Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

He is morphing into modern day Madonna
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Yeah it is still being compared to a real woman. A woman in her mid 60s who looks closer to 80 who's had so much surgery she looks like an alien now, but still a woman
Even though Madonna looks like an alien now, the comparison to a pop icon would have Dyldo on cloud 9 and she'd be his next skinsuit.
 
Even though Madonna looks like an alien now, the comparison to a pop icon would have Dyldo on cloud 9 and she'd be his next skinsuit.
Not just "a" pop icon. It's Madonna. Madonna's for the gays what... see, I can't make the comparison because THIS IS the standard of the comparison: "X is to Y what Madonna is for the gays".
 
They also took out Ursula's entire "it's she who holds her tongue who gets a man" verse. Absolutely unforgivable.
That doesn't even make sense, because Ursula is a villain who is manipulating Ariel to give up her voice. Her giving up her voice is then why she nearly doesn't get Eric, because he isn't shallow and superficial as Ursula claims all men are! After he finds out she's a mermaid, he nearly drowns saving Ariel because her voice, personality and sweet nature are more important than human legs (although she does get them in the end anyway).

The morals of the original Disney adaptation basically boil down to that you shouldn't try and entirely change yourself for someone else; someone worth loving will love you for being you... and it's the support of your family and friends that help you achieve your dreams, you shouldn't turn your back on loved ones because you want to reinvent yourself. Plus I guess don't listen to bigoted generalisations (Triton thinking all humans are evil, Ursula claiming all men care about is a pretty face) and don't trust people who promise you the Earth.

Actually once you type it out you can sort of see why they weren't happy keeping that unchanged in Current Year.
We missed more boring Dyltoks.
Also some particularly offputting outfits.
This is what he wore to the Susan Alexandra x Rachel Antonoff show during New York Fashion Week:
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Then he participated in an art show that's basically a less interesting rip off of an old Alexander McQueen show
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This was followed by a couple of other shows
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Since then he went to the premiere of "My Old Ass" (a new Aubrey Plaza vehicle). He's got a Coach handbag from their Pride collection (Fire Island is a gay sex party island) followed by an Emmys after party
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and then the real reason for this post, he was at the premiere of "Will and Harper", which a film made by Will Ferrell about his friend who transitioned. Dylan has a very weird appearance and then he's joined by Harper for some photos, and then his Dad for some more
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The morals of the original Disney adaptation basically boil down to that you shouldn't try and entirely change yourself for someone else; someone worth loving will love you for being you... and it's the support of your family and friends that help you achieve your dreams, you shouldn't turn your back on loved ones because you want to reinvent yourself. Plus I guess don't listen to bigoted generalisations (Triton thinking all humans are evil, Ursula claiming all men care about is a pretty face) and don't trust people who promise you the Earth.

Actually once you type it out you can sort of see why they weren't happy keeping that unchanged in Current Year.
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Also some particularly offputting outfits.
No matter how he's dressed, or made up or wigged, his face still reads drag queen.

I love that brittle smile he had while being photographed with the old trooned out refrigerator in a dress too. Think of your happy place next time, Dylan.
 
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All the twisting, knee bending and shoulder dropping in the world can't hide those. Especially when the eye travels down to his twink hips and back up again.
And don't forget those ugly, thin legs. They do resemble knotted string.

And of you have big feet, wear some footwear that makes them look even bigger.

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