Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

My Good, here's Dildo complaining about not being able to find a str8 man. Tell me, Dillon, how can a man be str8 if he's interested in you Dylan? I kean, this is what all the charade comes down to.

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I've been a little out-of-the-loop on Dydlo for a while, but is this the first time he's referenced potentially cutting his dick off? ("buying a pussy" as the insufferable faggot calls it) I always thought he's was too much of a narcissistic gay to ever contemplate doing that.
 
I've been a little out-of-the-loop on Dydlo for a while, but is this the first time he's referenced potentially cutting his dick off? ("buying a pussy" as the insufferable faggot calls it) I always thought he's was too much of a narcissistic gay to ever contemplate doing that.
I interpreted it as a crass way of referring to the hypothetical cat being purchased.
 
I don't think Dyl's handlers would ever let him get the stinkditch surgery. Despite them pandering to these crazy faggots, they know full well the success rate and likely outcome for that shit, and Dylan is one of the most famous Troons after their astroturfing campaign, and the Bud Light fiasco.
He's also histrionic as fuck, if he got a botched 'ditch there is no way they could keep his freakout about it under wraps, and the last thing they want, at a time when normies are already peaking at an exponential rate, is America's most famous cross dresser having a histrionic meltdown on Xitter or TikTok about the necrotic, festering amhole he had installed, and how his urethra is prolapsing, and how he can't cope with dilating, and the colon slime making everything stink, Dyldo drawing attention to the reality of Troon surgery is a PR nightmare his handlers would not risk.
 
A 20 minute date? Does that exist anywhere outside Grindr? Would even gay men travel that far for a "20 minute date"?
That's a good point that I didn't think of. Going by real dates, and not pump-and-dump hookups, that's barely enough time to get a coffee. What would even be the point as a woman (or "woman," in this case) when you're probably spending at least that much time getting ready?

My Good, here's Dildo complaining about not being able to find a str8 man. Tell me, Dillon, how can a man be str8 if he's interested in you Dylan? I kean, this is what all the charade comes down to.

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He says the book is from the 80s, but it was actually published in 1995. According to Wikipedia, one of the authors was married, but is now divorced, but the other author is still married after 21 years.

Reading the summary, these "rules" seem to heavily rely on the "feminine mystique," and following some level of traditional gender interactions. Like men initiate the interactions but women determine the length and outcome of these interactions. They might (but not likely) work with a tranny who passes really, really well on a man who is secretly bisexual, but keeps it on the down-low. But Dylan doesn't pass, especially irl, and, I'd almost say more importantly, is way too desperate for these rules to ever work, especially on a purely straight man. I'd say he needs to be more realistic, but he's a tranny, so...
 
My Good, here's Dildo complaining about not being able to find a str8 man. Tell me, Dillon, how can a man be str8 if he's interested in you Dylan? I kean, this is what all the charade comes down to.

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Does he legit think he’s a “hot gal”? I guess that’s why he thought he could use tips for an actual woman to get guys. No wonder he angrily started tearing the pages out. He’s resigned himself to becoming a male old maid.
 
Does he legit think he’s a “hot gal”? I guess that’s why he thought he could use tips for an actual woman to get guys. No wonder he angrily started tearing the pages out. He’s resigned himself to becoming a male old maid.

Dylan doesn't even pass that well as a woman, let alone as a "hot gal." He'll never be a real woman, ever.
I bet he thinks that because he has endless, random Grindr hookups with married men over 50 who have an ugly tranny fetish that he can actually snag someone that looks like a young Brad Pitt. When he conveniently forgets that they force him to leave the lights off and scream, NO TOUCHING OR KISSING". "JUST LIE THERE TILL I CUM".
 
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Ouch. That’s a really bad and sappy version of a song from the Broadway show Into the Woods by Steven Sondheim. A great dark comedy. Very entertaining if you like musicals.

The song cautions against lying to children in order to protect them. (And against lying to them for your own weak and selfish reasons too.) Into the Woods was all about “be careful what you wish for” and how you pursue getting your wishes granted. What you do and say matters. Hmmm.

Dig up Bernadette Peter’s version at Carnegie Hall on YT and be truly moved by a great song and an incredible performer. But that’s real star power for ya.

ETA: The Rules was practical old school dating advice slightly updated for liberated modern gals. Basically it was about playing hard to get so you’d be alluring and mysterious, to retain your dignity if it didn’t go anywhere, and to inspire the man to actively pursue you. A little cringey, but sound advice if you wanted to land a reasonably assertive mate who was glad to have won your affections. (Because you were picky and dismissive and made him work for it.). Dating culture has changed a lot since it was published, so it’s not surprising that Dylan was all “fuck that!”.
 
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I bet he thinks that because he has endless, random Grindr hookups with married men over 50 who have an ugly tranny fetish that he can actually snag someone that looks like a young Brad Pitt. When he conveniently forgets that they force him to leave the lights off and scream, NO TOUCHING OR KISSING". "JUST LIE THERE TILL I CUM".
I don't think he has any hook ups, but I think he is just stupid enough to - at least on a superficial level - believe the handmaidens in his comments "yasss gurl" and "slay queen"-ing him.
 
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