Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[0713]

I think she's actually really hot.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't think she's the only one, there's many many multitudes of people like her, she's just one that's semi-relevant

Semi-relevant is being charitable. Nobody outside of KF knows or cares about her except the handful of YouTube grifters making easy clickbait videos off of her stupidity. She's as relevant as that TikTokker who got shot for being a prick and unfortunately survived.

Why is she using "middle aged" like it's an insult when she's approaching forty herself?

She's going to have to get together with her simps and brainstorm a new term, the same way they swapped 'virgin' out for 'incel' so as not to be whorephobic. The new term needs to target middle-aged men who peaked in high school...I suggest we start calling them Dick Mastersons, or Jujus for short.

OT: Congrats on the Rolling Stone article Alyssa. I desperately needed the tea on the development cycle of a game that came out two fucking decades ago. Can't wait to read your next expose about Daikatana.

 

[DickMain]

calling her "phenomenally talented"

There are better blowies out there. Too bad it was his first, but, it's only uphill from here I guess.

 

[behindyourightnow]

OT: Congrats on the Rolling Stone article Alyssa. I desperately needed the tea on the development cycle of a game that came out two fucking decades ago. Can't wait to read your next expose about Daikatana.

I actually overestimated her and thought she'd finally got an outlet to run a "GamerGate 2.0" article. Turns out they just took pity on her and threw her $200 or so to write some bullshit about an old game lol

She's going to have to get together with her simps and brainstorm a new term, the same way they swapped 'virgin' out for 'incel' so as not to be whorephobic. The new term needs to target middle-aged men who peaked in high school...I suggest we start calling them Dick Mastersons, or Jujus for short.

I noticed that Alyssa has been trying as hard as possible to push the "Smash JT is OLD and I am YOUNG" message. Here she is implying that he is a creep because he is old enough to have "fathered" her:

https://archive.md/ma8YW

A quick search of JT's full name and home town reveals him to be 42 years old, which seems about right, given his appearance. Alyssa is 34.

So either she thinks 8-year-old boys regularly father children (and given that she hangs around with troons, that is a possibility) or she is really doubling down trying to hide the fact that she's creeping up on middle age too.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A quick search of JT's full name and home town reveals him to be 42 years old, which seems about right, given his appearance. Alyssa is 34.

She really is the poor man's Taylor Lorenz. Crybully who targets the family of her enemy, tries to spin getting fired as a win and pretending to be a lot younger than she really is.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

She really is the poor man's Taylor Lorenz. Crybully who targets the family of her enemy, tries to spin getting fired as a win and pretending to be a lot younger than she really is.

I think Taylor Lorenz might feel insulted to be compared to Alyssa Mercante.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think Taylor Lorenz might feel insulted to be compared to Alyssa Mercante.

The one thing Alyssa has over Taylor is she isn't still masking in 2024. That alone might make her a better (or at least saner) person.

(I previewed the video and they're sitting on sofas opposite side of the room, so I dunno what sort of super coof she thinks she has/is gonna get.)

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Alyssa upset
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This is like the funniest thing of all time. "Stop making fun of me nerds! Make fun of my new simp instead!" Hahaha ok here's that attention you ordered, Alyssa.


I'm sooooo sure discount Idubbz is gonna put a ring on it and isn't just a hobosexual soycuck who regularly jerks it to prettier girls with bigger tits and no tattoos but had to settle for you because of the state of modern women and dating in general

Orange Man's second coming is already saving video games, maybe we can save Star Wars and capeshit too? For the first time in a long time, I actually have hope.

ETA What she said about JT's daughter is disgusting and she is giving him a damn solid case for harassment imo. All these sickos talking about people's daughters having future abortions need to understand that they are implying that someone's KID will either be raped, have a partial miscarriage, or be a used up whore like her in the future. It's creepy as hell.

 

[Racist Parrot]

This is like the funniest thing of all time. "Stop making fun of me nerds! Make fun of my new simp instead!" Hahaha ok here's that attention you ordered, Alyssa.

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Why the fuck would you get a tattoo of a niggers mud hut? Plus he's wearing gloves like a massive faggot. You gunna cut yourself putting a fucking garden box together? Soft hand having ass.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Turns out that Alyssa Mercante still wants to pursue "legal actions" against Smash JT, while she's "keep track of what he's doing" aka stalking. Sounds like she hasn't learned her lesson from being counter-sued by Smash JT's actual lawyer, and not a phony unprofessional simp-lawyer she hired.


She'll also be on Twitch soon.


EDIT: Chris "Irate Gamer" Bores also talks about Alyssa Mercante.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

She definitely belongs in internet tough guys. Tonka Tier

Turns out that Alyssa Mercante still wants to pursue "legal actions" against Smash JT, while she's "keep track of what he's doing" aka stalking. Sounds like she hasn't learned her lesson from being counter-sued by Smash JT's actual lawyer, and not a phony unprofessional simp-lawyer she hired.
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She'll also be on Twitch soon.
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Turns out that Alyssa Mercante still wants to pursue "legal actions" against Smash JT, while she's "keep track of what he's doing" aka stalking. Sounds like she hasn't learned her lesson from being counter-sued by Smash JT's actual lawyer, and not a phony unprofessional simp-lawyer she hired.
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She'll also be on Twitch soon.
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It's honestly incredible how she repeats this empty threat as if it isn't only worthy of ridicule. Yeah please show the judge you having a several months long back and forth with the person' defaming' you retard

 

[Drama Trauma]

An unexpected (lolcow) individual entered the scene, Chris Bores aka Irate Gamer aka Ghost Doctor: (X/A)

 

[HansKlokBier]

grifting and begging right now on twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/alyssamerc

Edit 1 : Yeah sure, donate to her Venmo, instead of Gofundme. It's easier to get the money the Venmo way. Gofundme would ban her for scamming.
Edit 2: This fucking retard is trying and troubleshooting with chat to get Dragon Age to run.
Edit 3: She totally left Kotaku and didn't get shitcanned, she can't say to much because "reasons" .
Edit 4: She has 4 cats, crazy catlady arc incoming?
Edit 5: coping and seething becuz she got fired. (Why am i watching this shit, i hate my life)
Edit 6: Sperging out about her Halo 2 article on rolling stone, and the composer is the bad guy, marty really a conservatist trumpie.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

grifting and begging right now on twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/alyssamerc

Edit 1 : Yeah sure, donate to her Venmo, instead of Gofundme. It's easier to get the money the Venmo way. Gofundme would ban her for scamming.

Edit 2: This fucking retard is trying and troubleshooting with chat to get Dragon Age to run.

Edit 3: She totally left Kotaku and didn't get shitcanned, she can't say to much because "reasons" .

Edit 4: She has 4 cats, crazy catlady arc incoming?

Thank you for your service

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

grifting and begging right now on twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/alyssamerc

Edit 1 : Yeah sure, donate to her Venmo, instead of Gofundme. It's easier to get the money the Venmo way. Gofundme would ban her for scamming.
Edit 2: This fucking retard is trying and troubleshooting with chat to get Dragon Age to run.
Edit 3: She totally left Kotaku and didn't get shitcanned, she can't say to much because "reasons" .
Edit 4: She has 4 cats, crazy catlady arc incoming?
Edit 5: coping and seething becuz she got fired. (Why am i watching this shit, i hate my life)

You watch, so we do not have to!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I wonder how many of her 60 viewers are hate watching her to make clips of her being a retard.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The one thing Alyssa has over Taylor is she isn't still masking in 2024. That alone might make her a better (or at least saner) person.
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(I previewed the video and they're sitting on sofas opposite side of the room, so I dunno what sort of super coof she thinks she has/is gonna get.)

I guess Alyssa got one of these moments when a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

An unexpected (lolcow) individual entered the scene, Chris Bores aka Irate Gamer aka Ghost Doctor: (X/A)
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"What's that, Ka-ka-two?"

ANOTHER ONE FELTED BY THE GHOST DOCTOR

 

[Hateocracy]

Alyssa upset

Since you wanna signal boost your house elf:

PPP: Buddy. Look at his forearms. I'm pressing X on even an 8 inch diameter there, bud. Better yet, look at the biceps that don't even come anywhere near filling out that sweater sleeve or giving it any volume. This man is felted, it's over for him. He's embarassed and all because you couldn't just let things go.

Soberski: Ash. Ring it.

*retard bell emits a clarion call across the Internet*

 

[Haramburger]

Turkey Tom's deep dive (from the kiddy pool):

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Does Tinkerbell Syndrome matches Alyssa Mercante's personality?