in hell does he any cardio or heaven forbid lift weights. His arms are like noodles at this point and the last time he brought something heavy into his office on camera he was breathing heavily. And look at his beard: patchy, gray. And who knows if he doesn't color his hair to give the image of someone younger. He ages like milk in the sun