DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

There is one outcome I haven't seen brought up with DSP & politics...
If by some miracle either a Kino dent or one of his own dents showers him with enough $$$, he may go hard to the right, since we all know the money is there, and say something stupid enough to get him in trouble. Remember, he's not smart in general, and definitely not smart enough to know where that line is.

Now, I also don't think he'd be smart enough to capitalize on such a thing, but Phil is very very easily swayed. There's a non zero chance this happens too, since it is Phil we're talking about.

DSP trying to get some rubles

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP trying to get some rubles

I'm imagining DSP getting hyped over getting 100 rubles and then realizing that it's just a buck

 

[DerelictOnion]

DSPolitics doesn't have to be Right or Left though. He can instead comment on international news, and there is already so much crap to talk about. There is no way his take on the two major wars going on right now isn't going to be gold in some way. Somebody should nudge him in this direction by implying that talking about geopolitics won't piss off the two major camps. Come on, Phil, just do something safe like the War in Ukraine. Shower us with your deep knowledge and hot takes.

 

[dent_whisperer]

DSPolitics doesn't have to be Right or Left though. He can instead comment on international news, and there is already so much crap to talk about. There is no way his take on the two major wars going on right now isn't going to be gold in some way. Somebody should nudge him in this direction by implying that talking about geopolitics won't piss off the two major camps. Come on, Phil, just do something safe like the War in Ukraine. Shower us with your deep knowledge and hot takes.

With his dislike of Jews its kind of surprising to me that he hasn't picked up on the "From the river to the sea" chant. All he has to do is put in a tiny bit of effort into making it seem like he care's about Palestinians and he could get away with saying some absolutely heinous shit,

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

With his dislike of Jews

I'm pretty sure he's 25% Jewish. He said for Easter his mom made something called "Spaghetti Cake" which sounds exactly like Kugel. Of course he'd never tell you he's part Jewish because that doesn't fit into the fake lore he's fabricated for himself.

If you are basing that off the DeadSpace Isaac Heimler thing, he was just parroting a Howard Stern bit, just like he parrots Kino Casino. The A.I. Image RTUSA sent DSP was of a man being startled by a Parrot - Rich probably fed in "parrot coward," but DSP didn't get it (he just started talking about how he thinks birds are cute). I know Rich is a dent but even he seems to have better social skills than DSP, at least when he's not choosing to be a complete slob for easy money.

I think DSP is too retarded to even form any opinions of his own on things that don't DIRECTLY affect him. Abortion for example - any take he gives will just be mindless regurgitation because Philimp will never ever be personally impacted by that.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP has a gaming channel with below average gaming skills, had an edited videos channel without editing efforts, has a react channel while having an emotional state of a plank wood, has a "podcast" and interview show without anyone to talk to so it ONLY MAKE SENSE he makes a political channel without having a political side... cause he doesnt vote.

It makes absolute sense if you dont think about it.

 

[Balr0g]

I hadn’t seen those messages to Andy…. Holy shit, they are pathetic.

Also it does appear KC are ghosting him lol. At least one of them is probably regretting championing him right now. If that’s what he writes in their chat, imagine how pathetic and persistent the DMs are.

Partially. But Andy also said he has to do a lot of editing. This must hit Phil like a truck that his new boyfriends do actual work like editing their streams into digestable videos (do KC employ other editors or is that all themselves?). Plus Phil acting like Derich is really funny. Guess Phil is really just absorbing what others do. Though when you think how he managed his own board making threads within minutes for dumb stuff it seems that spam personality was always there

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

do KC employ other editors or is that all themselves?

For KC they have an editor for their Youtube clips channel, for show prep they do pretty much everything themselves, if they can't find a clip of something they want to talk about and showcase on their show they watch the videos or streams that the drama was in and then clip them themselves. It's not like Phail who skims through a few headlines on Xitter and then just schizoyaps about it for half an hour, getting half the details wrong in the process and straight up making up the other half from whole cloth.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This must hit Phil like a truck that his new boyfriends do actual work like editing their streams into digestable videos

Highly doubt this.

In Phil’s reality, the way he does content is unique and meaningful. He doesn’t need to edit because his raw content is perfect the way that it is.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Imagine declaring you’re not a lolcow less than 24 hours after sending another grown man goodnight messages, telling him you could watch him all night and asking he stop his livestream to talk to you privately.

One thing I legitimately don't understand about Phil is how he'll do something like that and then act like it didn't happen. Doesn't Phil understand he's doing these things in public?

I think he meant more in the sense of "There's worse shit on YouTube and those channels don't get taken down, so there's no chance they are going to give a shit about him." and not really trying to make excuses for him.

Yeah, there are about a million channels complaining about "woke" already. Phil himself has done it hundreds of times already. His politics views will be "rich people suck", "woke sucks" and "cities are really dangerous". All stuff he says on the prestream all the time. He won't get "in trouble". These channels are mainstream now.

 

[DerelictOnion]

"rich people suck"

Correction: the people who make more than him suck, the rest are just idiots.

 

[Free Jasper]

One thing I legitimately don't understand about Phil is how he'll do something like that and then act like it didn't happen. Doesn't Phil understand he's doing these things in public?

I always assume he’s intoxicated by gin and the giddiness of thinking he’s being accepted as ‘one of the boys’ at this hour and it makes him drop the mask.

By the way, just read an article in todays Financial Times about why trump won; it discusses the change of classical liberalism into neo-liberalism and the shift of Labour into an information economy.

Very much looking forward to Phillips equally thoughtful and educated presentation on the subject that I can compare and contrast to this piece.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He can instead comment on international news

I really hope he does this. He probably can't point to Washington on a map, let alone Ukraine or Israel.

 

[Free Jasper]

I really hope he does this. He probably can't point to Washington on a map, let alone Ukraine or Israel.

Almost certainly he can’t. He famously thought Spain (and then Portugal, then Ireland) was the United Kingdom on his Bully geography test. He also thought Finland was Greece.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Almost certainly he can’t. He famously thought Spain (and then Portugal, then Ireland) was the United Kingdom on his Bully geography test. He also thought Finland was Greece.

What's funny is he thinks he's doing a big brain move by being a far centrist and he thinks he won't alienate anyone. He doesn't realize that if he picked a lane, any lane, those people would give him a lot of leeway for not understanding facts but since he's on no one's team he's just going to piss everyone off when he lectures at them while not voting, while not understanding where countries are, while not reading past a headline on a news article.

It'll be a mess and I only hope that his whales prop him up long enough for him to convince himself he's actually good at this so he doesn't immediately give up. If Perry the White gives him 50 subs a day it means that the other 50 total viewers he has are wrong, and he should keep doing politics and in such a situation, we all win.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

he'll do something like that and then act like it didn't happen. Doesn't Phil understand he's doing these things in public?

Has anyone seen the book "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne around his old house vlogs? Has he ever mentioned that? He says weird stuff about being "the master of my own destiny" sometimes. That would maybe explain some of his eccentric behavior where he thinks he can just fib things into existence. Although I think maybe in that book you are supposed to think about the things you desire internally, not publicly broadcast yourself to the world pretending the things you want to happen have already happened.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

Kino Casino's election stream told me all I needed to know about DSPolitics regarding red vs blue. He'd be afraid of being not milquetoast because of money while trying to do the us vs them mentality against both sides of the political isle. The dents in chat will look from pig to fence, and from fence to pig, and from pig to fence again, and it'd be impossible to say which was which, and he'll still get a handout for this regardless. It does open up fucking SFO and the like to come on should Phil feel like ever inviting anyone on again for whatever reason.

DSPolitics doesn't have to be Right or Left though. He can instead comment on international news, and there is already so much crap to talk about. There is no way his take on the two major wars going on right now isn't going to be gold in some way. Somebody should nudge him in this direction by implying that talking about geopolitics won't piss off the two major camps. Come on, Phil, just do something safe like the War in Ukraine. Shower us with your deep knowledge and hot takes.

I wanna hear his thoughts on BRICS and crypto's effects on international politics, namely why he hasn't considered opening a bitcoin wallet (it's 100% gonna be 'too complicated' or 'gas fees are bullshit') and more 'inflation doesn't affect my business' tier takes.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Am I the only one who sporadically tunes into the Kick channel, only to always catch Maxwell making a complete fool of himself?

"I'm really going to go this time, for real. I won’t be back for a while, you guys..."

All that talk in the beginning about being a "redeemed detractor" exposing all the secret troll plots and truths(patent pending) to Phil so he wouldn't be hurt, just to recieve this lukewarm goodbye.

I'd kill myself maxwell lmao, I mean, Deebo.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Wow 150 people total watching much growth.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Very much looking forward to Phillips equally thoughtful and educated presentation on the subject that I can compare and contrast to this piece.

He’s probably going to copy twitter replies (on a piece of paper) as his “opinion”. He is completely incapable of any actual intellectual opinion besides “I hate this” because he’s a miserable fat fuck.

Just like his faggy DSPNews, everything will be negative press. I will also take a wager of over/under 5 political streams before DoorDash is mentioned.