Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hellion]

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"You should be killed,"

I'm getting a lot out of Devil Rekieta lol

Think we found a suitable replacement after the definitive death retirement of the angel Ceiling Cat.

This NEEDS to be clipped. What Keri says to him, as a Christian, is spot on. It's not nasty, but just super honest. Which makes it hit harder, IMO.

Ah good, we've got to the stage of (likely drug-induced) pseudo-religious rambling. I can't imagine how much he must annoy Christians. I wonder why he persists, when he just picks little bits out he likes and uses it like a poorly wielded cudgel to claim moral superiority. All I can think is that it must have been an effective tool to manipulate idiots who will happily swallow the gospel of the Book of Balldo.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

But yet she somehow never starts fucking a guy who just wants to grill and has some babbies of her own and then becomes a tardwife, instead of a tardwhore.

Those types of guys have managed to avoid crazypussy, they're sensible with their money and don't have raging substance abuse issues.

Three major obstacles she can't ever overcome is a sensible, frugal, sober man.

Crackets never stood a chance, and now the BPD tornado has made landfall in Minnesota.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It's as simple as this, She's a parasitic chameleon. Whichever dick she's currently sucking is what she bases her whole personality on. She's never had a stable baseline personality of her own since late teens to draw self worth from.
She starts fucking a new guy who likes Linkin Park? She's a "former cutter emo chick"
She moves on to a guy who listens to drum and bass? She's a E-pill-popping warehouse rave enthusiast.
Starts banging some hippydippy crusty fuckwit? Within a week she's wearing tie-dye everything with crystals hanging from a septum piercing and smoking ditchweed 24/7.

What you just described sounds like it should have an entry in SCP.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Think we found a suitable replacement after the definitive death of the angel Ceiling Cat.

He’s not dead. He went with the kids, even he knows Crackets is beyond any help.

 

[AnOminous]

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"You should be killed,"

I'm getting a lot out of Devil Rekieta lol

Imagine the sheer anger of this impotent faggot posting this impotent rageshit.

Lmao Nick you can't do DICK you fucking weak loser!

 

[Folgers Can]

This has to be nick, not April. Who talks about statutes unless a lawyer?

This one stood out as another big tell:

Wasn't muh "agency" more April's go-to therapy buzzword? Nick really needs to quit switching between browsers on one device and just use separate color-coded devices to minimize drunk slip-ups like this. Pink tablet for her posts, brown tablet for his posts.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Anyone remember the five minutes where Keanu Thompson was pretending to be April’s friend?

Lol. Back to onlyfans, Kiki

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This one stood out as another big tell:

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Wasn't muh "agency" more April's go-to therapy buzzword? Nick really needs to quit switching between browsers on one device and just use separate color-coded devices to minimize drunk slip-ups like this. Pink tablet for her posts, brown tablet for his posts.

Oh shit. How much of this is gay ops versus her actual breakdown versus Nick’s breakdown as April? This is getting past insanity and into recently discovered vistas of mental disorder. What a ride.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is this so long. And why is this a happening? this just seems like a post that should be here for people to follow. Also, is this an April therad? Why isnt this posted in her own thread? Why is it a Rekieta thread it seems off.

Just post the link to the thread and a sentence to the correct thread like Null instructed to do.

This is a nothing burger.

And?
Some1 putin BMJ in balot got a feetere. Go bith on admis. You're retarted seeing pst abut widt of 2 sentens was longer.
I'll make it twice as long next time so you can bitch about it and backseat janny some more.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Sadly Karl keeps right on balldo guarding in the most willfully obtuse way possible. Juju is like a real life sonichu totem, once you get in the room with him it’s only a matter of time.

I gave up on Karl years ago when he would continue to do collaborations with Vido the Pedo even with his patrons screaming at him to stop. Karl like most online gen x libertarians has no morals other than a malleable "don't fuck with people's real life."

Obviously that shit went out the window a while ago.

I've said it before, but it still blows my mind how much Rekieta's superchats to Chrissy Mayr sound like the way my dad would write texts when he spiraled into drugs and criminality after his midlife crisis. The same pseudo-philosophical, overly wordy, self-justifying, rambling verbal diarrhea that means nothing to anyone but himself. I wonder what mental defect is present in both of these men that makes them talk like this.

I always thought this a sign of mental illness. I too have had relatives devolve into this nonsense in the thros of mania induced delusions.

 

[DickMain]

Lmao Nick you can't do DICK

He means that metaphorically, Nick

 

[Heed Not]

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I don't even think it'd qualify as per se defamation to say I think Nick has some concerning positions on child sexuality and I would not trust him around minor children. How many parents do  you know that are on friendly terms with not one but  two open pedophiles?

The fact Nick can be in the general presence of Melton and Vito, least of all be on friendly terms with them, knowing both are outspoken about their pedophilia, is enough for me to truthfully believe Nick himself is at the very least not repulsed by pedophilic behavior.

 

[smarty_snoops]

where is nick's favorite baldo washer camelot in all this?

 

[BigPeanut]

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This chick needs a wellness check, she is fucking spiraling.
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SHE SAID THE LINE!

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I see she is learning to be a little weasly Jew like rackets. “No aaron never raped me, because I deserved it! He never hit me, I simply ran into his fists over and over again”

Wow she’s just so smart and we totally can’t see what she’s doing here…

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Oof!

This NEEDS to be clipped. What Keri says to him, as a Christian, is spot on. It's not nasty, but just super honest. Which makes it hit harder, IMO.

Also, Nick demanding anybody to repent is rich. And is he calling somebody a "money-changer" in God's "Internet temple." Like, WTF is that? Is this the same nigger that made a million or more off the Internet?

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Apparently this started because she rebuked him privately, and he has decided to make it public.

He sent another superchat during this stream, btw:


It's very strange that the man who doesn't have time for anything because he's occupied with real things is always stuck correcting the record in any livestream where his name is mentioned.

I won't even tire my fingers typing how ridiculous it is the notion that the man who posted his own butt with a bottle between his cheeks claims he never made anything public. Rekieta just lives in constant denial.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The guy is hardcore Autistic from all the descriptions I've heard (assuming that's who nick says she sent nudes too). which i mean look at that guy. He's not getting anything from anyone lets be honest here.

So no hard evidence? Sounds like speculation.

Kayla mentioned taking it on one of their streams, IIRC. I don’t know if they test for it but I’d doubt it. Sorry no experience being court-ordered drug tested for felony charges.

Kratom, nicotine salts, and cannabis were her de-stress drugs back in 2017-18 from mommy duties.

I'm just glad the cops seized his guns. Hopefully those times he joked about "losing guns in a boating accident" were just jokes....

He claimed he has not shot any of the guns in years. He played up to gun crowds, but never took it seriously.

Oof!

This NEEDS to be clipped. What Keri says to him, as a Christian, is spot on. It's not nasty, but just super honest. Which makes it hit harder, IMO.

Also, Nick demanding anybody to repent is rich. And is he calling somebody a "money-changer" in God's "Internet temple." Like, WTF is that? Is this the same nigger that made a million or more off the Internet?

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Apparently this started because she rebuked him privately, and he has decided to make it public.

Nick is trying to cling to anything that can justify his behaviour and limit accountability. He is unironically 'Only God can judge me'.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

where is nick's favorite baldo washer camelot in all this?

Probably waiting to slide into gApes DMs after all with his NASCAR "career" he's reasonably well aquatinted with car crashes.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is trying to cling to anything that can justify his behaviour and limit accountability. He is unironically 'Only God can judge me'.

I know a lot of the secularists in the thread disdain it, but I love it when Nick showcases his childlike theology.

 

[AnOminous]

He means that metaphorically, Nick

I meant it literally too.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know a lot of the secularists in the thread disdain it, but I love it when Nick showcases his childlike theology.

The flaws have been outlined ad naseum, but his resurrection of centuries-old heresy and novel interpretations interpret me.

Nick has always had a problem with reality.