🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Swamp_Donkey]

Whoever controls the schizo controls the future.

 

[goh]

This went from the most boring shit to super engaging and all it needed was frozen fish and piss. Bravo Jet.

 

[vena kirov]

Lmao and now Alex got in a fight with Connor and dropped his fish after trying to spray mustard on him. Guess that means he failed that challenge.

They brought up footage of Alex dropping his fish and eliminated him from the cell

 

[bookers]

Alex saying he lost a family heirloom rolex in the house lol
or some shit like that idk. sam stared at him and was like "...you brought a rolex in this house!?"

.... now alex is saying maybe he didnt bring it.
lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Casino Royale in the dining room.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

The Cell right now.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Cell right now.

The cell has reached its final form.

 

[vena kirov]

Casino Royale in the dining room.

The fish and freeloaders that aren't currently in the cell are betting chips on which fish will leave next. The chips have the same value as S2 as decided by Jet.

 

[Smegward]

BURT! THE BLUE BALLS! BURT!

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

yoooo burt hit simbals dick with a broom ha ha HA!

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Burt is spiraling about Simbal being a plant. Just attacked him with a broom, prompting the removal of all "weapons" from B2 and the introduction of foam swords.
Binx had a sword but she had to give it to Simbal because same said "2v1 is gay"
Without a sword, Binx is using pocket sand (rice)

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt and Simbal almost got in a fight then Production stepped in to take away their weapons, which were a broom and a pinata stick respectively. And then they replaced them with boffer swords from 2.5 for safety reasons. The Mexican standoff is still on!

"What's so special about the blue balls?!" Burt has finally figured it out! Fuck his schizophrenia is peaking.

 

[goh]

Burt's turned on Signal and pointed out how all the women hate him lol.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Burt: Isn't it against the rules to assault people?

Sam: Eh.

Burt: Can't you get sued for that?

Sam: Probably.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Burt mentioned that he's keeping the cell clean for the next 5 or 6 days.

Has Binx talked about dermatilomania?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sam is straight up telling the truth about Simbal and how they were fucking with him and Burt just isn't buying it. I think the cell has finally buck broken him.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Simbal wanted to leave the room already because TTS is calling the room India.

 

[Kong Strong]

This last hour has been absolutely incredible content.
This season far surpasses all other seasons.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Give Burt a gun...

 

[goh]

This is officially the best cell lmao.