Orbiter šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ± Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First PĆ¼rrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

I hope they nail him. He's gotten away from too many spergouts already.
They might, he seems to have outlived his usefulness for the Feds (itā€™s so obvious he cut a deal I wonā€™t even start) and now people are actually looking at him for the gayass ā€œyour body my choice thingā€ Iā€™d be mildly surprised if something didnā€™t happen.
Also, sidenote, the only people I know who carry pepper spray are homosexuals and women. Normal people like actually useful thing like stun-guns, real guns, or if their an actual Huwhite Warrior their trained fists. This nigga had to go out of his way to get the gayest weapon he could find, the only way it would be gayer is if it had a Hello Kitty tchotchke dangling off it lamo.
Very Chad, catboy, very Chad.
 
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The woman that accompanied her called the police, which told Nick to return the phone to Maria. This woman's phone doesn't work properly, so the pics are pics that she took of her phone using her husband's phone and that's because they look like that.
Yea I don't fucking buy it.
If the munchkin's phone was "no longer operational" after Nick stomped on it & the cop returned it, how did her husband take screenshots of her phone with his phone?

Did her husband take out the SD card? Do some sort of airdrop? Pull it from the cloud backup?

How did her husband manage to get multiple screenshots of her "nonoperational phone" with his own phone?

If the screen was cracked, why don't we see the artifact in the screenshots of the screenshot?

If the phone wouldn't turn on or wouldn't respond, how did her husband change between images to get screenshots of her screen?
Yea it doesn't add up. And if she used her husband's phone to take pictures of her phone displaying the pictures, why do we not see her phone screen edges or anything and the photos are perfectly aligned? Assuming these are tech illiterate boomers, the story of 'i took pictures of my phone with his phone' makes no sense given what we see. Again, why not take a video of her phone with her husbands phone playing the video? This will turn out to be fake 100%. And as mentioned earlier, the last Fuentes assault was actually caught on video (throwing the drink). You can't say you took a video of Fuentes pepper spraying you and then have no video of that.
 
Sorry kid, you fucked up. Time to send you to Robert J. Oā€™Neill.
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People donā€™t just open their fucking doors and pepper spray you immediately. You have to do something to indicate youā€™re a threat before they do that, even for retarded gay mexican men like Fuentes. Iā€™m absolutely certain all you did was politely knock and ask for a civil chat and you didnā€™t cop knock and fucking scream at his door for a couple of minutes about racism and shit.

Like come on I know Fuentes is a mongoloid but her story does not track with reality lolol
 
would be curious what a self defense attorney's take on this is, because the way she described it made it sound like she didn't intrude into his property, which, to my knowledge, means he doesn't have the right to assault her and certainly doesn't have the right to rob her of her phone.

Nick Rekieta's old trialstreaming lawyer buddy Andrew Branca is the self-proclaimed "Law of Self Defense" premier expert in the country.

If you ever watch any of his content, he always analyzes every self-defense case with his "5 Elements of Self-Defense Law Framework" - Innocence, Imminence, Proportionality, Avoidance, Reasonableness

You canā€™t start the fight.

Thatā€™s the first elementā€”you canā€™t have been the initial aggressor, and then justify your use of force as self-defense. Pretty simple, huh? What could be more obvious than that, right? You got this.
Bottom line, if a prosecutor reviews your case and sees evidence that suggests you might have started the fight, youā€™ve just made yourself way more likely to be brought to trial on criminal charges, because now you look like a vulnerable target for conviction.

So right off the bat, Nick's self-defense claim would likely be screwed.

It could also be argued that Nick could have AVOIDED the assault by simply closing the door to the stranger.

Branca's also a real stickler for Imminence. So even if you meet all the other criteria for a valid self-defense claim, the threat to you or others has to be demonstrably there and menacing that VERY second you went on the offensive.

So even if Nick could claim globally that he's a celebrity who has received death threats, he'd have to prove that the munchkin was a physical threat to his life the very second he acted.
 
If the munchkin's phone was "no longer operational" after Nick stomped on it & the cop returned it, how did her husband take screenshots of her phone with his phone?

Did her husband take out the SD card? Do some sort of airdrop? Pull it from the cloud backup?

How did her husband manage to get multiple screenshots of her "nonoperational phone" with his own phone?

If the screen was cracked, why don't we see the artifact in the screenshots of the screenshot?

If the phone wouldn't turn on or wouldn't respond, how did her husband change between images to get screenshots of her screen?
Pure speculation, but I believe she has the video and itā€™s ready to be uploaded. But that video has value, both to Nick and the women that hate his guts after the recent "your body, my choice" clip popularity. She wants a good deal, either money or notoriety. She could get both by approaching a popular influencer and selling it to them as an exclusive.

Edit: Sheā€™s a boomer woman 100% itā€™s an iPhone. I donā€™t know how iCloud works, would it back it up?
 
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Iā€™m not a fan of either party.

On one hand, you donā€™t tip the cows. On the other other hand, there are ways to dissuade door-goers that arenā€™t legally classified as assault.
I'm a big fan of the woman because anytime Nick the spic's loud mouthed ass is forced to look pathetic, literally whipping out pepperspray like a scared woman because old ladies showed up at his door, I get a huge laugh. Sure, you don't tip cows, but that's mostly our rule on the internet. Random people interacting with cows isn't sanctioned or controllable by our rules.
 
Based cop. There's nothing I like about Fuentes, but this fat old kike hag used his dox to show up at his home and harass him. She deserved this, and law enforcement should have a "cowtip Nick at your own risk" policy given the number of psychotic BPD harpies trying to incite violence against this retard.
 
Why did he even answer the door lmfao

Plus, you'd think with the millions he has that he could afford a single bodyguard or some shit
iirc a Faguentes rant that always stood out in my memory was that one time he ranted against guns and called them 'gay' or whatever. Similar to how he's anti-exercise and self improvement. He thinks guns are gay because uh... Reasons? I guess he thinks if you're passionate about guns you're A JEWISH FED!!!1

So because of that hiring bodyguards (who would usually pack guns for obvious reasons) would be against his core beliefs and is off the table!
 
I'm a big fan of the woman because anytime Nick the spic's loud mouthed ass is forced to look pathetic, literally whipping out pepperspray like a scared woman because old ladies showed up at his door, I get a huge laugh. Sure, you don't tip cows, but that's mostly our rule on the internet. Random people interacting with cows isn't sanctioned or controllable by our rules.
I donā€™t have to like either party to find something funny.
 
I donā€™t have to like either party to find something funny.
I actively like people who make Nick look like a bitch, but that's just me. Its basic comedy to have a guy act like he's a tough savior of the white race, and then have him be unironically faggy and so scared of women that a fat, old, jewish chick scared him into using gay pepper spray. We've laughed on here at people who've done less than Nick and got humilated, no point to draw the line now.
 
Nick Fuentes jail arc finally happening under Trump's America? Also this faggot cowardly taco nigger really had to use content spray against a 51 year old 5'1 woman? What a fucking coward
Nigga could have just stuck his fingers down his throat and puked on the bitch and shut the door. She'd probably be more insulted and have less to go to the cops for.
1. If Nick took her phone, how would she have first person pics of Nick pepper spraying her?
If it was an iphone I'm pretty sure you can set it that all your pictures get uploaded to icloud. I'm sure you can do the same shit with android phones and google drive or onedrive if you've got that.
Also, sidenote, the only people I know who carry pepper spray are homosexuals and women. Normal people like actually useful thing like stun-guns, real guns, or if their an actual Huwhite Warrior their trained fists. This nigga had to go out of his way to get the gayest weapon he could find, the only way it would be gayer is if it had a Hello Kitty tchotchke dangling off it lamo.
Very Chad, catboy, very Chad.
A real huite Aryan gigachad or mahogany sun god would have just fucked her calm then talked her into making him dinner.
I actively like people who make Nick look like a bitch, but that's just me. Its basic comedy to have a guy act like he's a tough savior of the white race, and then have him be unironically faggy and so scared of women that a fat, old, jewish chick scared him into using gay pepper spray. We've laughed on here at people who've done less than Nick and got humilated, no point to draw the line now.
He could have done literally anything other than bear mace the old broad. He could have just said something nasty and clever then shut the door, he could have just not answered the door. Like who but dangerhairs, women joggers, and campers carries bear spray or mace or whatever he used? He's on the mohs hardness scale alongside soup sandwich.
Need to be bigger and blacker.
 
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