Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

Oof!

This NEEDS to be clipped. What Keri says to him, as a Christian, is spot on. It's not nasty, but just super honest. Which makes it hit harder, IMO.

Also, Nick demanding anybody to repent is rich. And is he calling somebody a "money-changer" in God's "Internet temple." Like, WTF is that? Is this the same nigger that made a million or more off the Internet?

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Apparently this started because she rebuked him privately, and he has decided to make it public.

Here's the timestamp

 

[Nate Higgers]

Nah, he needs to live in the hell he created for himself. He deserves to watch his children grow up to despise him.

You do realize that will have an indelible effect on them, not just the effect on him, right?

 

[DickMain]

You do realize that will have an indelible effect on them, not just the effect on him, right?

Yes, but that's not part of your question. Yes, Nick Rekeita should have to live out the consequences of his dumb life.

 

[D84]

This guy is going to have one hell of a conjugal visit roster

 

[Journoscum]

You do realize that will have an indelible effect on them, not just the effect on him, right?

I'd like to think they would succeed in spite of him. If he kills himself now, it'd probably be more traumatic than anything.

 

[Captain Manning]

His teeth might start rotting and fall out

Yeah, meth is nasty AF. There was actually an excellent PBS Frontline documentary on it a few years back. I can go try and find it if anybody is interested.

If he and/or April are on meth you're gonna start seeing some pretty bad physical degradation at some point.

Yeah, he is the designated court follower of the BMJ thread. I even went there to see if there were new posts.

Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Whatever happened to "If you don't care, don't post?"

I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You misunderstand my post. I’m not saying “can he commit suicide”, I’m saying “he should, even if we acknowledge he lacks the capacity to do so by way of severe narcissism”



At this point, I don’t even consider Rekieta a human being anymore. I won’t go into my own ideas about what impact he’s going to have on his “younger family members” in the long term since I know him and his sycophants scrape this thread for anyone mentioning them. I’m simply stating that at a certain point you need to cut bait.

Dont care. Quick death is too good for him.

 

[Hellion]

He's done this before.

If you look through his post history he's a major BMJ follower. He's also previously claimed Rekieta's kid testing positive for coke was also a nothingburger. Along with Rekieta being "boring," his cases being "boring," and how Rekieta is being "forced "in happenings. He's got an agenda.

I honestly think they're just super autistic. When channelled into a force for good they have had some great posts identifying locations or objects in the Chantal thread. When left without an appropriate target, however, the autism cup floweth over.

Edit: April has updated her bio on Twitter.

Aspiring Taste-Tester & Recipe Co-Conspirator. Stay Hungry.​

Great way to troll your haters, after Nick was reported to CPS for not feeding his kids. Doesn't make you look like an unfeeling psycho at all.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Yes, but that's not part of your question.

Who cares, I just want him to get it over with and die already.

If he kills himself now, it'd probably be more traumatic than anything.

Six or half a dozen, same thing. Either he kills himself slowly with coke/meth and alcohol, or he kills himself quickly with a gun or fentanyl.

Quick death is too good for him.

That’s a good point and the only reason I would be dissuaded from my original “Nicholas R Rekieta should commit suicide and end his embarrassing charade of an existence” opinion

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Unlike a plant, the quality depends on the chemist.

Fun fact, you need approximately 220kg-250kg (by 2005-2008 standards) of Coca leaves to make 1kg of Cocaine HCL.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

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Well shit April...I'm just all broken up. Like your life. Always saying goodbye and never hello right Ape? Also Nick....the fuck dude? What about your wife? Remember? Nevermind...

 

[D84]

I'm not too sure how this works, but browsers have "useragent IDs" as well, can google see this?

They do, but they can be modified quite freely before sending the HTTP request

 

[Folgers Can]

He's too full of himself for that. Nick wants to have and eat all the consequence-free cake the world has to offer. The only way this is happening is by OD, a driving accident under the influence, or getting himself cut/shot on the street trying to get his fix (possibly after going homeless).

Your list left out suicide by cop, which is unironically the one and only thing left that can constitute a rational explanation for his behavior the past few days. When he succeeds in his plan instigating the Raid 2.0 coming this week for his devices along with his new stash, he need only brandish a tinfoil-wrapped [An] Hero sandwich as one last subtle dig at @Potentially Criminal on his way out. You're halfway home Nick, you can do this! We believe in you!

Like pottery.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This guy is going to have one hell of a conjugal visit roster

Yeah, it’s going to be called “shower time” and will occur twice weekly.

 

[AltisticRight]

Minus all the drink and trash, what is his set up?

Something that's worth in excess of $10,000.

To produce this:

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah, meth is nasty AF. There was actually an excellent PBS Frontline documentary on it a few years back. I can go try and find it if anybody is interested.

If he and/or April are on meth you're gonna start seeing some pretty bad physical degradation at some point.

We already have

Maybe it wasn't just coke that got Nick to where he is physically and mentally, maybe it was meth too.

Didn't Nick say he noticed his voice changing? Can meth fuck your vocal chords up?

 

[BrainSand63]

April is just so weird, I can’t even begin to wrap my head around her reasons for doing anything she does. My only guess is that she’s extremely mentally unstable, maybe from her drug addictions.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

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I have already found the light. Have you?

I... have heard rumors of such a truck stop Mecca; my earthly delights have only reached the plateau of Sheetz so I hope my eyes set upon a Buck-EEs before my death so I can proclaim to God Himself "I have lived, oh Lord. I have lived."

 

[Captain Manning]

I do not condone Nick killing himself. As somebody who has been in dark places before, I think I would be an immense hypocrite if I did that. Imprisonment, sure. Suicide, no.

That said...

When he succeeds in his plan instigating the Raid 2.0 coming this week for his devices along with his new stash, he need only brandish a tinfoil-wrapped [An] Hero sandwich as one last subtle dig at @Potentially Criminal on his way out.

I updooted you post for this one sentence.

I lol'd. He absolutely would go out being a complete fucking asshole to Sean.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Didn't Nick say he noticed his voice changing? Can meth fuck your vocal chords up?

The answer might be simpler, wasn't he vaping recently?