I think we can all agree that, despite her claims, April does not have a good brain.
I read these posts and all I can hear is "tick-tock tick-tock".
Been trying to decipher the slap post:
April likes getting slapped, but only by her Daddy.
I didn't even think of the cow. She would be up for that too you know she's into that gross stuff and he would definitely score her whatever she needs. There's also a man in Virginia who could use some conjugal visits....
Someone should create a Kiwi Farms account called "only lunacy react me" and just post April tweets
It's at the point where I'm wondering if she ever had a motorcycle accident in the past & they had to reconstruct her brain with whatever was on hand... Some gravel, a sponge, some peanut butter, etc.
As someone who started his career as a marketing for a company that owned and managed gas stations, I could tell you many a story about how significant the gas station industry can get, especially if you provide an all encompassing experience.
Such as Vito, EVS, Melton or his own attorney...
She just realized that Nick and her master plan was actually a felony that will have actual consequences and like a retarded child, she's trying to lie her way out and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work
PPP is fucking awesome when he gets righteous.
If only she had a synapse or two that still functioned, then she might realize that Rackets will probably throw her under the bus for this when it all backfires spectacularly...
Ok now that you said this, this is my speculation:
I can't quite get a read on Ape's personality; when she was on Aaron's show she seems quite mild more than anything else.
The moral I choose to take from this is that evil souls corrupt everything they encounter; he had THE upper-middle class existence served to him on a platter and couldn't rise to the very low bar of wilfully participating in it. Impotent dick, impotent life, impotent person.
We all laughed at the anti drug PSAs the school system made us watch as kids. Turns out they were 100% right.
He gazed into the Abyss (Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass) too much, and the Abyss (Vito the Pedo and Melton) gazed back.
