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You realize he'd take that as a complement, right?
Yeah it is still being compared to a real woman. A woman in her mid 60s who looks closer to 80 who's had so much surgery she looks like an alien now, but still a womanYou realize he'd take that as a complement, right?
Even though Madonna looks like an alien now, the comparison to a pop icon would have Dyldo on cloud 9 and she'd be his next skinsuit.Yeah it is still being compared to a real woman. A woman in her mid 60s who looks closer to 80 who's had so much surgery she looks like an alien now, but still a woman
Not just "a" pop icon. It's Madonna. Madonna's for the gays what... see, I can't make the comparison because THIS IS the standard of the comparison: "X is to Y what Madonna is for the gays".Even though Madonna looks like an alien now, the comparison to a pop icon would have Dyldo on cloud 9 and she'd be his next skinsuit.
Did this insufferable faggot get bolt-ons at some point?
I don’t believe so, he barely even has estrogen moobs. He legit looks anorexic.Did this insufferable faggot get bolt-ons at some point?
I don't know if he really would. As you said looking like a 80 year old when you are in your thirties (he is right?) wouldn't sound nice to me. But hey try complimenting a woman with "You look just like Dylan" and see what happensYou realize he'd take that as a complement, right?
Nope. No bolt ons. He's been on E for a while. Maybe a year? Iirc, there's a TikTok of him holding a syringe and talking a bit about it back in the thread somewhere.Did this insufferable faggot get bolt-ons at some point?
That doesn't even make sense, because Ursula is a villain who is manipulating Ariel to give up her voice. Her giving up her voice is then why she nearly doesn't get Eric, because he isn't shallow and superficial as Ursula claims all men are! After he finds out she's a mermaid, he nearly drowns saving Ariel because her voice, personality and sweet nature are more important than human legs (although she does get them in the end anyway).They also took out Ursula's entire "it's she who holds her tongue who gets a man" verse. Absolutely unforgivable.
Also some particularly offputting outfits.We missed more boring Dyltoks.
He's 27. Dyldo has nowhere near enough braincells to take that comparison as an insult.I don't know if he really would. As you said looking like a 80 year old when you are in your thirties (he is right?) wouldn't sound nice to me.
The morals of the original Disney adaptation basically boil down to that you shouldn't try and entirely change yourself for someone else; someone worth loving will love you for being you... and it's the support of your family and friends that help you achieve your dreams, you shouldn't turn your back on loved ones because you want to reinvent yourself. Plus I guess don't listen to bigoted generalisations (Triton thinking all humans are evil, Ursula claiming all men care about is a pretty face) and don't trust people who promise you the Earth.
Actually once you type it out you can sort of see why they weren't happy keeping that unchanged in Current Year.
No matter how he's dressed, or made up or wigged, his face still reads drag queen.Also some particularly offputting outfits.
Also, no matter how anorexic he looks like, those shoulders never stop being manly broad.No matter how he's dressed, or made up or wigged, his face still reads drag queen.
All the twisting, knee bending and shoulder dropping in the world can't hide those. Especially when the eye travels down to his twink hips and back up again.Also, no matter how anorexic he looks like, those shoulders never stop being manly broad.
And don't forget those ugly, thin legs. They do resemble knotted string.All the twisting, knee bending and shoulder dropping in the world can't hide those. Especially when the eye travels down to his twink hips and back up again.
It's not that he's 27, it's that Madonna is a gay icon. For gay MEN.He's 27. Dyldo has nowhere near enough braincells to take that comparison as an insult.
Is anyone gonna mention his man fingers?And don't forget those ugly, thin legs. They do resemble knotted string.
And of you have big feet, wear some footwear that makes them look even bigger.
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