Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

It's 2 am and they're now feeding the fucking dog. That creature has to be in absolute Hell.

 

[DickMain]

Tweet alleging DV against Aaron Tweet | Archive
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"Sure I was busy playing sweaty ball-to-ball twister with you, and licking your face, and drooling over your cock, and sharing our wife, but you (allegedly) regularly beat your wife that whole time! I would have called the cops, but I was doing mountains of coke!"

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Some chats while his retarded paypigs are waiting for him to grace them his presence:

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Neither Kayla nor April are ladies.

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Grifty is there ready to serve his massa.

Someone is always willing to pickup the broom no matter how vile they are

This one is really pushing it though. It's way past the good days like when people would sweep for Ralph and gas him up as a joke

 

[SaltyFanta]

“Ummm actually I never technically said your name so it wasn’t really for you because you can’t really prove it can you sweaty? If you think it was for you it must be true and you must feel like you needed to hear that”?

He set something similar up with Elissa Clips, saying he there was something secret about her, and then opening another sentence saying someone unspecified was sharing whoring themself out with nudes.

Anyone who acted like this in the ancient days would’ve just been murdered.

Nick's entire existence hinges on the hope that the powers that be can only interpret specific black and white statements without subtext so he can play this game of "Haha hehe, I technically didn't say that".

Like with the Keffals stuff where he went on an hour long disingenuous argument about how putting someone on the wall doesn't mean kill them because you can also frame a map or a picture on a wall.

 

[Journoscum]

"Yeah you battered and abused this poor woman, that's why I kept inviting you over and sticking my tongue in your ear. That's just how I treat woman beaters, you nerd"

 

[Rusty Fork]

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"You should be killed,"

I'm getting a lot out of Devil Rekieta lol

Beelzeballdo

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

If Kayla isn’t just an empty shell of a person by now, she will encourage Nick to continue his unhinged behavior online and have everything she needs. A good divorce lawyer would salivate at the opportunity.

Unfortunately she seems to be. I like to imagine a timeline where she returns to her family and church and asks for help to rebuild her life and her kids sense of security, minus Nick. He is irredeemable but it would be the best thing possible for her kids.

Kayla could get actual affection, the kids get stability, and balldo and his crackwhore get to be the most alpha homeless in downtown of that city where he buys his drugs, and they eventually overdose to death.

Everybody wins

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Btw: Hsving a man who’s dying of cancer installing your kitchen cabinets seems like a real asshole move.

Very inconsiderate. Cold even.

Very Nick.

Minnesota....guy with cancer....did we just inadvertently discover how Jim broke his back?

 

[Train Operator]

I guess he has finally started to do the copypaste responses on twitter
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The second tweet is about his kid Archive

Guy is spiraling. at this rate someone is either going to be dead or in jail by new years and i think that's what he wants. i think he was forced to "break up" with April and now like a giant toddler who didn't get his way he's throwing a hissy fit, and drinking all day. he doesn't care about his kids, his wife, April or even about not going to jail at this point. he just wants to do whatever he wants and to get revenge regardless of the consequences.

I unironically think nick is a danger to himself and others right now.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Did he "Dear John" Ryan the Editor?

 

[Captain Manning]

I know there is someone always willing to pickup the broom for anyone no matter how vile they are

This one is really pushing it though. It's way past the good days like when people would sweep for Ralph and gas him up as a joke

Grifty is to Nick what Perspicacity is to Ralph.

Both are sub-Gator.

Imagine being sub-Gator.

 

[DickMain]

Beelzeballdo

Loserfer, is my addition. Other names that could work:

Father of Lies (John 8:44)
Liar (John 8:44)
Accuser of the Brethren (Rev. 12:10) <------------ YOU ARE HERE
Murderer From the Beginning (John 8:44)

 

[Peace Through Power]

Guy is spiraling. at this rate someone is either going to be dead or in jail by new years and i think that's what he wants. i think he was forced to "break up" with April and now like a giant toddler who didn't get his way he's throwing a hissy fit, and drinking all day. he doesn't care about his kids, his wife, April or even about not going to jail at this point. he just wants to do whatever he wants and to get revenge regardless of the consequences.

I unironically think nick is a danger to himself and others right now.

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[Canard]

Nick is completely spiralling out and really seeking for any form of validations online at all...

And now I believe that April has some actual mental illness. And not just as an insult.

Kayla is doing herself a service by not being online. And Aaron is just sad and pathetic, but seems most reasonable out of bunch, which just tells how bad others are...

I don't think this will end up well for Nick. I am more certain that in a year or two he will do something prison worthy, if not already done it.

 

[BigPeanut]

"Yeah you battered and abused this poor woman, that's why I kept inviting you over and sticking my tongue in your ear. That's just how I treat woman beaters, you nerd"

Also why is this nerd moral fagging? Dick GODsterson taught us that beating women is based, and doesn’t really effect you personally anyway, so you shouldn’t even care.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but he really does remind me of the character of Dutch Van der Linde from the game Red Dead Redemption 2

Yeah that fits. One can easily imagine Nick scrambling from room to room menacing people around him saying "you just have to trust me."

She seems to identify as Christian, unless I am missing something.

Yes, I'm not sure what Nick was trying to get at. Her story is that she used to be an SJW and worked in TV as a producer. IMDB Then she moved right and started as a Youtuber talking about that journey. Nick was on her show in 2022. In that show she references the fact that she's a new Christian and based on the fact that Nick mentioned that he's Christian, she asks him about the culture war. She wanted a Christian perspective, but just got a lame answer about the march of progressivism.

Spoiler: Nick on Keri Smith's Show April 22, 2022

These were chats from today's simpcast.
Nick says he voted.


Nick claimed he's closer to Jesus than ever before.

 

[Folgers Can]

The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

ENHANCE!

OK, this has been gnawing at me since Monday, but I dared not catch all the

's involved like this has become the new "tripod", but it's about damned time now that Nick's newfound levels of nouveau-riche hubris about cancerman have added to the story. Back then, there was speculation abound about whether Nick kicked the doors off in a rage, but if you look very closely it's obvious that this is not your everyday face-frame design that might bring occasion for a flush screw-in hinge with torn-out screwholes that compression artifacts might have hidden away, and instead is more of a European-style frameless poised to benefit from the added reinforcement of an apropos recessed hinge cup design. Yet here we are, most definitely bearing witness to the total absence of the unmistakable damage that would have followed from the kicking out (or even careful removal of) a standard 1/2"-deep hinge cup, and dare I say it, even compression artifacts couldn't explain away how there aren't even enough minor incongruities in the image to believe that even a cheaper screw-in design was kicked out or even carefully removed.

So I submit to you, instead, the alternative theory that these cokeheads neglected a persistent leak under the sink every bit as much as they neglected their kids, for so long that the cheap fiberboard frame rotted out to such a degree that the entire frame had to be replaced, which finally explains why the seemingly brand-new frame we've seen has no cup-hinge recesses or even screwholes whatsoever.

If so, I submit to you further that poor cancerman slaved away at that entirely avoidable full-frame replacement for days on end, only to be pestered to finish the job until the pestering finally sucked away his lifeforce to an untimely end. And even then, still Baldo-skelly couldn't muster the slightest scintilla of work ethic it'd take to briefly swing by Menard's and perform the proverbial trad-dad's fatherly duty to finish the job.

So long, cancerman, we hardly knew ye:

Spoiler

t. "Non-Practicing" Carpenter

 

[DickMain]

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[Oxyjen]

How about now. Is it RICO now?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

My first girlfriend in middle school gave me a ring with a penny in it that was pressed into a buc ees token at one of their stops and I held onto it for like a decade as a keepsake of her. Buc ees isn't just a gas station, it's a place that stores a piece of my heart and soul.

Wow and McDonald’s with the happy meals seemed to be fiendishly clever at getting “happy” memories from customers at an early age.