Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Btw: Hsving a man who’s dying of cancer installing your kitchen cabinets seems like a real asshole move.

Very inconsiderate. Cold even.

Very Nick.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

“LEAVING DRAINO ACCESSIBLE TO MY KIDS, IS HOW MY FRIEND WOULD WANT TO BE REMEMBERED!
Nick Rekieta.

No, he left the doors off so the stupid dog he hates can get into the draino.
#JusticeForSonny

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm sure Nick thinks he's the exception to looking like a meth-head if he's using. He gets clean drugs from nice people, that would never scam him like that Jamaican stripper did.

Nick has terminal main character syndrome

Let's not forget he thinks he's immune to alcoholism. He can stop any time he wants, he just REALLY wants a whisky right now

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Btw: Hsving a man who’s dying of cancer installing your kitchen cabinets seems like a real asshole move.

Very inconsiderate. Cold even.

Very Nick.

I bet he was betting on getting the doors fixed and then delay payment until his 'friend' dies. He doesn't pay people shit afterall. His editor is silent but I bet hes getting paid peanuts since he too is a balldowasher.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

If Nick Rickieta didn't exist, Valerie Solanas would have to invent him.

"I'm taking back my power" before doing the absolute dumbest things imaginable.

Nick Rekieta is like a Soprano/Breaking Bad recurring character that got scrapped because his arc is way too fucking dark and depraved for the shows to stomach.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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"Kids don't fold to bullshit, bish." - Nick Rekieta, World's Best Dad



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"Crack ghoul retard" is basically the perfect description of Rekieta at this point, thank you Clint

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I had a good day with my family today. None of it involved drugs or Spaghetti-O. But you know what? I am a Beaver Believer. We’re getting a new Buc-ee’s in the next year.

I bet Nick hates Buc-ee’s. It’s full of childlike wonder and tasty treats and clean bathrooms.

The only beaver he has interest in smells rotten and probably has enough yeast to bake an entire Buc-ee’s worth of kolaches.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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"Crack ghoul retard" is basically the perfect description of Rekieta at this point, thank you Clint

Lol is he saying "deal with it nerd" to his kids?

 

[thebigdream]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

Don't be heartless chat, let's all remove our cabinet doors in respect for Nick's fallen homie. This is so sad.

 

[Folgers Can]

I do not condone Nick killing himself. As somebody who has been in dark places before, I think I would be an immense hypocrite if I did that. Imprisonment, sure. Suicide, no.

In 99.99% of cases I'd agree, but upon a quick rewatch of "Dear John" the phrase "couldn't have happened to a nicer guy" comes to mind. The only thing I don't condone about Nick's suicide-by-cop plan is the tragedy of the crippling PTSD that it could inflict on the cop, and meanwhile Nick doesn't have the courage or even the work ethic to get the job done on his own, so instead we may have to settle for the painfully slow Leaving Las Vegas Spicer suicide method that's already well underway, with the same actual outcome one way or another.

Anyway, it's not like anything I said in jest is egging him on or anything, because he's already assured everyone that he doesn't read his thread.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Btw: Hsving a man who’s dying of cancer installing your kitchen cabinets seems like a real asshole move.

Very inconsiderate. Cold even.

Very Nick.

"I have chemo on Thursday..."
"So you'll be by in the afternoon? Really need those cabinets done got a cps visit, drugged out swingers party family coming in next week. Just text me."
"..."

 

[Fapcop]

I'm sure this is already late given how fast the thread is moving and it's been clipped already but if anyone hasn't watched it, I have no idea who this lady is but she spoke with such righteous authority it gave me chills.

You keep fucking with the wrong people, Balldo.

GODDAMN, spoken like a champ!

Idk, but it’s something powerful to me, to hear a woman call someone or something “degenerate”.

It’s a word women rarely use, maybe because some women are naturally timid and many women have been raised to “be nice” and don’t like to castigate people in public.

And the fact that it’s a WOMAN who calls him out, really eats at Balldo’s black heart.

Good on you lady!

 

[DickMain]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

Oh this cabinet shit is getting pretty close to Boogie-type narcissism. How does he not notice the gaping hole in his cabinetry every time he looks in its general direction? Wouldn't it blend in more and be easier to forget if it matched its surroundings? Wouldn't manning up and fixing it be a sign of acceptance and moving on?

Also, the "guy who did it is my friend and he died", wouldn't it be 'was'? I (autistically) nitpick because Nick is a fucking liar and I want to write off his mixing tenses as a slip of the tongue. I don't know who this friend was/is, but since I'm missing something I'm gonna call bullshit.

If this friend was real, then I'm a faggot and that's a sad loss, but Nick is just being a lazy bitch and not being able to fix a kitchen cabinet because of the loss of a friend seems like the most bullshit lazy cope.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

I honestly think they're just super autistic. When channelled into a force for good they have had some great posts identifying locations or objects in the Chantal thread. When left without an appropriate target, however, the autism cup floweth over.

Edit: April has updated her bio on Twitter.

Aspiring Taste-Tester & Recipe Co-Conspirator. Stay Hungry.​

Great way to troll your haters, after Nick was reported to CPS for not feeding his kids. Doesn't make you look like an unfeeling psycho at all.

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I think she might have a Borderline personality tbh...


She's really annoying and unhinged in the past 72hrs more than she was the whole week it seems...

 

[thebigdream]

"I have chemo on Thursday..."
"So you'll be by in the afternoon? Really need those cabinets done got a cps visit, drugged out swingers party family coming in next week. Just text me."
"..."

"If you don't come by in the next three days to fix this damn cabinet, I'm going to put all my cocaine in there and it'll be YOUR fault if my 8-year-old daughter gets into it!"

Guys we've finally discovered Nick's real story! It was all just a bit of business strong-arming gone wrong. Gosh, don't I feel silly.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

"Dad, the toilet still won't flush. "

"You selfish nerd! You know the plumber who came 8 years ago died. He was a dear friend, whom I met twice, and you will look at that floating shit to honor his memory. Now bring Daddy's apple juice!"

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You think the guy that was supposed to fix his cabinet is the same guy who is supposed to build nick his sex dungeon? Wasn't nick seething at that guy?

"I know you're dying and tired from the chemo but where the FUCK is my sex dungeon?! You PROMISED!!!"

 

[Vibralldo]

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"Crack ghoul retard" is basically the perfect description of Rekieta at this point, thank you Clint

Potentially a meth ghoul now

Nick can't even pretend to care about his kids for more than 10 minutes

"I love my kids, but kids have to deal with things out of their control all the time, so it's ok for me to do mountains of cocaine around them!"

Unironically something worthy of putting him against the wall in a civilized society

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This one stood out as another big tell:

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Wasn't muh "agency" more April's go-to therapy buzzword? Nick really needs to quit switching between browsers on one device and just use separate color-coded devices to minimize drunk slip-ups like this. Pink tablet for her posts, brown tablet for his posts.

All the big polish dick talk too was odd too.
She(Rekieta) constantly talks about his dick size like they're trying to convince us it isn't shriveled up and withered like a mummified piece of jerky and useless.

The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

This is the most pathetic excuse imaginable.

"OH the missing doors are off cause a guy had cancer. It would make me sad to put them back on."
Either he is a literal pathetic child, or he's lying.
Oh wait it can be both, its both.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Oh what the fuck, Nick? We all know you don't use that sink, the least you could do is take out the trash. Disrespectful.