Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Staph trying to justify herself to the haters (and we all know she means us) is one of my favourite things.

Bitch, you said you put sugar on sweet potatoes. Your diet is utter trash.

At least she admits she is talking to herself on social media. Also, we aren't 'sick of hearing about it.' Please, go on.
 
Bitch, you said you put sugar on sweet potatoes. Your diet is utter trash.
It's not even just how garbage the diet is but the fact that their always eating some thing that is known to trigger problems. There are tons of safe foods but Gyro would never change diet because they have a shit piss fart fetish. Sorry, heckin' valid paraphilia.
 
"i have to eat to live, but my digestive system has a personal vendetta against me" is obviously meant to refer to her GERD but i'm reading it as "my digestive system has a vendetta against me to make me fat."

i still lol every time when she calls GERD her chronic illness. technically it is, i guess, but it's not a ~chronic illness spoonie warrior~ one. she full damn well knows that, which is why she vagueposts about it sometimes with "i'm awake every night from pain from my chronic illness, woe is me :(" like she's suffering tragically with glass bones and paper skin syndrome when really it's very not-tragic coughing and heartburn. the only time she isn't vague about it is when she wants to be gross
 
Is this about how someone on the farms did a write up about Snowy Wife? Where is Yarrow showing remorse?
I would like to state for the record that I very specifically did NOT dox her grandma, thank you very much tumblr, that poor lady already has enough to deal with due to having Snowy and her tard mom in her life. Excuse you!

Also Jesus Christ, how can Stapphy be defensive about eating like a Roald Dahl cautionary tale when she's the one actively telling us that she farts like a farm animal? I agree, it's funny how THIS is the fetish that she's bashful about.
 
Oh yes, like you folded when that grandma said she didn't want one of your Pride buttons in the park and you ran away. So brave.
Actual conversation: her relative states that he'd defend himself and his property if rioters tried to come and harm him or burn his house down.
Stephanie: "omg so you'd point a gun at MEEEE???"
Relative: No, I would call your parents, because you are my family member and hopefully wouldn't be there trying to hurt me or my home.
Stephanie: "LOLOL PWNED!!! YOU FOLDED!!!!"

Can't wait for Staph to make a tattoo appointment. They've gotten so expensive, and as a luxury item, sometimes end up costing a little more than you expected. Can't wait for the grumpy tattoo artist to finish up and do the math, and for Stephanie to not actually have the money and have to call her mom to bring cash "NOW NOW NOW" before getting blacklisted. Those guys don't mess around. I'm sure her parents will be thrilled to find out she spent hundreds of dollars on something so unnecessary while living in a government subsidized sped box.

By the way, mentions of bars here led to her claiming to visit a "bar" (lol) and now after we wondered why no tattoos, the tattoo musing is happening. As if she can reverse-engineer/cargo-cult a life and personality. Maybe we can try to psyop her into becoming someone who does things like "maintains basic hygiene," "loses 100 pounds," and "doesn't talk like they're the spokeswoman for child molester pride parades" 🌈 🌈 🌈
 
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That's got to be ' Lmaooooo 😆' at her, rather than with her, right?

From the guy who pragmatically suggested irl community work rather than self absorbed hysteria?

Nothing she actually said was funny to any extent other than as an example her her own bullshit, so that's the only way it makes any sense as a reply.
But at the same point she's demonstrated that it's totally pointless effort posting a reply to her so he's just laughed and allowed her to take that whatever was, and she's taken it supportively.

Kek

I find her selective blindness regarding her thread really strange. She hyperfocuses on tiny little things so is obviously reaudbf it all, but most of the equally if not more damning things discussed here seem to miss her. And she slightly misinterpret the thing that she does take in.

Having a bad carby diet (?) as opposed to being a lazy fat fuck who waddles to the gas station to buy overpriced junk and does nothing?
That she has lost interest in Till/ Rammstein rather than... Literally everything else mentioned here. Doxing people. Still taking to teens. Pedo apology. Everything is worse than the shit she takes issues with and "addresses".
It's odd.

Her mental state kind of reminds me of when you are on ketamine and confused as fuck and the whole entirety of existence seems to be warping around and focused on you, truman show style.
Maybe it's a little flicker on schitzophrenia that can be accessed through certian drugs. And she has a bit more of that in normal life than normal no schizoids.

It's the only thing I can reach at to explakn her strange impression that she has anyone to impress with these attempts at clapbakcs, whilst also misrpesenitng them, as it anyone holds her in any authority or with any interest. That and the constant posting into the void about her life, and the fact that she genuinely tried to belive she is connected to world forming God's and the most significant pop cultural and historical events of recent and ancient history.

It's diet scitzophrenia or something. Whatever fuck up on your head gives you it, must have been half nudged on in FAS development.
 
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By the way, mentions of bars here led to her claiming to visit a "bar" (lol) and now after we wondered why no tattoos, the tattoo musing is happening. As if she can reverse-engineer/cargo-cult a life and personality. Maybe we can try to psyop her into becoming someone who does things like "maintains basic hygiene," "loses 100 pounds," and "doesn't talk like they're the spokeswoman for child molester pride parades" 🌈 🌈 🌈
Interesting that she went straight to contemplating a tattoo rather than a haircut - haircut would've been the cheaper (and less permanent) option, she could even do it at home with clippers if she really wanted, but our bxy's mind works in mysterious ways. Though if we really are manifesting Lokiwi - perhaps "stop ruining your body with testosterone" should also be on the list.
 
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Can't wait for Staph to make a tattoo appointment. They've gotten so expensive, and as a luxury item, sometimes end up costing a little more than you expected. Can't wait for the grumpy tattoo artist to finish up and do the math, and for Stephanie to not actually have the money and have to call her mom to bring cash "NOW NOW NOW" before getting blacklisted. Those guys don't mess around.
Do you think she knows she's supposed to tip the artist (which can add quite a bit to the cost, depending on the size of the piece)?
 
To answer my own question...
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... Far enough to see the kiwis who took issue with her telling vulnerable people to go and buy a gun.

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Thanks for clarifying things to the folks over here on your thread! It seems like you're constantly rewriting the script though.

Who is this new spirit guide??

Edit: She's still going.
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'Stinky vag' lol. We are back to being plain old terfs/transphobes on the farms.

Adding a couple of bonus posts:
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What else is Lolki going to claim he had a hand in?

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I'm sure that happened.

I fear I do not understand Ragnarok. Is she saying that though she was prophesying Ragnarok a week ago, Loki is just now telling her (while they are hanging out watching TV together) that ackshually Ragnarok happened hundreds or thousands of years ago? Embarrassing!

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Her main character syndrome is WILD. They probably don't remember her, and if they do they probably don't give a shit. She naturally assumes every Christian thinks pagan trans people are evil. What does she want out of this? Being told they really appreciate her honesty and bravery for owning up to lying (to gain access to disabled kids)? Her blaming her actions on Loki is insufferable. Of course he would think you making a fool of yourself would be a good idea. She really does think that the whole world revolves around her.
I don't have a problem with apologizing for a wrong done, however long ago it was (provided it's not some situation where contacting person to say anything would potentially be upsetting to them, in which case, live with it on your conscience). And lying about being a believer, to people for whom that belief is fundamental (ha, npi), just so you can get some "thing" you just want, is an awful thing to do.

But coupling that with announcing her current views is just her usual self-centerjng and trolling for reactions. Steph thinks that her existence is "activism," and I'm glad she has clarified that with these couple of comments. And now that I think about it, of course she's always been saying this, but I didn't quite recognize that it wasn't a sideshow, but her literal main feature, intentionally.
 
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Sweet potatoes. They're already sweet, dumbass.

Love the HAES logic from her. "We all have to eat to live! Which reminds me, time to roll down to the gas station for my daily bag of Doritos. Which I need to live."
Candied sweet potatoes (often called Candied yams, even though it's almost always actually sweet potatoes being used) are very much a thing. I hate them bc texture, but my mother makes them every Thanksgiving. Brown sugar and sweet potatoes, maple syrup, species and butter are the usual ingredients.
 
Sweet potatoes with brown sugar and/or marshmallows, etc. are a common Thanksgiving dish but I would say most people don't eat them like that regularly. It's something you eat on a holiday known for gluttony. Sweet potatoes are perfectly delicious roasted or baked with a little butter, they don't NEED sugar.

tbh I don't like Thanksgiving sweet potato casserole, it's too sweet. Also my extended family tends to make this mashed sweet potato abomination topped with cherry pie filling and marshmallows...y'all, I can't...
https://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/cookbook/Cherry-Good-Sweet-Potatoes-282
 
Sweet potatoes with brown sugar and/or marshmallows, etc. are a common Thanksgiving dish but I would say most people don't eat them like that regularly. It's something you eat on a holiday known for gluttony. Sweet potatoes are perfectly delicious roasted or baked with a little butter, they don't NEED sugar.

tbh I don't like Thanksgiving sweet potato casserole, it's too sweet. Also my extended family tends to make this mashed sweet potato abomination topped with cherry pie filling and marshmallows...y'all, I can't...
https://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/cookbook/Cherry-Good-Sweet-Potatoes-282
I think I'm the only person on earth who hates sweet potatoes. The only palatable sweet potatoes I'll eat are French fries or tots.

Edit: think we can manipulate Stephanie into eating green bean casserole, as long as she's eating Thanksgiving food? At least that one has vegetables.
 
Sweet potatoes with brown sugar and/or marshmallows, etc. are a common Thanksgiving dish but I would say most people don't eat them like that regularly. It's something you eat on a holiday known for gluttony. Sweet potatoes are perfectly delicious roasted or baked with a little butter, they don't NEED sugar.

tbh I don't like Thanksgiving sweet potato casserole, it's too sweet. Also my extended family tends to make this mashed sweet potato abomination topped with cherry pie filling and marshmallows...y'all, I can't...
https://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/cookbook/Cherry-Good-Sweet-Potatoes-282
So it's like... The equivalent of eating Halloween style candied apples all year round in place of just normal apples, lol
 
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Still on with this nonsense then.

Seconded. Can we show up for anti-c paraphiles, too? I'm complex contact, but only because no living people are involved with mine.
So does that mean she is on the fence about fucking dead people (as corpses)? What about living animals? If they were living people, does that mean you would be pro or anti contact? There is no such thing as 'complex contact.' You either are anti animal/child/corpse fucking or pro all for it. Fence sitting still means you're for it.
 
Can't wait for Staph to make a tattoo appointment.
The next Friday the 13th is in December; the benefit of being an extremely basic person is that there's probably some flash art she'd be able to latch onto as being Of Loki.

Plus, god of chaos; anywhere near her that does the gumball machine full of discount tattoo designs? But rocking up at opening for a Friday 13th flash sale and getting whatever her Dark Master hath caused to be offered would be a pretty cromulent face- as well as money-saver.
Interesting that she went straight to contemplating a tattoo rather than a haircut - haircut would've been the cheaper (and less permanent) option, she could even do it at home with clippers if she really wanted, but our bxy's mind works in mysterious ways. Though if we really are manifesting Lokiwi - perhaps "stop ruining your body with testosterone" should also be on the list.
As a thread, we haven't even been able to manifest Stephanie washing her hair. Anyone know any emoji spells for basic hygiene?

There's always a $15 coupon for Great Clips or Supercuts in the advertising circular; even if Stephanie is afraid of hair dye and can't comprehend the enby side-shave, she wouldn't be the first fat pooner who went to a chain salon and told some ESL lady to give her a "man haircut." These are all doable; it's just that Edgy Chaos God Loki's vicar on earth doesn't like change.
I fear I do not understand Ragnarok. Is she saying that though she was prophesying Ragnarok a week ago, Loki is just now telling her (while they are hanging out watching TV together) that ackshually Ragnarok happened hundreds or thousands of years ago? Embarrassing!
To be fair, that's a funny twist, even if it is pretty first-season horror anthology. "What do you mean? This has been Hell.... all along! *musical sting*"
Edit: think we can manipulate Stephanie into eating green bean casserole, as long as she's eating Thanksgiving food? At least that one has vegetables.
Stephanie is possibly the best cook out of all the lolcows I'm aware of. Portion sizes are out there, and her food photography does her no favors, but she's out there following multi-step recipes and using actual ingredients (with occasional Cool Whip cookies).

Maybe we should be trying to set her up with Secret Gamer Grrl instead, another smol birb-owner who recently gave himself food poisoning with jarred alfredo sauce.



eta: hang on a minute, does Stephanie even have piercings? I was thinking about standard pooner gauges or the genderspecial septum, but I don't recall what her ears look like baseline. Just greasy hair.
 
Stephanie is possibly the best cook out of all the lolcows I'm aware of. Portion sizes are out there, and her food photography does her no favors, but she's out there following multi-step recipes and using actual ingredients (with occasional Cool Whip cookies).
What about Jack Scalfani? Or is he on tier with the Womb Wizard?
 
What about Jack Scalfani? Or is he on tier with the Womb Wizard?
Holy crap, no. Jack Scalfani's multiple strokes have left his wife doing nearly all the work off (and on-) camera, plus he's on a "carnivore" kick that is going to cure all his strokes and diabetes and Scalfaniness, except "carnivore" includes any seasoning and sauce, even if it's 90% sugar.

Jack is mostly going to restaurants these days, or making "carnivore-friendly" versions of food out of preshredded cheese and mistreated egg. Currently it's "chili month," but he's decided to use AI recipes. The Scalfani thought process is unknowable. Stephanie's various baked mushes would be unremarkable if she took them to a local SocJus potluck; Jack cooked freezer-burned meat for his church.

...Although he does guest on a podcast, so maybe we should be trying to manifest Stephanie calling in to debate the Middle East situation with Jack.
 
mashed sweet potato abomination topped with cherry pie filling and marshmallows...y'all, I can't...
Omfg.

I think I'm the only person on earth who hates sweet potatoes.
No, I'm with you (though I like the fries fine). I want to like them just pure and baked in the skins bc they're good for potassium, fiber, and b6. And I remember a book I read as a child (about 50 times, as I did all my books) with a long description of sweet potatoes as a treat sold for a penny or so on the street in early 20th-century Manhattan:
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Edit: think we can manipulate Stephanie into eating green bean casserole
Tell me you're not Midwestern without telling me.... :)
 
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