Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

Is there a possibility curry-nigga can get bailed out and then run for it to any of the "sanctuary" cities?
That seems to be the only way Pajeet Ashitstreet can stay in the United States.

Could she get bail? It's possible if she is found to have credible fear for her asylum claim, but even credible fear doesn't mean she gets bail. Bail is up to judge. If the judge think she's just bullshitting to remain in the country he/she is likely to keep her in detention as a way to motivate her to just give up and go back to India rather than pursue a lengthy, costly asylum claim in the courts.

Sanctuary city doesn't protect Nina from ICE. Sanctuary cities only mean the local police force won't fuck with immigration issues. If the local cops pick up someone and discover they are here illegally they don't pick up the phone to alert ICE. ICE does it's things, local cops do there's. Sanctuaries cities are usually more about local cops saying we don't want to do ICE's job than they are about protecting illegals.
 
Love the 'she's married to a us citizen' meme, Greta has now confirmed publicly their marriage is not valid.

So no, el Niño is not married to a us citizen and as we've repeatedly said if he was it still wouldn't marry. His immigration status shows he's here on an expired visa period. It's game over for him.
 
"Jaden" is only 17 years old.

That's actually really saddening. I hope he wisens up pretty quickly and distances himself from these deranged fanatics, or he'll just become yet another trans SJW fanatic lolcow here after he becomes an adult.

Since shit is going so fast,

There needs to be an information thread or PM with all the major info. of the major events with links to the original archives and sources.

Something chronological like:
  • When Greta "visited" Null
  • The uncovering of TLL missing almost all their calls
  • Greta and Nina detailing their extravagant and disgusting life style (fb posts etc.) and wasting of money potentially from TLL. As well as their hate towards detractors, the U.S. and anyone that doesn't agree with them.
  • Elizabeth's suicide, their attempt to pass blame onto us, and his wife revealing they ignored his calls plus Greta and his friends trying to harass the wife into silence over the reveal.
  • Nina getting caught by border patrol, the info on Nina being an illegal, the marriage being a sham and Greta's posts from the past stating they knew all of this and did nothing.
  • Greta's use of TLL to start a harassment campaign against ICE and the lies such as them crashing the detainment center's phones, claims of racism/sexism/fears of persecution, the asylum push etc.
Preferably keep the sources down to Greta and Nina, none of their friends, since that just adds clutter.

Yes, and with links to various evidence that we've collected.

EDIT Oh, I see there already is such a thread now. Awesome!

I would suggest a Lolcow news article, a special thread (@Null and @King n Yellow have started such threads), and a format for use in general PMs and social media posts.

Doesn't the lolcow news article cover those events?

There was supposed to be a lolcow news article. I forget where in this thread Null spoke of this (think it was somewhere between Page 70-120), but he said maybe 2-3 months ago people had offered to write an article laying out evidence TLL was a scam. They never did it and interest in her after her infamous journey to Null's mother's house waned. Obviously the impetus to do this now is extremely high, so hopefully it'll be done very soon.

What I particularly like is that nobody seems to be able to directly address the criticisms beyond "uh the line is understaffed cant blame them." They can't respond to the question of what happened to the green card money or why Greta thinks it's okay to victim-blame a widow. They've steamed in with this absolute belief in the rightness of their cause, that it's racism and transphobia and Grina are the good guys and ICE are literally Hitler. When presented with the idea that maybe it's not a black-and-white issue, and evidence that Greta is not the saint they imagine, they're completely lost.

Founders of a suicide hotline are naturally sympathetic, and no one wants to believe someone they view as one of their heroes is really a stupid and corrupt criminal- especially those who are in a demographic as small and marginalized as theirs. And people are generally stupid anyway. I'm not surprised at all people are reacting as they are to people like @Manapan and whoever it was Greta threatened recently.

Information is power and immigration lawyers spent years learning the complex maze of immigration laws, some like to act more like wizards and not explain or clarify anything unless they are forced too. It keeps their clients ignorant, scared and paying.

That's very disheartening to hear. The lawyers are almost as detestable as Greta and Nina are. Good thing I'm a law-abiding and native American citizen and I don't have to worry about any of this shit.

However, Nina was picked up by ICE and then claimed asylum. She is facing an adversarial asylum claim meaning the government is going to fight you on it from day one aggressively, every step of the way.

Yeah, any system is going to not be happy with you if you inexcusably refuse to adhere to their laws and processes for so long, and then you go "Oh, uh, I want asylum status!" right when they discover your wrongdoing.
 
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For those wondering how Greta will try and blame us:

We "distracted" her long after her godfundme scam for a greencard to the point she came across the country to threaten someone for stuff that had actually nothing to do with her.

Of course, the great irony is that Greta is completely correct, they themselves aren't particularly vulnerable. The way we simply gaze on their life as opposed to someone else means we're not going after someone "more vulnerable" because Greta can stand on her own two hooves feet. Indeed, as cows go Greta is a remarkable armoured beast covered in plate and chain mail swinging knives and wielding crossbows.

Greta is a shock and awe type of beast, the hope for the one knock out punch in a fell swoop to stop bad people saying mean things.

The problem is, of course, Greta is but one person in a self proclaimed war against a group that not only understands battles of attrition but will actively revel in them if it leads to more content. We don't need to worry about one lone, charging beast, especially one as directionless as Greta who clearly understands so little.

The thing that becomes more obvious as we now dig deeper into Greta is their sheer bloody mindedness and utter incompetence. All that sound and fury, the road trip and right now, all because the ogre was too bloody stupid to stop tilting at windmills to fill in a form to make his child bride legal we're now seeing someone booted out of the country.

Not that Nina doesn't also deserve it, they've had their fingers in every grubby pie Greta has too. But it's amusing watching Greta bellow like a wounded animal now reality of being a fat, lazy old fuck is crashing into them.
 
And Greta, of *course* Nina's passport has her gender as male. It's incredibly unlikely she's even had it reissued in her current name, so it probably also shows a different name to any other ID she may have been carrying. Nothing suspicious about that, no sir.

But ultimately it's irrelevant. She's being deported because she never bothered to gain legal status after leaving Google. Not because she's brown. Not because her passport shows a different name/gender.

Whether Stephanie Weil is a Kiwi Farms troll is irrelevant. You cannot make Nina's situation better by lying about why she is being detained. You'll only make fools of your friends and supporters by doing that.

Anyone supporting this slimeball was pretty much a fool to start.
 
http://www.pbs.org/pov/wellfoundedfear/

The above is the best, and probably, only documentary that gives an inside look into the credible fear process in US asylum claims. This is the standard asylum claim, not the adversarial form but the "credible fear" interview part is the same for both. It was made in 2000 and things got a lot tougher after that and I don't think they will ever give any journalists that kind of access to the process again. I highly recommend it, it's fascinating regardless of all this Nina shit.)

(If anyone watches it I know someone who's credible fear interview was conducted by hardest ballbuster featured in the film (it will be obvious who I'm talking about) he thinks almost everyone is lying and he's probably right. When this guys lawyer was told this particular guy was conducting the interview he said "you're fucked buddy he denies everybody." But he was granted credible fear, the INS guy was a hard ass but he knew truth when he saw it. It actually gave me a lot of faith in our asylum system. )

This link covers what CF is and what happens at a credible fear interview pretty well. This is Nina's first and most important hurdle to stop immediate deportation. If she doesn't pass it, it's pretty much game over. She must be granted a credible fear finding to be able to apply for asylum. It usually takes a week or two (if she's lucky) to get the interview conducted then a written decision usually comes down within a week. What she says at this interview is critical, it lays the entire groundwork for her case. If she changes her story or details after this, they will notice and it will fuck her. The fact that she probably never studied up on asylum makes me think she is pretty fucked because she won't know the very strict perimeters of the definition, Her career at screaming persecution at every slight is going to bite her in the ass here. INS doesn't care if mommy and daddy don't approve or if you get misgendered.

Also, TLL is going have to some fast and furious fundraising to pay for that D.C trans lawyer to attend the CF interview with Nina. If a lawyer isn't there to try and help Nina I give her a snowballs chance in hell.
 
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So I don't have to go hunting through all of the pages, does anyone have the 'Nina worked for Uber' posts/archives handy?
Going to start looking in a moment, but I'll put out the looking for it now in the meantime.
 
What she says at this interview is critical, it lays the entire groundwork for her case. If she changes her story or details after this, they will notice and it will fuck her. The fact that she probably never studied up on asylum makes me think she is pretty fucked because she won't know the very strict perimeters of the definition.
And this is a one-on-one interview, I assume, no pro bono trans Clarence Darrow in sight to help?
 
I'm suspicious they don't have an immigration attorney anymore. Either the lawyer said "I'm not dealing with you if you're going to act like that" or said "if you can't remit payment immediately we won't even consider it", but her actions speak volumes. You don't go from, "Once in ICE custody we'll be able to talk and she'll be released" to "EVERYONE CALL AND HARASS THEM NOW AND CONTACT THE MEDIA AND DONATE TO TLL" in a single day without being cut loose from your chain.

Immigration lawyers do not work on contingency. Period.

You pony up the cash or you fuck off. Immediately.
 
And this is a one-on-one interview, I assume, no pro bono trans Clarence Darrow in sight to help?

You can have an attorney present but it's not required or a right. This is why getting a "D.C" lawyer was so fucking stupid. You need an attorney on the ground in AZ who can get to Elroy within hours if needed if the CF interview quickly done. These massive detention centers are famous for doing a quick and furious CF interview just to deny you and deport. They are famous for keeping immigrants in the dark about shit. Nina could wake up tomorrow and have a CF interview, you only get 48 hours notice. Because of the enormous amount of abuse the asylum claim system gets, particularly on the southern border, they might try to churn it out and deny it asap.

Just to be clear Nina has not officially even been allowed to apply for asylum yet, an officer must find CF first and that allows her to just apply. All those asylum denial stats I posted earlier were ALL people who passed the CF interview but were denied asylum later. CF is a much, much lower bar than actual asylum. CF is to weed out the most obvious fraud and unqualified cases immediately.
 
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"Jaden" is only 17 years old.
That's actually really saddening. I hope he wisens up pretty quickly and distances himself from these deranged fanatics, or he'll just become yet another trans SJW fanatic lolcow here after he becomes an adult.

Wuh woh, has Greta had the chop? I'm VERY concerned, given Jaden's age and vagina, that he risks being the birth parent of Greta's next unsupported offspring. Greta's attracted to vaginas (evidence: two prior marriages), selects and grooms vulnerable individuals (evidence: mentally ill first wife, Nina) and doesn't know how to wrap his junk (evidence: two children from two different baby mamas and HRT alone does not sterilize men).
 
Greta is a shock and awe type of beast, the hope for the one knock out punch in a fell swoop to stop bad people saying mean things.

The problem is, of course, Greta is but one person in a self proclaimed war against a group that not only understands battles of attrition but will actively revel in them if it leads to more content. We don't need to worry about one lone, charging beast, especially one as directionless as Greta who clearly understands so little.

I loved your analysis of the situation. Anyway, you are extremely correct about all of this. Only the best prepared and strategic people will ever win or draw in a war with Kiwi Farms. Kiwis not only love drama but also excel at generating it via various strategies and numerical superiority. Greta's a complete moron with zero impulse control. Confronting Null was a declaration of war she was destined to lose horribly.

Also, TLL is going have to some fast and furious fundraising to pay for that D.C trans lawyer to attend the CF interview with Nina. If a lawyer isn't there to try and help Nina I give her a snowballs chance in hell.

Oh, yes. I've contemplated this as well, her performance in an interview while incarcerated in an especially shitty place. She's fucking stupid, she's fucking scared, and her preparation for this is minimal at best. I doubt even the leadership and presence of a lawyer would help her, but certainly without one the chances of her succeeding are laughably close to zero.

So I don't have to go hunting through all of the pages, does anyone have the 'Nina worked for Uber' posts/archives handy?
Going to start looking in a moment, but I'll put out the looking for it now in the meantime.

Thanks for volunteering the time and energy for this. I don't know where those are and haven't ever seen them, but I just wanted to thank you for the effort and bring people's attention to the project. The info dump thread is here.
 
Well, it's the Internet. It's possible to maintain all this from India. The issue becomes paying Nina for the work when he's abroad. Greta can't write a check to herself for twice minimum wage, split it cash with Nina, and then claim they both take home minimum wage. You need to start doing monthly wire transfers of several thousand dollars, and that's not good for optics.

You could probably use cryptocurrency but you'd have to be pretty up front about it and while it might be optically bad, the fact that the whole thing is an outright scam is really the bigger problem.
 
Thanks for volunteering the time and energy for this. I don't know where those are and haven't ever seen them, but I just wanted to thank you for the effort and bring people's attention to the project. The info dump thread is here.
I've been working in that thread with King since earlier, I'm just having trouble locating the 'Worked at Uber' bit.
 
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