Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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He is morphing into modern day Madonna
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I see hanging out with cumdump bimbos like the escortrashians, lady tranniega (now I mean it as an insult because she's such a handmaiden), and whatever botox'ed out receptacle he's friends with has also gotten him hooked on fillers and botox. Those are some early signs of filler bloating. he must've gotten hyaluronic acid injections. the type that stays in your face and slowly swells over time because it sucks water up to increase in size. He's an anorexic, bony little man yet he has that signature ho'llyweird puff. When you're skinny and vapid, like most sluttywoods celebrities are, yet you've a huge face due to filler OR alcohol bloating (bloat-less lindsay lohan says hi).

He looks disgusting. give it a few years and he'll look so puffy and skinny he will be a walking funkpop. days of funkopop! I seriously dont understand why anorexic troonsluts like dylan get boto. fucker, it makes your face bigger. do you wanna be skinny or not? pick a fucking lane, trannie.
 
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Good lord


This is what it's supposed to sound like:


Here's this, too

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To those that don't usually watch the videos, he shaves in an Uber and gets stood up by a literal clown.
 
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NoReturn said:
To those that don't usually watch the videos, he shaves in an Uber and gets stood up by a literal clown.
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He starts immediately seething about it, but in a very "how does this make me look?" kind of way... so it becomes completely unsurprising when he reveals at the end that it was a scheduling issue (the guy's clown college rehearsals ran late), and not the guy being based/an asshole.

The fact that it was an avant-garde theater clown makes me think that it was a legitimate homosexual who likes cross-dressing gays, and not some chaser deluding himself into thinking he's straight.
 
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Jesus, the uncanny valley on that youtube preview. He looks like he just crawled out of someone's TV seven days after they watched the video. I can't put my finger on exactly what's weirding me out here. There's a sickly tint to the skin and the eyebrows don't seem properly aligned with the rest of his head, but I'm not sure that's the extent of it.
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I can’t imagine wanting to date Dylan. Not only for the fact that he’s a weird-looking troon, but because your entire relationship is going to be broadcast on TikTok. The first time you bang, there’s going to be a bunch of faghags squeeing about it. Every fight will be judged by an audience of zoomers who only hear about his side. Hell, you’d probably need to be approved by his management.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I can’t imagine wanting to date Dylan. Not only for the fact that he’s a weird-looking troon, but because your entire relationship is going to be broadcast on TikTok. The first time you bang, there’s going to be a bunch of faghags squeeing about it. Every fight will be judged by an audience of zoomers who only hear about his side. Hell, you’d probably need to be approved by his management.
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I highly doubt that Dylan hasn't dated or had sex since the start of his public transition in 2022. There's got to be Hollywood and/or some other elite type chasers who would give anything for that opportunity. Maybe alotta money, discreetly deposited in a Cayman Islands bank account. If that is happening (and I would not be surprised if it were) I suspect that it has been firewalled in the biggest way possible to protect his brand. Maybe even with ironclad NDAs.

Being perceived as the Wholesome Virginal Troon is a critical part of Dylan's persona. Dylan is that sweet but tragically lonely troon who longs for a suitable BF. Way back in March of 2023 he mused about being ready for his "first kiss" and first BF post transition:

“I want the first person to be amazing and lovely and special.”
“I want someone a little quieter than I am. Someone who really can honor that I got a lot going on and that I’m independent, but at the end of the day can cuddle, eat dinner together and just laugh,” she said, adding: “I need somebody to make me laugh a little bit.”
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Note the "cuddling" reference. No icky, sticky, illusion breaking sex! With that dick he undoubtably still has. Just cuddly affection, companionship and laughter! Girls just want to live, laugh, love! Dylan the Maiden.

The topic of kissing and BFs has not been revisited since then, from what I can tell. He hit the promo circuit with it in March of 2023, yapping about it to People, eonline, Pink News, etc. I suspect they had big plans for that narrative arc. Maybe even something fun and exciting lined up to feed it. And then the debut of the ill fated Bud Lite video occurred in April of 2023. (Sad trombone.) During the Bud Lite firestorm I'm sure it became very clear to Team Dylan that the line he was treading suddenly was very thin and very fragile indeed.

So I'd say don't expect a public BF story line anytime soon. Or ever, really. That would be very risky at this point. The Bud Lite thing has calmed down, but it is a part of US cultural history now and won't be forgotten anytime soon. The music video backfired. Faghag barely made a ripple. (How many shows did he do? 4? Ouch.) We'll see how his Paper Doll book does. But it's not likely to provide the boost Team Dylan is hoping and praying for. The preorder price on Amazon has already been discounted 41% (LOL!) to $14.99.
 
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Dear Dyldo,

It seems you missed that first day of girl-school where they hand out the Official "How to Sit Like a Lady" manual. Girls learn to sit with knees together, ankles crossed, and backs straight. I'm shocked you don't know this since you have ALWAYS been a girl (for 400 days or whatever). Every woman girl knows that the first rule of being a girl—especially when dressed in our daintiest frocks is to not flash the goods. In this vid you have all the grace of a linebacker in a dollar-store wig.

Maybe you missed class that day due to period cramps eating Taco Bell or perhaps you misplaced the handbook on "Appropriate Sitting Techniques to Maintain Modesty and Dignity" most girls receive when they are three or so. In any case your posture emphasizes your obviously male shoulders and hilariously flat chest. Those square shoulders and that tragic chest really drive home the titty skitties are not doing you any favors. On a positive note you've truly mastered the art of that unmistakable "serial killer who moonlights as a truck stop queen" aesthetic—right down to the slouched stance that screams, "I run on gas station coffee and questionable life choices."

As a side note you also appear to be in violation of Rule PA689 which states:

Thou shalt not wear underwear darker than thy dress

Now, sure, there’s some debate on this in modern times. Some women choose to make a bold statements by letting the outline of their hips and curves peek through. But bless your heart, you’re curvy as a broomstick, with pancake, Hank Hill ass. If you’re working with zero curves, maybe avoid drawing attention to your concave booty. Perhaps I should say this in terms you will understand:

👏 Do Better 👏

Yours truly,

ihavequestions
graduate of the Ladies Girls Finishing School
 
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NoReturn said:
Good lord
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This is what it's supposed to sound like:
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There is not one thing about Dyl that is female. All his mannerisms are those of an extremely camp and zesty homosexual.
He's just a mincing fag.
That Heretical musical number was amusing. He should take his own advice. His woman LARP is unconvincing and bizarre.
robobobo said:
Jesus, the uncanny valley on that youtube preview. He looks like he just crawled out of someone's TV seven days after they watched the video. I can't put my finger on exactly what's weirding me out here. There's a sickly tint to the skin and the eyebrows don't seem properly aligned with the rest of his head, but I'm not sure that's the extent of it.
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He's fucking Lovecraftian. I can just picture a Lovecraft protagonist thats inherited a family estate with an old rambling priory somewhere, that renovates it and moves in (despite the warnings of locals), to be disturbed by noises at night, finally investigating to discover Dyldo living in the sub basement behind a hidden doorway, emerging at night to knaw on the bones of tramps he drags back to his lair...
 
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Ngl. I wrote my other sperg there without having watched the vid of him talking about getting stood up. My bad. And my apologies.

But thankfully I don't have to eat my words too much. Looks like the high drama first kiss!/first BF! narrative has been tossed aside and replaced with a more discreet and casual "So I've been dating... So I was kissing this guy at the bar and he asked me out...So I globe trotted over to Amsterdam and got ready for the date in an Uber... So he stood me up because he lost time at his rehearsal... So maybe we'll have dinner some other time?" sort of material. Not quite the fully Virginal Troon persona, but still wholesome, still relatable (and romantic and enviable), and still tragically thwarted in love. All told in an intimate, confiding fashion with a dash of product placement, natch!

The grift goes on.
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
My Good, here's Dildo complaining about not being able to find a str8 man. Tell me, Dillon, how can a man be str8 if he's interested in you Dylan? I kean, this is what all the charade comes down to.

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Has it occurred to Dylan that this book worked for the women being mentioned because they're... well... female? The magical thinking needs to stop.
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
My Good, here's Dildo complaining about not being able to find a str8 man. Tell me, Dillon, how can a man be str8 if he's interested in you Dylan? I kean, this is what all the charade comes down to.

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Just the sheer denial of reality. These fucks exist in hugboxes and around sycophants who tell them what they want to hear because they're either indoctrinated by gendershit nonsense or they don't want a tantrum, thing is Troons are extremely mentally ill people with no sense of self, that's why they're dependent on external "validation", something normal people don't really care about if you're confident in yourself.

Then they run into reality hard and it leaves them confused, angry and resentful.
No straight, heterosexual man is going to want a relationship with another man.
By definition, or they wouldn't be straight.
You can try to change language and you can play along with a fetishist and their delusions, but it doesn't change cold hard facts.

In reality you are what you are. Artificially fucking up your bodies hormones and endocrine system, and mutilating your genitals to make surgically created abhorrent replica of the opposite sex doesn't change what you are.
There are countless stories of Troons that tried to hook up with guys, and even the ones who "pass" once it reaches an intimate state, everything about the persons instincts streams MALE THIS IS A MAN and they recoil in horror.
"GellyNails" on the Tranny L's thread is a perfect example of this.

It's actually cruel to keep deluding these freaks instead of being honest.
It's still funny though, so fuck 'em.
 
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