Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

He might not have fucked his Mom (I hope)

That's because Nick's mom wouldn't talk about sex with him when he was a child/teenager. If she had then he could've gotten everything he wanted!

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

It doesn't. I'm not saying it's a smart scheme to engage in this FUNNY and WEIRD kayfabe. It just all smacks of Nick thinking "We can totally troll the gay lawgs by tweeting ridiculous things and watching the Karen Farms go crazy over it." Throw in some intoxicants and cope, and this retarded plan would seem like the funniest thing in the world to them.

So you be sayin that Nicky is trying to do the information overload tactic Chris Chan pioneered.

 

[Festivus]

I was never that big on Ralph content, outside of seeing him get his face smashed in. He is just dumb, unintelligent people don't interest me, I find narcissistic people like Nick self imploding and reducing themselves from self made millionaires to brain-dead, broke drug addicts far more entertaining.
Ralph was just a woman beating piece of primo trailer park trash and his life went the way one can expect it to.

The peak of Ralph "content" wasn't his content, he was just the guy with the least to lose so he hosted crazy people. Ralph (unlike guys like Sargon and Jim) didn't care if he lost a channel because he could move the panels around and knew people would follow him so long as the guest booking stayed good. He just burned too many bridges to have a successful panel show and it's no surprise the IRL content ticked up in a big way as the quality of guests declined. Behind the scenes I'm sure people had soured on Ralph way sooner but his Portugal trip and other mishaps were too good for people to pass up on. People were willing to overlook Ralph's "personality quirks" because he consistently got guests that people asked for, the second the guests started drying up people were just waiting to pounce.

 

[Folgers Can]

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I wish this tweet meant that Kayla finally left, but if she hasn’t at this point, I don’t think she ever will.

So @Null finally "did the right thing" and amped up the $6K to the $20K it'd take to beat Nick's offer for an NDA? Wherever the bidding war goes, Balldo-boy can't afford it, girl!

 

[Drama Trauma]

I'm not as familiar with Nick's drunk streams, but from the clips I saw it seems he stutters a lot whem he is wasted compared to when he is not.

He stuttered a lot in the call on Melton's stream.

 

[thebigdream]

"well whatdya think about thaaat fancy lawyer man"
"THEy'RE BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING, that's not your height and that makes the warrant invalid!"
"yer right, I'm 6'2 bish"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

For those following the April YouTube playlist saga, April has updated the Molly in Paradise one today as well as two other new playlists.

 

[thebigdream]

For those following the April YouTube playlist saga, April has updated the Molly in Paradise one today as well as two other new playlists.

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Warning to all those with white sensibilities, Mafia Muzic is full of the most niggo music imaginable. Maybe she and Nick bond over getting blacked as well.

New Beginnings is generic white girl shit.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

So, this is after someone threw it back up, right? Because whatever that shit is, it isn't anything I recognize as involving any part of "sausage gravy and biscuits".

 

[Procrastinhater]

As has been stated by a few earlier in this thread, Nick is a libertine, and as with all libertines, his experimentation with darker and more depraved experiences will eventually reach the point of no return. Who knows how far he's willing to go in order to satisfy his urges. For the sake of the innocent souls trapped in his wake, I pray that he doesn't go too far down into the abyss.

Oh hell naw. I seen where this shit is heading...

MANGIA!

So, this is after someone threw it back up, right? Because whatever that shit is, it isn't anything I recognize as involving any part of "sausage gravy and biscuits".

MANGIA!!

 

[Stiffy]

I'll say it again, Nick has unresolved childhood trauma issues regarding his mother Celeste as most pathological narcissists do. It can only be two possibilities. She was either an "absent" or "dead mother" emotionally unavailable to him as a toddler, or she coddled/smothered him, and he was never able to fully separate from her and become an individual.
I've poked at him over the months in stream chats about his perceived "mommy" issues, and most responses have been things like "I don't have any mother issues", "I had a wonderful childhood".
The bottom line is he knows she's the golden ticket to furthering his lazy, libertine depraved lifestyle, but I will almost guarantee he deeply resents her. Bob seems to be more of a door mat codependent type. "Yes Dear" Whether it's just people pleasing for the comfortable lifestyle, or he's fucked up too not sure, but This fits the narrative that Celeste herself is also a narcissist.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

At the same time, Kayla has put up with this the whole time, I assume her family must have said something, but she hasn't really done anything about it. If you believe Aaron, he has said that she was freaking out about the whole situation but didn't know what to do because she didn't want to leave her kids (which makes zero sense because why would the kids be left with the cokehead father?).

I’ve been wondering if Nick convinced Kayla that he would get the kids due to her prescription drug use/abuse, and that’s why she hasn’t taken them and left.

 

[TexOffender]

Oh hell naw. I seen where this shit is heading...

MANGIA!

MANGIA!!

Well we saw his cooking streams so he already eats shit.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Bit of a shout-out of sorts:

"I don't go to Kiwifarms, because it's nerd shit, but I guess they hate Melton... GOOD! They should!" - Chad Zumock (paraphrased)

Chad is smart to hate Melton. Rational people should hate Melton. Nick is irrational.

 

[Desktop User2]

Well we saw his cooking streams so he already eats shit.

We have Nick, the president, most enthusiastically into shit

Melton, the Bishop, into Children (he looks more like the Duke tbf but anyways...)

 

[Kulee Baba]

So could Ethan Ralph have Nick Rekeita represent him over the misdemeanor? Because we know Ralph is absolutely broke and will have a hard time paying the fine much less paying a lawyer to represent him. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised because both men are baffling stupid. Reminds me of this Simpsons joke.

 

[Fapcop]

I dunno about you guys, but I’m still feeling the felting from last night!

Sure would suck if Rekieta called in to some other stream drunk just to clown on us some more.

It would be a real Chad thing to do, that’s for sure!

 

[Vibralldo]

I say we give it to him again this year, and then hang up his Hedonism tank top in the rafters of Kiwi Stadium next to The Classic. Just like CWC, we'll have an implicit "Besides him" clause for future votes.

Kiwi Farms Lolcow Hall of Fame
We have to do it

 

[Captain Manning]

Chad is smart to hate Melton. Rational people should hate Melton. Nick is irrational.

I kinda like what I have seen from Zumock thus far, but I am sure I am "wrong" and missing something that would change my mind. I have a pretty negative impression of the Dabbleverse in general, so it wouldn't be hard.

He's been right about Rekieta and Melton though.

Basically his argument is that all four members of the polycule (including Aaron) suck. That dovetails with the prevailing opinion here. He also believes Melton, Karl, Moody, and the puppet are shit too. Which also seems to dovetail with the opinion here. Earlier in the stream, he also threw shit on that @Rocko guy that signed up here to suck Melton off, while threatening to get KF shut down using EU law if we didn't stop shitting on Melton.

Plus, him going off on Nick on that earlier stream, when Nick was in chat, was pretty funny. To date he's the only "dabbler" that has made me laugh. Especially the April parts.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I dunno about you guys, but I’m still feeling the felting from last night!

Sure would suck if Rekieta called in to some other stream drunk just to clown on us some more.

It would be a real Chad thing to do, that’s for sure!

Nick is also feeling it, on his backside after Bob was told that Nick had incriminated himself again online, harassed, defamed and lowkey threatened Aaron (who is a witness against him in a criminal case) and talked about seeing other men's penises.

He will have gotten a good spanking. If he is lucky just with a normal belt. If he is unlucky with the metal studded hot topic belt.