Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

In 99.99% of cases I'd agree, but upon a quick rewatch of "Dear John" the phrase "couldn't have happened to a nicer guy" comes to mind. The only thing I don't condone about Nick's suicide-by-cop plan is the tragedy of the crippling PTSD that it could inflict on the cop, and meanwhile Nick doesn't have the courage or even the work ethic to get the job done on his own, so instead we may have to settle for the painfully slow Leaving Las Vegas Spicer suicide method that's already well underway, with the same actual outcome one way or another.

Anyway, it's not like anything I said in jest is egging him on or anything, because he's already assured everyone that he doesn't read his thread.

Meh, I don’t want Nick to off himself just because he has kids.

Sure, some of us farmers who have seen his type before, likely know that the kids are better off without him.

But kids are kids. And would for decades probably have some fantasy about how their dad would have “gotten better”.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

What is it about crackheads and missing doors?

Edit: Holy fuck imagine getting hoisted by A-Andy Warski with your own petard

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure this is already late given how fast the thread is moving and it's been clipped already but if anyone hasn't watched it, I have no idea who this lady is but she spoke with such righteous authority it gave me chills.

Me too. She's an example of somebody who can give a brutal rebuke without it being outwardly brutal.

(Normally I hate Simpcast, but I guess it was non-thot night tonight).

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Kids deal with situations beyond their control because their adult guardians are supposed to be in control for them. Parents exist to provide for and keep kids out of danger.

God, he is such a fuckwit. He thinks he's so smart, and yet he consistently proves how dumb he is (and is probably scaring the shit out of people more and more by talking like this).

Lol is he saying "deal with it nerd" to his kids?

Yes.

And if one of them ever asks him to stop, he'll accuse them of asking in a "faggy manner."

In 99.99% of cases I'd agree, but upon a quick rewatch of "Dear John" the phrase "couldn't have happened to a nicer guy" comes to mind.

I get it, but my chief concern here is if I ever adopted that position I might become no better than he is.

Meanwhile, I have absolutely zero compunction with his faggot ass going to prison though. None. I think he deserves that.

 

[AnOminous]

"I love my kids, but kids have to deal with things out of their control all the time, so it's ok for me to do mountains of cocaine around them!"

"I love my kids I'm making them food right now" (makes disgusting slop dogs would turn their nose up at) "but now I'm going to rant for hours straight about how much I hate random people on the Internet while my kids starve in front of me!"

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Nick is so pathetic he just got absolutely felted by Warski.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

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Aww seems someone’s a little upsetti spaghetti, ruin your life more Rekieta.

 

[200MB]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

"My unfinished ceiling reminds me of my dear uncle who passed."
"The filthy piles of laundry? Those conjure up fond memories of my beloved childhood dog."
"I can't help but think back to better times whenever I look at my horrific blood encrusted shower."

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nicky is more likely to die early than Warski is at this point. Warski also has actual fans again and a real show.

Nick cannot stand to be lower than people he himself looked down on.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Bad news for warski haters: he is gonna live to at least a hundred.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

At this stage I'm kind of wondering if he realised he fucked up with the Aaron thing. This is the guy, after all, who still doesn't think the cops got the first warrant fair and square. Nick doesn't think he brought it on himself. Instead people conspired.

 

[AnOminous]

Bad news for warski haters: he is gonna live to at least a hundred.

Absolutely flawless victory for Warski.

 

[200MB]

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Hope you die from sobriety? FAWKIN HOME RUN BUD

 

[Fapcop]

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“Guys, really happy with my sobriety, been a year, so happy!”

“FFFFfffuck you DIE!”

Totally doesn’t sound like a madcuck seething.

Most of us learned when we were teenagers, that there are times where you may FEEL like saying something, but you will look pathetic or like a crazy goon if you actually do.

Self control.

Something that’s totally foreign land to Nick, a father of FIVE in his forties.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Something that's worth in excess of $10,000.
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To produce this:
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He never used the Wacom tablet for anything.

Also who the fuck spends that much money on light panels? $700 for light panels is fucking obscene, you could get some for well under $100, or make your own even. LED panels for lighting is very cheap, especially if you just want white light and aren't doing a bunch of colors.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is so pathetic he just got absolutely felted by Warski.

Dude, he got felted by DSP.
He got felted by Cog.
He's even been felted by Brianna Wu.

Pretty much 99% of the world population can felt him now. That Warski can do it is not that shocking.

Now bring Daddy's apple juice!

"Apple Juice"

Riiiiiiight.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He's got a thing for picking on women. What a fucking faggot ass bitch.

I'm glad I'm not the only one mentioning this. Back when I mentioned how Nick is with women, I was a little concerned before I posted it that maybe I was simply imagining it from some isolated examples, but it really is true.

Nick is a coward, and thus he seems to have an easier time intimidating and antagonizing women. The story of him cornering a female judge in an elevator really stands out but there's so many little things. He's reminiscent of Liz Fong Jones, and how (s)he'll have a problem with a man and decide to call up his wife for a "girl talk".

When I was watching the Drex drama unfold, I got the impression that he was a misogynist. Not passively sexist in a relatively harmless "Women be shopping" kind of way. But that he had an unnatural distaste for women, like an incel would, you see it in the way he calls black women "German Shepard"s and the way he talks about what women do or think. I don't think it's a massive jump to think Nick, his former best friend could hold at least similar attitudes.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

Imagine not know how to use a screwdriver to screw in hinges for cabinets.

 

[Love Machine]

Rekeita is really at the point of ralphism where he is just going "die bitch, die"

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

LMFAO maybe this guy IS a comedian!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'M THE HERO HERE.