Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[Hennimore]

Josh claims that he has sent NAL a "peace offering". He doesn't say what it is but I'm gonna guess a Dave's Double with everything on it minus the ketchup.

 

[Crab Latte]

No like it's physically person shaped, here I outlined it.
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LOL when I started watching the stream today, she was up already but I thought she was asleep and that was her body I had a jump scare when she walked back into frame

 

[PigFarm]

I know kf has a weird love of cobra but he needs the attention just as much as her bpd ass does. He's barely got family, his fans are through a screen and his ego needs a personal touch when stroked. If nal ever actually gets over him and moves on, he's going to feel empty and bored

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Josh claims that he has sent NAL a "peace offering".

This will never end.

 

[Cambiar]

Putting aside that everything in this peace offering is hilariously and needlessly inflammatory, it won't work because Jessica is trying to reestablish contact by acting out. No end in sight.

 

[Hennimore]

I know kf has a weird love of cobra but he needs the attention just as much as her bpd ass does. He's barely got family, his fans are through a screen and his ego needs a personal touch when stroked. If nal ever actually gets over him and moves on, he's going to feel empty and bored

You're absolutely right. They are both getting exactly what they want. NAL gets the attention she so desperately craves and Josh gets to further fuel his persona. He has ranted about gender relations for years despite having no real experience but now he can put it into practice. Josh isn't innocent in all this. I had a bit more sympathy for him at the beginning because NAL is genuinely batshit in a way Josh isn't, at least isn't all the time, but now that we know Josh has been texting her multiple times a day and sending her crap in the mail there is a lot less room to feel sorry for him. The only caveat Josh has going for him is that he is legit retarded and extremely low IQ, especially when you take into consideration the amount of damage he has done to his already low IQ with all the paint fumes and duster he has inhaled over the years. Jessica is no Mensa member but she isn't as intellectually crippled as Josh is and you could make the argument that she is exploiting his inability to deal with social situations for her own gain. If you ask me Jessica is doing this for more than attention. She has made it well known that there is an element of jealousy when it comes to the amount of money Josh makes off his pay pigs. Personally I think this has all been a ploy to siphon pay pigs to her streams but because of Jessica's inability to not act crazy for more than an hour she has sabotaged her own efforts.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

JFC if Cobes keeps nutting in her there's no telling what abomination they might create. I know we decided eugenics is bad and all, but maybe we can sterilize just these two as a little treat.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

JFC if Cobes keeps nutting in her there's no telling what abomination they might create. I know we decided eugenics is bad and all, but maybe we can sterilize just these two as a little treat.

Let the boy cook. He’s going make a baby like he makes his food hacks, but instead of extra ingredients the baby will have extra chromosomes.

 

[lemon_zest]

JFC if Cobes keeps nutting in her there's no telling what abomination they might create. I know we decided eugenics is bad and all, but maybe we can sterilize just these two as a little treat.

bold of you to assume either of them have any level of fertility considering their rampant alcohol/drug use/her age

 

[Mister Uno]

bold of you to assume either of them have any level of fertility considering their rampant alcohol/drug use/her age

Life finds a way.
Seriously if she did wind up getting pregnant I think this is one of those cases I would say "fetus deletus". Neither of them should have a kid.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Life finds a way.
Seriously if she did wind up getting pregnant I think this is one of those cases I would say "fetus deletus". Neither of them should have a kid.

She's also got rampant hormone problems from her goiter. Everything in the universe is preventing her from ever being pregnant.

 

[Molly Millions]

The crazy thing is that Jessica could probably be a better mother than Casey Anthony but she won't even get a chance to try

 

[The Queen of Autists]

bold of you to assume either of them have any level of fertility considering their rampant alcohol/drug use/her age

Life finds a way ….oops ninja’d

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Look, the odds aren't great, but do we really want to leave it to nature to spare us a future race of bog-demons who thrive in the poisoned landscape climate change has made for us? Do we want our children and our children's children battling with saggy titted howlers over the remaining salvageable loot in the abandoned walmarts?

If we all learned NAL was breeding with a jackal to usher in the antichrist, would we turn a blind eye and go "I'm sure biologically that won't work," or would we put an end to the bloodline now, before it could fester and overtake life as we know it? Our ancestors knew how to deal with a bog demons. I say it's time to grab the pitchforks and the IUDs

 

[Molly Millions]

I'm willing to bet that he accidentally sent her that sandwich just like he probably accidentally sent her thar Wendy's. Cobra is trying to save face by calling it a peace offering.

He's retarded and lies constantly so who knows.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the possibility of a bog baby has been discussed many times in the cobra thread. but overall i think even if NAL did have a bog baby she would almost 100 percent kill it due to neglect. we see how she treats cats and other animals. an actual baby would be even worse.

imagine a baby crawling around on the floor of her hoard getting into the broken glass she leaves around while she drunkenly screams at her parents.

it would be amazing if the kid made it a whole year. this is also not counting later years when they could talk and start crying. NAL would be like those people you see on dr phil who are arguing with children.

 

[anliteralidiot]

imagine a baby crawling around on the floor of her hoard getting into the broken glass she leaves around while she drunkenly screams at her parents.

It might be the baby fever, but just the thought of a baby in her house gives me anxiety... Knowing she has a baby kitten there already makes me supremely upset.

 

[Crab Latte]

She has posted a response to his "peace offering"

Free Sandwich: *exsists*
Jessica Boyle: "Yeah, that's what YOU want sweetheart. It's all about YOU."

A peace offering would be Josh flying her out to Casper.
This sub DOESN'T CUT IT, she says.

"I don't take shitty food as a peace offering,"
"Leave me alone"
"You know what kind of food I like"

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Life finds a way.
Seriously if she did wind up getting pregnant I think this is one of those cases I would say "fetus deletus". Neither of them should have a kid.

Let Jason have a chance at life! He could ring the bell in the clock tower mansion.

 

[Crab Latte]

DING DONG, the witch is live!

https://www.youtube.com/live/WD0cqAyWpqQ




Say Cobras been sending her 'little love notes all day' and that she dumped the 2 lb sub behind Walmart for 'the critters'. Could have given it to a homeless person but I digress. They probably hide from her too.

Which old witch? The wicked witch!