Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

Make it make sense.

I don't think there's enough coke in the world for all of us to get on Nick's level of perception, but rattling your head off the desk a couple times might get you started.

 

[Folgers Can]

Make it make sense.

 

[thebigdream]

Make it make sense.

It seems to me he gets off on the insubordination aspect, the exhibitionism aspect of admitting stuff, implying other things and then playing a "I never said that..." game. He likes fucking around with the risk of finding out, but then freaks out when found out.

Spoiler: Gay psychoanalysis

In my armchair view, his narcissism is a cover for a deeper, unconscious self-awareness of his failures both personally and professionally, and at some point this nagging awareness has morphed into a perverse, sometimes erotic variety of voyeurism where he enjoys waving his insufficiency in the face of people who believe he can or expect him to do better. Hence you get all the word games, the nonsensical double-standards like where he both 'expects privacy' and publicly hints at his degeneracy, it's all a dance around the real facts of his life, like a child who shits their pants but tries acting like nothing's wrong. I have no doubt he extracts a pleasurable feeling of vengeance from manipulating peoples' sense of care and interest in him, knowing it's all for nought since he's both incapable of and unwilling to change, as this is the only sense of power he can maintain absent actual achievements. Where the wheels have come off for him recently is that the legal system can't be treated the same way as a person whose opinions are largely immaterial; the judgements of a court have real impact on his life and are treated as truth by most others, far above any narrative he can spin. Combine that with the collapse of his Lawtube standing and failure as a lawyer and what you have is the narc mask slipping and the vulnerable side surfacing, and it's going to be nasty, people in his life are going to miss when he was riding high on the white stallion. I think he's only reached the beginning of the dark place a person like that can go, and sometimes there's no bottom.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

But if April testifies, her own testimony is obviously not even hearsay. Her previous statements are hearsay, although she can be cross examined on them.

This is what I was referring to, yes.

I mean… That is a pretty good sales pitch

Lol, I hate you (& me) for it, but had the same thought. But you know what I meant!

how he could ever even come to have this "proof" of such a claim?

I assumed he was suggesting he'd seen it live and in person.

Nick will hit rock bottom and find a fissure in the bed of the rock he knocks open and continues to fall further every time.

Fun fact: geological fissures are a thing in MN.
Up North:

https://www.lakesuperior.com/the-lake/402rockin-the-rift-the-billion-year-old-split-that-made-us/

https://www.lakesuperior.com/the-lake/natural-world/243-lake-superior-basin-fiery-beginning/

And down south:

https://stormwater.pca.state.mn.us/index.php/Karst#:~:text=Cracks%20and%20fissures%20form%20as,information%20on%20karst%20in%20Minnesota.

Don't ask me why I know this, but there are some cool caves and other geological features in MN.

 

[Desktop User2]

There is a very real chance that his public appearance while chemically altered is going to lead to him being arrested for violating his bond.

He was released on an unconditional bond.

 

[DickMain]

he’s fallen for it and feels forced to continue the horrible “banter” and “jokes” because silence and provoking her to properly turn against him would be worse.

"Look acros't the field, Ape-ie, and I'll tell you so you can see it. We'll have a lolcow. An' maybe we'll have a piggytits... NERDS... an' down the basement we'll have a... St. Andrew's Cross..."
"For the Jamaicans", April shouted
"For the Jamaicans", Nick repeated

 

[cruisecontrol4cool]

It's why I can't wait for the trial. I want to see Nick lose his shit so badly that Judge Wentzell has to invoke Illinois v. Allen.

(1) might just be threatening Nick with a good time.

A trial judge confronted by a defendant's disruptive conduct can exercise discretion to meet the circumstances of the case, and though no single formula is best for all situations, there are at least three constitutionally permissible approaches for the court's handling of an obstreperous defendant: (1) bind and gag him as a last resort, thereby keeping him present; (2) cite him for criminal or civil contempt; or (3) remove him from the courtroom, while the trial continues, until he promises to conduct himself properly.

 

[demicolon]

He was released on an unconditional bond.

Does it work that way in the US where you can just pay for the priviledge of doing drugs while waiting to be sentenced for doing drugs?

 

[Desktop User2]

Does it work that way in the US where you can just pay for the priviledge of doing drugs while waiting to be sentenced for doing drugs?

You can pay to not be randomly tested or other impediments to your life style for what I understood - of course if you are caught committing a crime, you are fucked anyway. He was tested for the CPS shit but that was not his criminal case.

I sincerely doubt Nick has anything. Also, even if he had hacked Aaron, evidence obtained from a crime is inadmissible. You'd think even a poor lawyer knows that.

He has fuck all if it only matters after his criminal proceedings are done. It´s just the most homosexual IBS bullshit ever, he´s a well know compulsive liar.
BTW I saw various clips of Aaron citing or claiming to read this thread, it´s not even a novel concept; I doubt he is as assiduous as Nick doing so tho.
On that note, a message for our Balldo reader: you and the BPD whore you poached are openly embarrassing your kids forever, Nick, you pathetic loser.

 

[Folgers Can]

I assumed he was suggesting he'd seen it live and in person.

I guess the assumption was Aaron wouldn't have known to use this thread as fap material until after he fled the Balldo Bunker, but now that you mention it even a quick drive to Saint Cloud for the peepshow is not outside the realm of possibility with this guy:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Like many other posters here, I’m just baffled. I have no idea how to even begin to take it all in. I have never seen a man or woman behave like this.

It's not complicated. He's just a drunk bro. He's a narcissist that was never very intelligent but had the charisma to gaslight people when he was sober, but he has no self control and never had to learn discipline and a work ethic, so when the drink got hold of him he couldn't keep his shit together. He's also damaged what smarts he used to have with cocaine and alcohol and deliberate malnutrition.

Balldo is just a drunk that does what feels good in the moment, like an animal. He doesn't have the brains to consider the future. The future is for nerds.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Does it work that way in the US where you can just pay for the priviledge of doing drugs while waiting to be sentenced for doing drugs?

He's not awaiting sentencing. He's currently only accused and is not convicted or guilty of any crime.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's currently only accused and is not convicted or guilty of any crime.

...for now.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also I'm not surprised that the first thing he says to badmouth her is sexual, Nick is creepy once again.

The way Nick fixates on sexual shit when he tries to insult people is pretty telling. I'm not gonna armchair pyschiatrist him, but it comes across as a guy who, despite being a total degenerate, is immensely sexually frustrated.
Like his dopamine centers have been so hammered by abuse that he has to resort to the most depraved shit just to get off, and even then a lot of the time it doesn't work. He's fixated on sexual stuff because he is immensely unsatisfied.

Nick has Limp Dick Energy.

 

[demicolon]

So let me get this, uh, straight: not only he send his wife's nudes to Aaron, not only he paid for a prostitute's abortion of not even his own kid, he also watched Aaron jerk off?

 

[Captain Manning]

Grifty the janny thanks April for DEBUNKING a FAKE "rumor":

I like how Nick cucks Grifty here:



Grifty: Hurr duurr. Idiots don't know you can't fuck on cocaine.
Nick: Well, actually...

We are way beyond Gator and Ralph territory now. It takes a special kind of stupid to defend Nick now.

 

[DickMain]

The way Nick fixates on sexual shit when he tries to insult people is pretty telling. I'm not gonna armchair pyschiatrist him, but it comes across as a guy who, despite being a total degenerate, is immensely sexually frustrated.
Like his dopamine centers have been so hammered by abuse that he has to resort to the most depraved shit just to get off, and even then a lot of the time it doesn't work. He's fixated on sexual stuff because he is immensely unsatisfied.

Nick has Limp Dick Energy.

What is it people say about porn abuse and inhibited arousal? Cut it off for, like, a week and you're looking A-Okay? Could Nick even do that without his cock shriveling off?

So let me get this, uh, straight: not only he send his wife's nudes to Aaron, not only he paid for a prostitute's abortion of not even his own kid, he also watched Aaron jerk off?

Almost, but not quite. He was told he was paying for a prostitute's abortion by a couple of dudes, then spun it as if it were him being charitable. A subtle but important distinction I'm sure you'll agree.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Soooo....

Rekieta was "forced" to break up with April (but not really, it seems to be a "just for the time being" based on both of their comments) by someone. Probably a combination of Kayla, her parents, and/or maybe his parents (long shot since they have enabled him his whole life).

April still gets to live at the second property (based on his really dumb answers that don't fool anyone), this was probably Nick giving in to "breaking up for the family" but refusing to throw her out.

Then they tried to restart the "family" business by doing those cooking streams. Everyone sounds miserable, Nick's parents are around monitoring everything. Nick probably feels like a rebellious trapped teenager that isn't getting his way, which leads to:

Unknown event. Which results in:

Nick says "fuck it", opens a bottle, gets drunk, joins the pedophile's stream and decides to blast all his enemies and correct the record. There is no one to tard wrangle him, which helps us speculate as to what the unknown event might have been.

Something happened that got Kayla, the kids, Bob and Celeste out of the house (or Nick out of the house while they all stay), was it the human doormat growing a spine and giving him an ultimatum? I doubt it, she hasn't done it this far so it's unlikely she would start now on her own. If it happened it was because of pressure from her family, it could also be something less catastrophic like Kayla and her parents/his parents taking the kids somewhere and Nick acting like a teenager alone at home for the first time, I doubt it though, his attitude seems more "terminal" than that.

The obvious answer is that Kayla and her family pressured him into breaking it off with April, he had to agree or be humiliated online by losing his wife and kids like everyone said he would. He agrees but tells April that it's just temporary. April is heartbroken but knows that Nick still wants to be with her above Kayla, so she vague tweets, stalks him and gets in Kayla's way without being obvious.
Nick and Kayla attempt to "move on", it's a disaster. Nick is bitter because he doesn't have his side piece, he can't drink, do drugs, etc. His rebellious teen bullshit syndrome starts bubbling to the surface. After 2-3 days it implodes, he probably punches himself in the head repeatedly, but this time something is different? And someone is on Kayla's side enough to get her to leave. She does and Nick proceeds to drink and go on every YT chat he can to correct the record.

Pure speculation of course, but seems like a real possibility.

 

[mailfrawd]

What is it people say about porn abuse and inhibited arousal? Cut it off for, like, a week and you're looking A-Okay? Could Nick even do that without his cock shriveling off?

Doubtful, dopamine is a helluva drug. Books that talk about porn addiction suggest it takes 60-90 days to really fully reset or “remold” your brain to stop wanting to pleasure seek constantly. /r/nofap also talks about this as well, suggesting a full reset for 90 days.

 

[Desktop User2]

April is heartbroken but knows that Nick still wants to be with her above Kayla, so she vague tweets, stalks him and gets in Kayla's way without being obvious.
Nick and Kayla attempt to "move on", it's a disaster. Nick is bitter because he doesn't have his side piece, he can't drink, do drugs, etc. His rebellious teen bullshit syndrome starts bubbling to the surface. After 2-3 days it implodes, he probably punches himself in the head repeatedly, but this time something is different? And someone is on Kayla's side enough to get her to leave. She does and Nick proceeds to drink and go on every YT chat he can to correct the record.

April is openly stating she wants to be with Nick, the kids and Kayla are at the house as seen on his cooking streams and his parents are visiting, driving the kids and doing groceries for them.